Wow so many people coming out of the closet....
With a name like Toilet Sex was I ever in a closet? except in a gimp maskaerodynamic wrote:
Wow so many people coming out of the closet....
in leather
waiting for Snake
jk, I'm married to a female specimen.
and saying that i'm only 19 and married. its a long story but it was going to happen anyway when we're older so why wait? plus there were so some other contributing factors but it's amazing. i wouldn't have it any other way. all my mates are like omfg i banged this awsm girl last night but i'm sstill thinking to myself o ok, i don't care.
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perhaps you had the door shut on the toilet.Toilet Sex wrote:
With a name like Toilet Sex was I ever in a closet? except in a gimp maskaerodynamic wrote:
Wow so many people coming out of the closet....
in leather
waiting for Snake
jk, I'm married to a female specimen.
do they still call a toilet (bathroom) with the door shut a closet? They don't here in England but in Ausland they might do with their big spiders and shit with huge diameter legs and body widthes which eat men alive in cacoons with huge wings which can even escape dragons but not australia's spiders
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perhaps our spiders created the closet in the toilet, did you think of that huh.Toilet Sex wrote:
do they still call a toilet (bathroom) with the door shut a closet? They don't here in England but in Ausland they might do with their big spiders and shit with huge diameter legs and body widthes which eat men alive in cacoons with huge wings which can even escape dragons but not australia's spiders
someone, service me
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Me + Chuy
hahaha!
hahaha!
I had Warman first - proof
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
am already married to DonFck, Slayer, Negerkungen and FFlink, probably also had an affair with Varegg.
tho any of them could have divorced me without me knowing by now.
tho any of them could have divorced me without me knowing by now.
DavidP and Ram
Me and Otto, he's my bitch
Me and Otto, he's my bitch
I can stomach "Girlfriend Problem" threads but I pray not to see "BF2s Marriage Problem" threads.
bend overFatherTed wrote:
Me + mkxiii
We could have had an affair you mean, i offered to meet you in Holland last summer remember?^*AlphA*^ wrote:
am already married to DonFck, Slayer, Negerkungen and FFlink, probably also had an affair with Varegg.
tho any of them could have divorced me without me knowing by now.
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
6phishman420 wrote:
5some plzMutantsteak wrote:
Only if you are there tooTheAussieReaper wrote:
Lube up and you can share him.
<3
Yes please, listen to him.Parker wrote:
i dont even know what to say about this thread...
i guess ill just leave you with:
stop talking about having sex with warman.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
its only sex if you like it.War Man wrote:
Yes please, listen to him.Parker wrote:
i dont even know what to say about this thread...
i guess ill just leave you with:
stop talking about having sex with warman.
It won't even be rape war man. Except at first, when it will.War Man wrote:
Yes please, listen to him.
But you'll come around. They always do.
I am a man and will only ever have sex with a woman, but if you guys want gay sex, I'll call in the 1st or 10th Gay Brigade in my military for ya.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
You know a gay brigade? You must be gay.War Man wrote:
I am a man and will only ever have sex with a woman, but if you guys want gay sex, I'll call in the 1st or 10th Gay Brigade in my military for ya.
Hey Roc18, i just wanted you to know that im a democratic non-patriotic american-hating satanist, and i totally support homosexuality, in fact i just had a huge gay orgy celebrating how gay we are, in fact, we are all getting married together in a Christian church, then we are going to adopt kids of all religions other than Christianity.
He's the Commander!Roc18 wrote:
You know a gay brigade? You must be gay.War Man wrote:
I'll call in the 1st or 10th Gay Brigade in my military for ya.
kAcreta wrote:
Hey Roc18, i just wanted you to know that im a democratic non-patriotic american-hating satanist, and i totally support homosexuality, in fact i just had a huge gay orgy celebrating how gay we are, in fact, we are all getting married together in a Christian church, then we are going to adopt kids of all religions other than Christianity.
It is in my imaginary army, I made a few gay brigades because many homos complained to me of not allowing them to be in.Roc18 wrote:
You know a gay brigade? You must be gay.War Man wrote:
I am a man and will only ever have sex with a woman, but if you guys want gay sex, I'll call in the 1st or 10th Gay Brigade in my military for ya.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Oh so you are imagining gay brigades in your day dreams? Makes sense.War Man wrote:
It is in my imaginary army, I made a few gay brigades because many homos complained to me of not allowing them to be in.Roc18 wrote:
You know a gay brigade? You must be gay.War Man wrote:
I am a man and will only ever have sex with a woman, but if you guys want gay sex, I'll call in the 1st or 10th Gay Brigade in my military for ya.
out of curiosity how many guns do you own and do you go to church on sundays and want to join the us marinesRoc18 wrote:
Oh so you are imagining gay brigades in your day dreams? Makes sense.War Man wrote:
It is in my imaginary army, I made a few gay brigades because many homos complained to me of not allowing them to be in.Roc18 wrote:
You know a gay brigade? You must be gay.