Discuss.
Why not both?
Noobeater wrote:
Why not both?
Not very often you two noobs combine to create something worthwhile, good showNooBesT wrote:
Noobeater wrote:
Why not both?
I dont get this thread
Oh wait, fail punctuation in titles ftl
Oh wait, fail punctuation in titles ftl
Jill the dill forgot the pill and now she's got a daughter = Couple?
Depends on which movie rendition you saw.
Jack and Jill went down to the dairy
Jack pulled out his big and hairy
Jill said cor what a whopper
Lets go behind the bush and do it proper.
i have no idea why i still remember that.
Jack pulled out his big and hairy
Jill said cor what a whopper
Lets go behind the bush and do it proper.
i have no idea why i still remember that.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.
Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' whore.
Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.
Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' whore.
Last edited by bad-man (2009-02-18 17:07:58)
no
Jack and Jill went up the hill -both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with TWO FIFTY - THAT FUCKIN WHORE!
-(the legendary) Andrew Dice Clay
Jill came down with TWO FIFTY - THAT FUCKIN WHORE!
-(the legendary) Andrew Dice Clay
15 more years! 15 more years!
Siblings
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NOOO I SAID IT FIRST YOU EDITED!bad-man wrote:
Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.
Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' whore.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped his fly,
and Jill said “I don’t wanna”
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny
jack got a shock - and a mouth full of cock - coz jill was a tranny
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
other:
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses and all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Mary had a little lamb
You've heard that all before
But did you know
She passed her plate
And had a little more?
to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped his fly,
and Jill said “I don’t wanna”
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny
jack got a shock - and a mouth full of cock - coz jill was a tranny
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
other:
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses and all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Mary had a little lamb
You've heard that all before
But did you know
She passed her plate
And had a little more?
Last edited by Mitch (2009-02-18 17:23:34)
15 more years! 15 more years!
fukdudys
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Jack and Jill went up the hill to sell some marijuana
Buck up the fed dey broke jack crown
And Jill came tumbling after
Damian Marley <3
Buck up the fed dey broke jack crown
And Jill came tumbling after
Damian Marley <3
i edited 3 min before you posted.... +1 for wiping the tearsMitch wrote:
NOOO I SAID IT FIRST YOU EDITED!bad-man wrote:
Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.
Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' whore.
'Twas on the good ship Venus,
My god you should've seen us,
My god you should've seen us,
Both
Incest is wincest
Incest is wincest