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2009-02-15 08:32:19
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6139|College Park, MD
When I was in France a couple of years ago, I noticed that a lot of restaurants gave their waiters portable point of sale machines. When you asked for the check, the waiter would whip out this contraption, swipe your card, then give you the receipt. It was fast and simple and efficient.

In the US I don't think I've ever seen these. You have to wait for your damn waiter to show up, then you have to flag him down, then you have to ask for the check. He then fucks off for 5 minutes, comes back with your check. You then have to put down the card and he'll come back 2 minutes later and take it. He swipes it, gives you the receipt, and you write in the tip. Fucking stupid.
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2009-02-15 08:33:17
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6937|so randum

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

When I was in France a couple of years ago, I noticed that a lot of restaurants gave their waiters portable point of sale machines. When you asked for the check, the waiter would whip out this contraption, swipe your card, then give you the receipt. It was fast and simple and efficient.

In the US I don't think I've ever seen these. You have to wait for your damn waiter to show up, then you have to flag him down, then you have to ask for the check. He then fucks off for 5 minutes, comes back with your check. You then have to put down the card and he'll come back 2 minutes later and take it. He swipes it, gives you the receipt, and you write in the tip. Fucking stupid.
Yeah we have em practically in every restaurant over here, even Pizza hut lol

oh also, cheers for the extra EU>NA point xx

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2009-02-15 08:35:05
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6139|College Park, MD
Yeah I gotta hand it to you guys, you've gotten your shit together when it comes to cell phones, broadband, and mobile point of sale machines.

we still have the nukes though
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2009-02-15 08:35:57
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6937|so randum

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Yeah I gotta hand it to you guys, you've gotten your shit together when it comes to cell phones, broadband, and mobile point of sale machines.

we still have the nukes though
we do to btw
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Always raining and foggy
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2009-02-15 08:37:54
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7058|London, England
You've also given EU another point in terms of pointing out your extreme laziness and/or impatience with regards to being a customer at a restaurant thus proving that you NA guys are of a lower order

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2009-02-15 08:39:21
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7193|Scotland

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

He then fucks off for 5 minutes.
Make that more like 20. They usually forget and fuck off and serve someone else.
2009-02-15 09:52:33
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6884|Chicago, IL
The south still fears the robot overlords, that is why.
2009-02-15 09:57:12
Bevo
Nah
+718|6958|Austin, Texas

S.Lythberg wrote:

The south still fears the robot overlords, that is why.
I know, we still ride horses to school.


Oh wait.
2009-02-15 09:59:01
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6975|Long Island, New York
Yeah, most restaurants here are quite technologically underdeveloped...needs moar Microsoft Surface tbh.

2009-02-15 10:06:32
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6930|Connecticut

FatherTed wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

When I was in France a couple of years ago, I noticed that a lot of restaurants gave their waiters portable point of sale machines. When you asked for the check, the waiter would whip out this contraption, swipe your card, then give you the receipt. It was fast and simple and efficient.

In the US I don't think I've ever seen these. You have to wait for your damn waiter to show up, then you have to flag him down, then you have to ask for the check. He then fucks off for 5 minutes, comes back with your check. You then have to put down the card and he'll come back 2 minutes later and take it. He swipes it, gives you the receipt, and you write in the tip. Fucking stupid.
Yeah we have em practically in every restaurant over here, even Pizza hut lol

oh also, cheers for the extra EU>NA point xx
Not so fast. Every time I went into a restaraunt in Europe, ESPECIALLY France it took fucking forever to get our food. So the few extra minutes it takes to get your check pales in comparisson to the 2  and a half hour "dining experience" tbh. Besides, who the fuck uses cash anymore anyways? When we go to a restaraunt to eat I give my card to the waitress/ waiter when they take our drink order. It's customary out here to just give your card when you sit and when you are done they automatically bring you the bill. Kind of like a bar tab except it's with you know, food.

