ChumpCybargs wrote:
Fail.mikkel wrote:
Just do nothing. If she complains, ask her why your love for her doesn't qualify as celebrating your relationship.
I fucking laughed manGravyDan wrote:
Chicks dig symbolism. Try this:
But the cutest bunny down at the local pet shop. Take her by the hand, then present the bunny to her. Tell her "My love for you is undying, unlike this bunny." Rip the fucking head off the rabbit, while applying continued pressure to her hand. Tell her "If you ever leave me, bitch, I don't know what I'll do..." and start laughing. Rub the bunny blood on your nipples, representing your everlasting passion.
Now your in Vagina City. You're welcome.
To be honest, I think she is settling on renting a movie, ordering food in, and just spending the evening like that.
↨↨↨ some geeky shit, but made my giggle +1mikkel wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pffeMdDSoY
↨↨↨ fucking brutal i love itGravyDan wrote:
Chicks dig symbolism. Try this:
But the cutest bunny down at the local pet shop. Take her by the hand, then present the bunny to her. Tell her "My love for you is undying, unlike this bunny." Rip the fucking head off the rabbit, while applying continued pressure to her hand. Tell her "If you ever leave me, bitch, I don't know what I'll do..." and start laughing. Rub the bunny blood on your nipples, representing your everlasting passion.
Now your in Vagina City. You're welcome.
↨↨↨ and this might actually work, plus make her some dinner and some chocolate covered strawberries ..... then go for a walk holding hands..... then for sure you're on your way to ....Bull3t wrote:
You want to know the best thing to do?
Get her some flowers or a card or choclates and if you do not have the money fuck it.
Just wing it, Spend the day with her. There is not much more a girl wants unless she is money hungry which in your case she is not.
Just say "Happy Valentines day!, I love you so much." I guess. My luck with girls has never been the best. That is my suggestion.
GravyDan wrote:
Vagina City
Why do you need to buy rabbit fur a present?
Dip it in chocolate and decorate the **** with candy.ghettoperson wrote:
I take it suggesting wrapping your cock in a bow wouldn't be appreciated then?
seriously, chocolate is good for libido and so is penis.
Personally I hate fucking Valentines day. That said: now that Bull3t has mentioned a "hungry girl"; if you don't want to go out for dinner, you could also prepare a luxurious dinner yourself, though considering you're Brittish that might not be a terribly good idea.Bull3t wrote:
You want to know the best thing to do?
Get her some flowers or a card or choclates and if you do not have the money fuck it.
Just wing it, Spend the day with her. There is not much more a girl wants unless she is money hungry which in your case she is not.
Just say "Happy Valentines day!, I love you so much." I guess. My luck with girls has never been the best. That is my suggestion.
Seriously though Bull3t, best comment out there. You honestly can't prepare on plan any real charming moves, they just tend to pop up in certain situations. You just have to be sharp and recognize the opportunities. If you are, it won't matter if you take her to Paris or take her fishing. I actually picked a girl a field bouquet once and used a locally found 12" shell casing as a vase,.. too bad the girl was a vegetarian.