Having a clean colon sounds quite pleasant, but having a pressure washer stuck up your ass doesn't.
... which is why I could never be gay ... I don't like anything shoved up my rear.
do dicks count?
Be a man, use your hand.
I use the garden hose.
If you do decide to have one, make sure to post your experiences with loads of pics
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
"A clean colon"
Ridiculous. It'll just get shitty again as soon as you eat something. Money well spent.
Ridiculous. It'll just get shitty again as soon as you eat something. Money well spent.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Had a colonoscopy. Was out cold for it though.
Exactly. And why shower while we're at it. You're just gonna get dirty again.Freezer7Pro wrote:
"A clean colon"
Ridiculous. It'll just get shitty again as soon as you eat something. Money well spent.
We shower merely because we like the feeling of being clean, and because it's socially unacceptable to walk around smelling like shit. Showering also feels pretty good, and relaxes your muscles. In reflection, we have more or less no nerve endings in our colon, and it doesn't smell bad enough to be noticed in public, and you need to book a time, go to a place god knows where, and get a tube shoved up your ass. Not very pleasant.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Exactly. And why shower while we're at it. You're just gonna get dirty again.Freezer7Pro wrote:
"A clean colon"
Ridiculous. It'll just get shitty again as soon as you eat something. Money well spent.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Wimp.CameronPoe wrote:
Had a colonoscopy. Was out cold for it though.
Thats how they give colonoscopys in prison.CameronPoe wrote:
Had a colonoscopy. Was out cold for it though.
DO NOT PICK UP THE SOAP!!Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Thats how they give colonoscopys in prison.CameronPoe wrote:
Had a colonoscopy. Was out cold for it though.
Since they have no anesthesia they'll use that trick on you
what's the point? why not just do one of those organic "cleans"?
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
How natural.haffeysucks wrote:
what's the point? why not just do one of those organic "cleans"?
Anyone else reading this thread and thinking...WHY?!
Unless there are health/treatment recommendations, why do this?!
I highly doubt the human body is designed or has any need to periodically douche the asshole.
Fucking wierdos my god.
ThisRoosterCantrell wrote:
How natural.haffeysucks wrote:
what's the point? why not just do one of those organic "cleans"?
Anyone else reading this thread and thinking...WHY?!
Unless there are health/treatment recommendations, why do this?!
I highly doubt the human body is designed or has any need to periodically douche the asshole.
Fucking wierdos my god.
i bet you would lose like 5 pounds of dried up shit. feels good man
fire extinguisher here
wait, what are you trying to say?RoosterCantrell wrote:
How natural.haffeysucks wrote:
what's the point? why not just do one of those organic "cleans"?
Anyone else reading this thread and thinking...WHY?!
Unless there are health/treatment recommendations, why do this?!
I highly doubt the human body is designed or has any need to periodically douche the asshole.
Fucking wierdos my god.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
yeah my wording is off there. I was saying "ahh, that seems to be a reasonable approach, anyone agree?"haffeysucks wrote:
wait, what are you trying to say?RoosterCantrell wrote:
How natural.haffeysucks wrote:
what's the point? why not just do one of those organic "cleans"?
Anyone else reading this thread and thinking...WHY?!
Unless there are health/treatment recommendations, why do this?!
I highly doubt the human body is designed or has any need to periodically douche the asshole.
Fucking wierdos my god.
as if the most logical method was an interesting method.
Or, "I agree with you".
that's what i thought, but the last part sounded sarcastic. anyway, my friend's mom is an absolute health nut and she swears by it. it sounds awful (there are a couple or a few days of not eating anything IIRC) but it's gotta be better than getting a hose shoved up your ass.RoosterCantrell wrote:
yeah my wording is off there. I was saying "ahh, that seems to be a reasonable approach, anyone agree?"haffeysucks wrote:
wait, what are you trying to say?RoosterCantrell wrote:
How natural.
Anyone else reading this thread and thinking...WHY?!
Unless there are health/treatment recommendations, why do this?!
I highly doubt the human body is designed or has any need to periodically douche the asshole.
Fucking wierdos my god.
as if the most logical method was an interesting method.
Or, "I agree with you".
edit: whoops, the word is "cleanse."
edit2: rofl, if you want to see some of the nastiest shits ever, i just found some. PM only for maximum kinkiness.
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"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I wasn't planning on getting one, I was just curious.
Yeah, I figured you'd have loads of shit stuck inside your intestines.phishman420 wrote:
i bet you would lose like 5 pounds of dried up shit. feels good man