Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|7184|Madrid, Spain
everybody would be slim in order to avoid snipers.... and being that fat also would affect your sprint LOL

also, how you put 4 fat guys like these in an APC?... wouldn't reach 2mph

and finally.... thin guys would take twice the time to land when parachuted, but fat ones would fall like bombs, maybe they can pwn a tank that way
Trigger_Happy_92
Uses the TV missle too much
+394|7105
Big mec in a plane. haha the nose bottoms out the entire runway and the plane can barley pull up.
[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra
Alright, you're good to go!
+124|7184|Honolulu, HI
How about:

Skinny guy = 25% more sprint, moves 10% faster, about 15% harder to hit but shots to body do 25% more damage

Fat guy = 50% less sprint, moves 15% slower, 20% easier to hit, but gets natural body armor!

Can you imagine how hard it would be to take down, say, a fat anti-tank guy?  He'd take, what, 6 G3 bullets to waste?  Then again he'd have a hard time bunnyhopping out of the way of 7.62 mm rounds.
=FDX=VEga
Carlos Hathcock Jr
+7|7168|'Ull, Yorkshire, England
All of the USMC guys should just be chunky motherfunkers like the 'Big MEC' and they should add a Somali army into the game with some maps based around Mogadishu (sounds like another booster pack to me). Instead of grenades the Somalis get an unlimited supply of stones to throw at the USMC with each one doing 10 points of damage. The Somalis should also be able to run faster and the USMC should be able to do 'the truffle shuffle' as a special move which makes everyone within a 20 metre radius collapse with laughter.

https://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/truffleshuffle.gif
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7219

lol

but the stone idea isn't bad, they did that in Battlefront II and i'm kickass at being ewok

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