Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7013|London
I know someone who had this and they've been fine ever since. It's a pretty low risk operation, the only thing that's gonna be hurt is your pride

gl 27
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Nappy wrote:

awesome!!!
Change the ring tone on it when they confiscated it it had 'Gary Glitter - My gang' on it.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6591|what

I had to scroll down after reading half of your post cause I was hoping for a Bel Air.

Sorry to hear that '27.

Can you get some hair removal stuff out on you, in you, etc?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

TheAussieReaper wrote:

I had to scroll down after reading half of your post cause I was hoping for a Bel Air.

Sorry to hear that '27.

Can you get some hair removal stuff out on you, in you, etc?
Nuh, Mrs won't wax the crack.  Fucking things growing inwards from what they say, how the fuck do they even know they havent even xray'd me and we sat mostly yakking about Cricket anyway.

That could be why they booked me in, he was Pakistani and I was ripping the piss out of his countries recent piss poor efforts.  That'll fucking teach me.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7177|Comber, Northern Ireland

1927 wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

I had to scroll down after reading half of your post cause I was hoping for a Bel Air.

Sorry to hear that '27.

Can you get some hair removal stuff out on you, in you, etc?
Nuh, Mrs won't wax the crack.  Fucking things growing inwards from what they say, how the fuck do they even know they havent even xray'd me and we sat mostly yakking about Cricket anyway.

That could be why they booked me in, he was Pakistani and I was ripping the piss out of his countries recent piss poor efforts.  That'll fucking teach me.
and now he's coming for you while ur sedated with a scalpel?
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7087

Fuck '27, that's horrible. I feel for you bro. Good luck, hopefully this'll get it sorted once and for all.

EDIT: I bet 10 karma he lives, anyone want to take it?

Last edited by ghettoperson (2009-01-29 04:24:56)

baggs
Member
+732|6642
This was the last thing i expected to read about upon logging into BF2s today, good one '27, i won't be eating lunch now mate
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
This is kinda what I expect my arse to look like this time on Monday.  There probably are better pictures you can find

https://www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/images/wedding_cake/cake_2.jpg

More tea vicar?
phishman420
Banned
+821|6119
Hope you get some good PK's.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7131
Abscesses. keep cleaner 27.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6710
wow i got an erection
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6591|what

1927 wrote:

This is kinda what I expect my arse to look like this time on Monday.  There probably are better pictures you can find

http://www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/ima … cake_2.jpg

More tea vicar?
That was a pretty half-assed attempt at humour.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Superior Mind wrote:

Abscesses. keep cleaner 27.
Haven't got one, thats the mad thing.  I suffer from getting my arse hairs tangled and knotted, from time to time get one of these spots grow and pop within a day or so, if it don't then it grows into an abcess but thats the crazy thing, they gonna open me up and go looking for a hair around the base of my spine.  Thats why they keep coming back every 6 weeks or so, so they tell me.
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7195|Argentina
When I read the tile I thought you ate at Taco Bell.  Good luck with your surgery.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

wow i got an erection
Oh shit, I wont be able to make the love for a few days, week, fuck even weeks.  Ohh my fucking god, Im gonna loose my mojo.

The Mrs has promised already to hit every speed bump full pelt on the way home from the hosp, cheers luv.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7013|London
If it's not an ingrown hair you may just be a staph carrier and should stop scratching your arse

Don't worry about them cutting near the spine, your actul spinal cord doesn't go down that far.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7131

1927 wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Abscesses. keep cleaner 27.
Haven't got one, thats the mad thing.  I suffer from getting my arse hairs tangled and knotted, from time to time get one of these spots grow and pop within a day or so, if it don't then it grows into an abcess but thats the crazy thing, they gonna open me up and go looking for a hair around the base of my spine.  Thats why they keep coming back every 6 weeks or so, so they tell me.
Either way, It sounds like you've got a gross bum. GL mate.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Aries_37 wrote:

If it's not an ingrown hair you may just be a staph carrier and should stop scratching your arse
Good call but I already have.

I usually use left hand for picking my nose, right hand for scratching the ring.  I still shudder at the thought of that day when I got it all mixed up.  I was checking my trainers for dog shit all day before realising what I had done.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Superior Mind wrote:

1927 wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Abscesses. keep cleaner 27.
Haven't got one, thats the mad thing.  I suffer from getting my arse hairs tangled and knotted, from time to time get one of these spots grow and pop within a day or so, if it don't then it grows into an abcess but thats the crazy thing, they gonna open me up and go looking for a hair around the base of my spine.  Thats why they keep coming back every 6 weeks or so, so they tell me.
Either way, It sounds like you've got a gross bum. GL mate.
It looks like a Collindar mate, thank god I can swim, even so, a life jacket is mandatory

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3015500661_c581b74777.jpg?v=0
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6710
Imagine having ingrown hairs in your ballsack. I mean, it cant get worse than that can it ?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7111|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Imagine having ingrown hairs in your ballsack. I mean, it cant get worse than that can it ?
Yeah, you could come from Swansea
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6710
lul
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6185|Croatia
I'm just having lunch,thanks 27
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7070

Good Luck 27'!
Bratwurstschnecke
Member
+77|7114|respawn screen
You're not alone, I had one of those on my tailbone some years ago. For some weird reason, evolution made hair that grows on your tailbone (survival of the fittest?) and if it feels like, you get an abscess.

They did cut flesh the size of a golf ball out that had to grow back (took at least 3 months, don't remember really). As every movement of the legs (like walking) moves the skin there, I had to lay down for 6 weeks and move as little as possible (got really good at formula1 on ps1 back then).

The good thing is, if they don't cut enough out (some of the hair is left), it will come back! Get well soon and good luck with your surgery.

And, I didn't post on bf2s for about 2 months, I was waiting for a useful thread like this.

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