You better sit down for this one

2009-01-30 11:22:55

#1

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6189|Croatia

Last night, I went to work to get some papers. When I went down to the bottom floor after I was done, I saw a man with a machine gun. I quickly ran outside, but the man was already shooting. I ran inside after the police arrived, and this lady was badly wounded. Apparently, she was shot several times in the back. She crawled over to me as she told the police to kill her so she wouldn't suffer. As they shot her, she started to pull on my leg, like I am doing to you!

2009-01-30 11:23:47

#2

bennisboy: Member; +829|7087|Poundland

yeah ladies always pull on my leg... my third leg

2009-01-30 11:23:50

#3

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6941|so randum

...

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-01-30 11:25:29

#4

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,992|7073|949

gud 1 br0

2009-01-30 11:39:07

#5

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6794|Troy, New York

got me. Was skeptical at "Machine gun" but that was pretty damn good.

2009-01-30 11:41:24

#6

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7019|Columbus, OH

stop watching snuff films

2009-01-30 11:41:25

#7

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7062|London, England

And you guys lock my topic for stupidity and spam, screw you guys, screw you all

2009-01-30 11:42:27

#8

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6941|so randum

Mekstizzle wrote:
And you guys lock my topic for stupidity and spam, screw you guys, screw you all

fu emo

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-01-30 11:43:04

#9

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7019|Columbus, OH

Mekstizzle wrote:
And you guys lock my topic for stupidity and spam, screw you guys, screw you all

dont worry blah joined the rank of possible spam posters

2009-01-30 11:44:06

#10

Brasso: member; +1,549|7071

ban

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-01-30 11:44:25

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7062|London, England

It's all of you guys that are emo, i'm the normal one

2009-01-30 11:46:02

#12

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6941|so randum

Mekstizzle wrote:
It's all of you guys that are emo, i'm the normal one

what should i get from the shop?

Small hourglass island
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Use an umbrella

2009-01-30 11:48:38

#13

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6161|Gulf Coast

Well Did She Live?!?!?!

Last edited by DrPeePeeFace (2009-01-30 11:48:54)

Important

2009-01-30 11:48:52

#14

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7062|London, England

pack of smokes, sum crips, and sum gum (extra, green flavour)

2009-01-30 11:49:52

#15

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6635|Schofield Barracks

when i saw machine gun i went directly to the end.

2009-01-30 11:52:10

#16

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6941|so randum

Mekstizzle wrote:
pack of smokes, sum crips, and sum gum (extra, green flavour)

tempted by crisps, coke and a pizza

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-01-30 11:52:17

#17

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7134

MAGUIRE93 wrote:
when i saw machine gun i went directly to the end.

Anyone who at least plays BF2 would be able to name the gun properly.

x

2009-01-30 11:57:46

#18

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6635|Schofield Barracks

Superior Mind wrote:
MAGUIRE93 wrote:
when i saw machine gun i went directly to the end.
Anyone who at least plays BF2 would be able to name the gun properly.

yea maybe if it said what kind and he put a fake link i might have believed it.

2009-01-30 12:10:07