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2009-02-18 11:51:43
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6941|so randum
http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article … D=14321257

MSN wrote:

Members of an eastern Indian tribe have married off a toddler to a female dog in a bid to prevent his predicted death in a tiger attack.

Parents of the groom, 18-month-old Sangula Munda, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum.

Community elders in Orissa state’s Jaipur district believed the tooth was a bad omen suggesting that the toddler was destined to be killed in a tiger attack. According to tribal tradition, his grisly fate could be prevented by marrying a dog.
Awww, so cute!
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2009-02-18 11:56:00
rdx-fx
...
+955|7032
"Ah! A dental issue!"  to "Marry this child to a dog, before he dies in a tiger attack!"

Could someone draw me a diagram?  .. a chart?  .. a small picture with crayons?

I'm having a rough time following the logic here.
2009-02-18 11:56:18
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6373|CA
When I was a young lad I was forced to marry a couch to ward off an inevitable raptor attack.  Guess what?  No raptor attacks to this date!

Another tragedy averted.
2009-02-18 11:57:53
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|6161|Gulf Coast

makes perfect sense...

He doesn't need to marry a dog to prevent getting killed by a tiger, just a woman who he can easily outrun.
Important
2009-02-18 11:59:04
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7173|St. Andrews / Oslo

Sangula is almost Sangala
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2009-02-18 11:59:59
rdx-fx
...
+955|7032
Case of lost in translation here.

What the doc really said was, "Cute kid.  Be sure he marries a tough bitch, or those horny older cougars are gonna jump his ass!"
2009-02-18 12:04:53
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7062|London, England

rdx-fx wrote:

Case of lost in translation here.

What the doc really said was, "Cute kid.  Be sure he marries a tough bitch, or those horny older cougars are gonna jump his ass!"
Now there's using the ol' noodle, I think you've cracked it with that
2009-02-18 12:20:02
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm
©
+1,811|6438
i dont want to be the one to say it but////  i dont think its going to work out long term
2009-02-18 12:21:12
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6790|Belfast

Jenspm wrote:

Sangula is almost Sangala
2009-02-18 12:22:25
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|6161|Gulf Coast

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

i dont want to be the one to say it but////  i dont think its going to work out long term
pessimist
Important
2009-02-18 12:23:55
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6373|CA

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

i dont want to be the one to say it but////  i dont think its going to work out long term
I thought of that, too.  The dog will probably die before he is old enough to, umm, consummate the marriage.

 

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