And while we are at it why the fuck would I want to swipe my card myself like I'm at a CVS register or something. I am paying you, therefore you are waiting on me now go get me my fucking bill.
Malloy must go
2009-02-15 10:10:39
andy12
Banned
+52|7094

deeznutz1245 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

When I was in France a couple of years ago, I noticed that a lot of restaurants gave their waiters portable point of sale machines. When you asked for the check, the waiter would whip out this contraption, swipe your card, then give you the receipt. It was fast and simple and efficient.

In the US I don't think I've ever seen these. You have to wait for your damn waiter to show up, then you have to flag him down, then you have to ask for the check. He then fucks off for 5 minutes, comes back with your check. You then have to put down the card and he'll come back 2 minutes later and take it. He swipes it, gives you the receipt, and you write in the tip. Fucking stupid.
Yeah we have em practically in every restaurant over here, even Pizza hut lol

oh also, cheers for the extra EU>NA point xx
Not so fast. Every time I went into a restaraunt in Europe, ESPECIALLY France it took fucking forever to get our food. So the few extra minutes it takes to get your check pales in comparisson to the 2  and a half hour "dining experience" tbh. Besides, who the fuck uses cash anymore anyways? When we go to a restaraunt to eat I give my card to the waitress/ waiter when they take our drink order. It's customary out here to just give your card when you sit and when you are done they automatically bring you the bill. Kind of like a bar tab except it's with you know, food.

And while we are at it why the fuck would I want to swipe my card myself like I'm at a CVS register or something. I am paying you, therefore you are waiting on me now go get me my fucking bill.
Wonder why credit card fraud is higher over there?
2009-02-15 10:14:58
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6930|Connecticut

andy12 wrote:

deeznutz1245 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


Yeah we have em practically in every restaurant over here, even Pizza hut lol

oh also, cheers for the extra EU>NA point xx
Not so fast. Every time I went into a restaraunt in Europe, ESPECIALLY France it took fucking forever to get our food. So the few extra minutes it takes to get your check pales in comparisson to the 2  and a half hour "dining experience" tbh. Besides, who the fuck uses cash anymore anyways? When we go to a restaraunt to eat I give my card to the waitress/ waiter when they take our drink order. It's customary out here to just give your card when you sit and when you are done they automatically bring you the bill. Kind of like a bar tab except it's with you know, food.

And while we are at it why the fuck would I want to swipe my card myself like I'm at a CVS register or something. I am paying you, therefore you are waiting on me now go get me my fucking bill.
Wonder why credit card fraud is higher over there?
Irrelevant. If a waitstaff member is going to scam you what difference does it matter if they do it before or after? Besides, whenever a transaction is done with one of my cards I get an email on my cell phone so if I am siting at the table and see a transaction I will call over my waiter and skull fuck him. Do they not have bar tabs in Europe? Thought so.
Malloy must go
2009-02-15 10:20:38
andy12
Banned
+52|7094

deeznutz1245 wrote:

andy12 wrote:

deeznutz1245 wrote:


Not so fast. Every time I went into a restaraunt in Europe, ESPECIALLY France it took fucking forever to get our food. So the few extra minutes it takes to get your check pales in comparisson to the 2  and a half hour "dining experience" tbh. Besides, who the fuck uses cash anymore anyways? When we go to a restaraunt to eat I give my card to the waitress/ waiter when they take our drink order. It's customary out here to just give your card when you sit and when you are done they automatically bring you the bill. Kind of like a bar tab except it's with you know, food.

And while we are at it why the fuck would I want to swipe my card myself like I'm at a CVS register or something. I am paying you, therefore you are waiting on me now go get me my fucking bill.
Wonder why credit card fraud is higher over there?
Irrelevant. If a waitstaff member is going to scam you what difference does it matter if they do it before or after? Besides, whenever a transaction is done with one of my cards I get an email on my cell phone so if I am siting at the table and see a transaction I will call over my waiter and skull fuck him. Do they not have bar tabs in Europe? Thought so.
It wouldn't be the waiter that scams you, as in he works there. It will be someone doing a few hours or someone that isn't actually a waiter. Not to mention that's not how a scam would work. They would get your card details through a small scanner and then use them whenever they want in the future and you wouldn't get a message because they wouldn't use it until they're miles away.

Bar tabs in Europe? Well when I go to Europe the bars I were at didn't no...

 

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