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2009-01-20 21:42:56

#76

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7253|Marathon, Florida Keys

Cybargs wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:
Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
you should have been on skype with us the other day, me cougar and jestar were listening to cyborg fuck his girlfriend for about an hour...
"Good Job"

haha you need to set up a webcam and not tell her..now THAT would be epic lulz

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2009-01-20 21:44:19

#77

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7160

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

you should have been on skype with us the other day, me cougar and jestar were listening to cyborg fuck his girlfriend for about an hour...
"Good Job"
haha you need to set up a webcam and not tell her..now THAT would be epic lulz

for teh lulz

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2009-01-20 22:24:35

#78

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7066|Little Bentcock

My grandfather walked in on me last year, he just stood at the door and I said "Get out", he replied with "What are you doing?, to which I calmly replied " GET THE FUCK OUT"

I then cleaned up and helped him fix my car. Awkward.

And I decided to browse some porn after a scrim a few years back not realising I had turned push to talk off. All I hear was chuckling and "Who's watching porn bBAHAHAHAHA". Luckily they didn't see it was me.. I hope.

2009-01-21 00:14:34

#79

Ioan92: Member; +337|6166

This thread is full of win. I never got caught. O lucky am I

2009-01-21 00:16:01

#80

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6191|Croatia

I think my mum actually caught me once but she didn't make a big deal about it

2009-01-21 00:28:16

#81

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|7015

I feel weird for saying i don't masturbate lolz

Toilet Sex you're weird

PS Those saying they jacked off with people hearing it LOL, someone in my old clan was drunk one night and pretended to jack off with Freezer7Pro listening. Dunno if you remember it Freezer but it was Dave, I was pissing myself laughing. Krok did it to you too Pilot if you remember too. Wish I recorded it........

♥

2009-01-21 01:20:17

#82

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I never been caught knocking one out but I have been caught shagging a retired coppers daughter in his bed, I became a local hero for a few months, even used his platinum truncheon 25 service souvenier as a spliff pokey. High fucking 5 copper cunt (not all coppers are cunts, he was)

2009-01-21 02:03:04

#83

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6858|Vienna

Once when I was kid I was smoking a cigarette and wanking in the bathroom while home alone. I got so excited that I didnt hear my parents return home. At one point they walked in on me... I got soo confused that I threw the cigarette in the toilet but continued masturbating

It took me couple of seconds to stop.

2009-01-21 05:24:24

#84

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6716

I never fap when someones in the house.

One time though, where I really had to knock one off, I was fapping to some porn site. Suddenly I hear my mom coming in, but using my leet Sidewinder, I manage to click close but a "thanks for visiting blablablasite" message comes up -.-

luckily I hit my a couple tabbed msn chats and cover the evil site.
Bricks where shat.

2009-01-21 05:45:18

#85

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|7008|Area 51

zeidmaan wrote:
Once when I was kid I was smoking a cigarette and wanking in the bathroom while home alone. I got so excited that I didnt hear my parents return home. At one point they walked in on me... I got soo confused that I threw the cigarette in the toilet but continued masturbating

It took me couple of seconds to stop.

Oh hai mom,

*continues wanking*

2009-01-21 05:58:47

#86

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6551|Birmingham, UK

zeidmaan wrote:
Once when I was kid I was smoking a cigarette and wanking in the bathroom while home alone. I got so excited that I didnt hear my parents return home. At one point they walked in on me... I got soo confused that I threw the cigarette in the toilet but continued masturbating

It took me couple of seconds to stop.

I remember you saying that before lol.

You do get confused if you hear someone walking up the stairs though

2009-01-21 07:23:01

#87

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6641|Winland

Toilet Sex wrote:
I feel weird for saying i don't masturbate lolz

Toilet Sex you're weird

PS Those saying they jacked off with people hearing it LOL, someone in my old clan was drunk one night and pretended to jack off with Freezer7Pro listening. Dunno if you remember it Freezer but it was Dave, I was pissing myself laughing. Krok did it to you too Pilot if you remember too. Wish I recorded it........

I remember.

Shit was awesome.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-01-21 08:11:43

#88

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7165|Sydney, Australia

zeidmaan wrote:
Once when I was kid I was smoking a cigarette and wanking in the bathroom while home alone. I got so excited that I didnt hear my parents return home. At one point they walked in on me... I got soo confused that I threw the cigarette in the toilet but continued masturbating

It took me couple of seconds to stop.

Bwahahahaha

2009-01-21 09:14:02

#89

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6570|So Cal

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
... I struggled to close Windows Media Player...

Apparently you haven't heard of Flash web-based media players? I only use Windows Media Player for Home movies that are stored in my drive or DVD's..

https://i44.tinypic.com/28vg66s.jpg

2009-01-21 09:15:02

#90

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6574|Carnoustie MASSIF

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

you should have been on skype with us the other day, me cougar and jestar were listening to cyborg fuck his girlfriend for about an hour...
"Good Job"
haha you need to set up a webcam and not tell her..now THAT would be epic lulz

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I'm trying to find a youtube vid of the bit in American Pie where Jim sets up the webcam to film Nadia. Can't find it

2009-01-21 09:25:45

#91

mikkel: Member; +383|7045

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!

She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.

But clearly masturbating is one of the things you have time to think about?

2009-01-21 09:29:58

#92

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7093

my mum's friend walked in on me....true story

2009-01-21 09:34:06

#93

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6930|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Never had anyone walk in on me whacking, but I have had my room mate come home when I was banging a chick on the couch.

2009-01-21 09:35:59

#94

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6232|Catherine Black

GraphicArtist J wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
... I struggled to close Windows Media Player...
Apparently you haven't heard of Flash web-based media players? I only use Windows Media Player for Home movies that are stored in my drive or DVD's..

I hate the windows media player close button, it's set ever so slightly away from the top right, so you can't 'drag-shot' it to close, you have to carefully aim. They've fixed it in W7 though.

https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png

2009-01-21 09:39:33

#95

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7011|NYC / Hamburg

you people should learn to [win key]+L

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2009-01-21 09:47:01

#96

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6730|eng

Couple of close calls, but i've never been caught.

#rekt

2009-01-21 09:48:00

#97

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6891|Boulder, CO

max wrote:
you people should learn to [win key]+L

You know i might set my zboards panic button (check the Zboard merc, it actually has a button labelled "panic" on the gamepad, granted it is meant to be a normal P key but you can change them) to that.

2009-01-21 09:49:30

#98

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6641|Winland

max wrote:
you people should learn to [win key]+L

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-01-21 10:01:00

#99

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6232|Catherine Black

Freezer7Pro wrote:
max wrote:
you people should learn to [win key]+L

Says he, who has been caught on 'many an occasion'

https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png

2009-01-21 10:15:34

#100

CrazeD: Member; +368|7116|Maine

Finray wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
max wrote:
you people should learn to [win key]+L
Says he, who has been caught on 'many an occasion'

Yeah, don't listen to him.

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