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Parker wrote:

well, when i had to fight psycho mantis in MGS....er wait.

blademaster wrote:

* Headache, sometimes called MSG headache
    * Flushing
    * Sweating
    * Sense of facial pressure or tightness
    * Numbness, tingling or burning in or around the mouth
    * Rapid, fluttering heartbeats (heart palpitations)
    * Chest pain
    * Shortness of breath
    * Nausea
    * Weakness

i feel all of those almost everyday

then stop eating cheap shit and learn to cook
it'll impress the women

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

then stop eating cheap shit and learn to cook
it'll impress the women

i can cook some stuff...

grilled cheese
BLT's
....pizza rolls.


but for real, i can cook the best steak evar.


and i dont need to cook to impress the women.
they are already impressed....or they HATE the beard.
one of the two.

blademaster wrote:

* Headache, sometimes called MSG headache
    * Flushing
    * Sweating
    * Sense of facial pressure or tightness
    * Numbness, tingling or burning in or around the mouth
    * Rapid, fluttering heartbeats (heart palpitations)
    * Chest pain
    * Shortness of breath
    * Nausea
    * Weakness

They're just the side effects of being pissed off your tits.

no, theres no impressing them...
if they dont like the beard, the only thing i hear is, "so, how often to do you shave?".


then i explain im from the smack-a-ho tribe, etc...


pissydon, i hope you dont put steaks in the oven...that is like, sacrilege.

ONLY OVER AN OPEN FLAME. and i AM good at grilling...i have a gas grill ten steps from my shop

Parker wrote:

pissydon, i hope you dont put steaks in the oven...that is like, sacrilege.

ONLY OVER AN OPEN FLAME. and i AM good at grilling...i have a gas grill ten steps from my shop

My mom cooks 'em in the oven, I cook 'em on the stove. Much better that way.

Porterhouse/London Broil/NY Strip Steak =

The Sheriff wrote:

blademaster wrote:

* Headache, sometimes called MSG headache
    * Flushing
    * Sweating
    * Sense of facial pressure or tightness
    * Numbness, tingling or burning in or around the mouth
    * Rapid, fluttering heartbeats (heart palpitations)
    * Chest pain
    * Shortness of breath
    * Nausea
    * Weakness

They're just the side effects of being pissed off your tits.

Yep, or being a smoker.

I enjoy feeling mortal lol

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

HA! ive worked at the original Kraft factory in Australia, Yes, you're eating autralian stuff lol

/forcevomits


j/k

i <3 the aussies.

MUCH cooler than the welsh...and the jews

phishman420 wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

blademaster wrote:

* Headache, sometimes called MSG headache
    * Flushing
    * Sweating
    * Sense of facial pressure or tightness
    * Numbness, tingling or burning in or around the mouth
    * Rapid, fluttering heartbeats (heart palpitations)
    * Chest pain
    * Shortness of breath
    * Nausea
    * Weakness

They're just the side effects of being pissed off your tits.

Don't you Brits ever sleep?

neg.

students don't, we live on diets of alcohol (lots of), noodles and fuckshedtons of red bull.

sleep is for post-lecture time, followed by a nice night of copious amounts of boooooooooze

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

HA! ive worked at the original Kraft factory in Australia, Yes, you're eating autralian stuff lol

Kraft is as Australian as apple pie.

Jebus wrote:

Cheez wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

HA! ive worked at the original Kraft factory in Australia, Yes, you're eating autralian stuff lol

Kraft is as Australian as apple pie.

Is apple pie australian?

No.

Cheez wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

HA! ive worked at the original Kraft factory in Australia, Yes, you're eating autralian stuff lol

Kraft is as Australian as apple pie.

Used to be, plus im fairly sure their first factory was in a shithole called Strathmerton were i worked

DrunkFace wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Cheez wrote:

Kraft is as Australian as apple pie.

Used to be, plus im fairly sure their first factory was in a shithole called Strathmerton were i worked

Kraft was never Australian.

Kraft also began operating in Australia following a merger with Fred Walker & Co

You really re-searched this just to prove me wrong?