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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.

JoshP wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

we had 3 word sum ups

mine was

drunk irish happy drunk

so drunk you can't tell the difference between 3 and 4 rite

liquidat0r wrote:

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.

If you know who said that then you can call yourself a physics nerd.

Last edited by Bradt3hleader (2009-01-31 15:30:21)

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