Get shitfaced, ride a horse

2009-01-30 10:58:07

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6941|so randum

Why not

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7861406.stm

BBC wrote:
A horse-rider caught trotting through the streets of Newcastle has been spared jail after pleading guilty to being drunk in charge of an animal.

Godfrey Blacklin was fined £150 by city magistrates after he admitted drinking cans of lager before riding bareback through Wallsend.

The 31-year-old, of Byker, was charged under the 1872 Licensing Act, and could have faced a month in prison.

A police spokesman said Blacklin had been riding in the middle of the road.

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2009-01-30 10:59:23

#2

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6930|Gogledd Cymru

Stop putting ideas in my head before the weekend Ted.

If I get fined for riding a horse at around 4 tomorrow morning it's all your fault

Last edited by The Sheriff (2009-01-30 10:59:37)

2009-01-30 10:59:38

#3

hawaythelads: We are PREMIER LEAGUE!; +84|6927|Newcastle Upon Tyne.

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2009-01-30 10:59:41

#4

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7096

Drunk riding > drunk driving

2009-01-30 11:03:24

#5

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6188|Croatia

At least he did not try to rape the horse which would led to massive fail and his dick getting bitten off

2009-01-30 11:06:29

#6

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7180|Comber, Northern Ireland

lol was just reading that on bbc

2009-01-30 11:06:45

#7

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6638|Winland

The Sheriff wrote:
Stop putting ideas in my head before the weekend Ted.

If I get fined for riding a horse sheep at around 4 tomorrow morning it's all your fault

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-01-30 11:15:53

#8

bennisboy: Member; +829|7087|Poundland

Whenever I've had a few cans I ride bareback

2009-01-30 11:43:02

#9

Monkey Spanker: Show it to the nice monkey.; +284|6693|England

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Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime

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2009-01-30 11:51:49

#10

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7019|Columbus, OH

poor horse. the bastard probably left skid-marks on it.

2009-01-30 12:09:28

#11

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6161|Gulf Coast

loubot wrote:
poor horse. the bastard probably left skid-marks on it.

Important

2009-01-30 14:04:20

#12

bad-man: now say you sorry; +34|6289|one windy city

bennisboy wrote:
Whenever I've had a few cans I ride bareback

i hope you shave your back

2009-01-30 14:24:59

#13

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6930|Gogledd Cymru

Freezer7Pro wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
Stop putting ideas in my head before the weekend Ted.

If I get fined for riding a horse sheep at around 4 tomorrow morning it's all your fault

Rather practice beastiality than incest and voyeur.

Jokes. <3 x x

2009-01-31 11:25:11