If both participants aren't wearing business-casual slacks pulled up to the belly button, it isn't really a fight.
I happened to be listening to "Rock Around the Clock" when I found this topic and played the video and it is quite marvelous how it syncs up sometimes. It's quite amazing and I suggest you try to recreate it.
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