Best way to avoid getting done by the law

2009-02-08 06:38:39

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JoshP: Banned; +176|6128|Notts, UK

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p … 876221.stm

Have an identical twin to confuse the cops!

BBC wrote:
Malaysian twins spared death row

Malaysian identical twin brothers have escaped hanging for drug trafficking as a court failed to decide which brother was the criminal, and cleared both.

A judge in the capital, Kuala Lumpur, said the case was unique and she could not send the wrong person to his death.

In 2003 police arrested one brother found driving drugs to a house. The second twin arrived soon afterwards and was also arrested.

Neither officers nor a DNA test could identify which twin owned the drugs.

Sathis and Sabarish Raj, 27, cried in court when they heard the judge say that the prosecution had failed to prove which twin had been arrested first with a car containing 166kg of cannabis and almost 2kg of raw opium.

According to the New Straits Times, the judge told the court: "I can't be calling the wrong twin to enter his defence. I can't be sending the wrong person to the gallows."

Execution is mandatory for convicted drugs traffickers in Malaysia.

Now that's a pretty good way of dodging execution!

2009-02-08 06:41:33

#2

Kez: Member; +778|6142|London, UK

I wish I had a twin

2009-02-08 06:51:55

#3

Steel: on_Target; +65|6756|Sarasota Fl

Kptk92 wrote:
I wish I had a twin

your lucky day

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2009-02-08 07:06:10

#4

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6140|College Park, MD

I thought even identical twins have some slight differences in their DNA?

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2009-02-08 07:08:33

#5

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6227|Catherine Black

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I thought even identical twins have some slight differences in their DNA?

They're made when an egg is fertilised by sperm, and then the egg mitoses as normal, but the seperate cells do not join again, and they create two seperate children. Both with exactly the same DNA, features, etc. The only differences occur between identical twins are environmental.

2009-02-08 07:17:41

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JoshP: Banned; +176|6128|Notts, UK

Finray wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I thought even identical twins have some slight differences in their DNA?
They're made when an egg is fertilised by sperm, and then the egg mitoses as normal, but the seperate cells do not join again, and they create two seperate children. Both with exactly the same DNA, features, etc. The only differences occur between identical twins are environmental.

Correct

2009-02-08 07:18:31

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Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6227|Catherine Black

JoshP wrote:
Finray wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I thought even identical twins have some slight differences in their DNA?
They're made when an egg is fertilised by sperm, and then the egg mitoses as normal, but the seperate cells do not join again, and they create two seperate children. Both with exactly the same DNA, features, etc. The only differences occur between identical twins are environmental.
Correct

Higher Bio FTW.

2009-02-08 07:24:01

#8

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7120|Disaster Free Zone

Finray wrote:
JoshP wrote:
Finray wrote:

They're made when an egg is fertilised by sperm, and then the egg mitoses as normal, but the seperate cells do not join again, and they create two seperate children. Both with exactly the same DNA, features, etc. The only differences occur between identical twins are environmental.
Correct
Higher Bio FTW.

You might also note that identical twins can never be male/female.

2009-02-08 07:28:55

#9

JoshP: Banned; +176|6128|Notts, UK

Finray wrote:
JoshP wrote:
Finray wrote:

They're made when an egg is fertilised by sperm, and then the egg mitoses as normal, but the seperate cells do not join again, and they create two seperate children. Both with exactly the same DNA, features, etc. The only differences occur between identical twins are environmental.
Correct
Higher Bio FTW.

Bah, silly Scottish qualifications

And biology sucks, do a real science like physics

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loljokes, pretending to be a subject snob is lulz :P

2009-02-08 07:28:57

#10

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6227|Catherine Black

DrunkFace wrote:
Finray wrote:
JoshP wrote:

Correct
Higher Bio FTW.
You might also note that identical twins can never be male/female.

Because if the sperm is a XX then the egg is always an XX so when the cross is made no XY can be made, so no boy. If the sperm is an XY then it crosses with the egg which is XX, so if a boy is produced, and it splits, then both the featuses will have XY, because the origional egg fertlisation was XY.

2009-02-08 07:33:44

#11

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7180|OctoLand

They should execute drug traffickers in every country tbh.

Last edited by justice (2009-02-08 07:33:57)

I know fucking karate

2009-02-08 07:42:13

#12

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6964|South Florida

JoshP wrote:
Finray wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I thought even identical twins have some slight differences in their DNA?
They're made when an egg is fertilised by sperm, and then the egg mitoses as normal, but the seperate cells do not join again, and they create two seperate children. Both with exactly the same DNA, features, etc. The only differences occur between identical twins are environmental.
Correct

Finger prints are not the same though.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-02-08 07:43:33

#13

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7219|Great Brown North

justice wrote:
They should execute drug traffickers in every country tbh.

thats what i was thinking

2009-02-08 08:20:44

#14

JoshP: Banned; +176|6128|Notts, UK

Death penalty is retarded due to miscarriages of justices

Go watch the film "Let Him Have It" (about the last person to be hanged in England) and then tell me that the death penalty is awsm

2009-02-08 08:20:57

#15

robcr9: Member; +111|6420

stfu finny, In England, we do that shit when we're in primary school!

2009-02-08 08:29:29

#16

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7123|United States of America

Dammit! My twin isn't identical. What should I do?

2009-02-08 08:36:54

#17

ColCarnage: taw; +283|6034

krazed wrote:
justice wrote:
They should execute drug traffickers in every country tbh.
thats what i was thinking

umm no?

2009-02-08 08:40:54

#18

phishman420: Banned; +821|6120

Kill babies

Have a BBQ

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2009-02-08 08:40:54

#19

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6912|Kakanien

JoshP wrote:
Death penalty is retarded due to miscarriages of justices

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2009-02-08 08:42:34

#20

ColCarnage: taw; +283|6034

phishman420 wrote:
Kill babies

Have a BBQ

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Have an seizure

Last edited by ColCarnage (2009-02-08 08:43:08)

2009-02-08 08:44:15

#21

phishman420: Banned; +821|6120

save as .jse

shit bricks

wat

2009-02-08 11:31:13

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6227|Catherine Black

Mitch wrote:
JoshP wrote:
Finray wrote:

They're made when an egg is fertilised by sperm, and then the egg mitoses as normal, but the seperate cells do not join again, and they create two seperate children. Both with exactly the same DNA, features, etc. The only differences occur between identical twins are environmental.
Correct
Finger prints are not the same though.

Hence environmental. Very similar, but only slight differences as they get erroded by touching things.

2009-02-08 11:46:17

#23

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6939|so randum

ye shameless already did this

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Use an umbrella

2009-02-08 12:21:32

#24

CrazeD: Member; +368|7112|Maine

Wait, death row for possession of drugs?

2009-02-08 12:41:17

#25

JoshP: Banned; +176|6128|Notts, UK

CrazeD wrote:
Wait, death row for possession of drugs?

OP wrote:
Execution is mandatory for convicted drugs traffickers in Malaysia.

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