blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
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WARRINGTON , England, Feb. 16  -- Officials at a British railway station said they erected "No Kissing" signs to stop lovers saying their romantic farewells from holding up commuters.

Colin Daniels, chief executive of Warrington Chamber of Commerce in England, said the signs were put up at the Warrington Bank Quay station as part of the facility's recent refurbishment after managers complained that amorous encounters were blocking foot traffic at the station, The Daily Mail reported Monday.

"It was all a bit of fun. But now Virgin Trains have agreed to put them up as part of the refurbishment," he said. "They may seem frivolous but there is a serious message underneath. They certainly make our station unique."

Managers at the station said amorous couples sharing passionate farewells or joyous reunions will have to keep their lip-locking limited to designated kissing areas.

Commuters offered mixed opinions of the new signs.

"Someone in an office somewhere must have a good sense of humor," train rider John Finney, 29, told The Daily Mail. "We're law-abiding citizens, though, so of course we won't be breaking the rules."

Amy Swain, 21, said she thinks the signs are "good" but she expressed doubts about their effectiveness.

"I don't think it'll stop people," she said to the newspaper.

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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6402|London, England

Something tells me the train Managers didn't get a valentine
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Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5999|Stoke, England
Bet he's black
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7144|67.222.138.85
Sometimes I dream of carrying around a stick to alight upon people who stop in thresholds to have various forms of social encounters. Holy fuck, stop being such pricks and move three feet to the left.
Uzique
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How was what Sidsnot said in any way funny, witty or humourous? Jesus I hate that kid.

This story was actually on the national news tonight, haha. Pretty lulzy story- apparently it's because couples standing around smooching holds up the queues and traffic outside the smallish trainstation, not for any socialist-politically-correct reason about public affections causing offence or disturbance. Pretty practical reason, I guess they just wanted to make their new directive a little unique and funny with the designated 'Kissing Spots'. I don't really see the big fuss anyway.
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7058|London, England
Good
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7082

Uzique wrote:

How was what Sidsnot said in any way funny, witty or humourous? Jesus I hate that kid.

This story was actually on the national news tonight, haha. Pretty lulzy story- apparently it's because couples standing around smooching holds up the queues and traffic outside the smallish trainstation, not for any socialist-politically-correct reason about public affections causing offence or disturbance. Pretty practical reason, I guess they just wanted to make their new directive a little unique and funny with the designated 'Kissing Spots'. I don't really see the big fuss anyway.
noice I picked a good news story to debate over. So if you were with someone u liked and u guys were making out at the train station and noticed the sign would u continue on getting it on or stop?
rdx-fx
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+955|7028
Sounds like couples would make it a point to get their picture taken while kissing near the signs...
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|6964|London (At Heart)

blademaster wrote:

Uzique wrote:

How was what Sidsnot said in any way funny, witty or humourous? Jesus I hate that kid.

This story was actually on the national news tonight, haha. Pretty lulzy story- apparently it's because couples standing around smooching holds up the queues and traffic outside the smallish trainstation, not for any socialist-politically-correct reason about public affections causing offence or disturbance. Pretty practical reason, I guess they just wanted to make their new directive a little unique and funny with the designated 'Kissing Spots'. I don't really see the big fuss anyway.
noice I picked a good news story to debate over. So if you were with someone u liked and u guys were making out at the train station and noticed the sign would u continue on getting it on or stop?
I'd ignore it like any normal person.
wensleydale8
Member
+81|7206|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

Sidsnot wrote:

Bet he's a coon
you gotta remember managers always have the best ideas.
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7086

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Sometimes I dream of carrying around a stick to alight upon people who stop in thresholds to have various forms of social encounters. Holy fuck, stop being such pricks and move three feet to the left.
You're just jealous you don't get to engage in 'social encounters'.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7083|Poundland

Shem wrote:

blademaster wrote:

Uzique wrote:

How was what Sidsnot said in any way funny, witty or humourous? Jesus I hate that kid.

This story was actually on the national news tonight, haha. Pretty lulzy story- apparently it's because couples standing around smooching holds up the queues and traffic outside the smallish trainstation, not for any socialist-politically-correct reason about public affections causing offence or disturbance. Pretty practical reason, I guess they just wanted to make their new directive a little unique and funny with the designated 'Kissing Spots'. I don't really see the big fuss anyway.
noice I picked a good news story to debate over. So if you were with someone u liked and u guys were making out at the train station and noticed the sign would u continue on getting it on or stop?
I'd ignore it like any normal person.

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