Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
But I like my extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet rolls made from virgin forests
you can use facts to prove anything thats even remotely true
FACTThe A W S M F O X wrote:
you can use facts to prove anything thats even remotely true
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
MYTH tbh.FatherTed wrote:
FACTThe A W S M F O X wrote:
you can use facts to prove anything thats even remotely true
That line was sexy enough without reading it coming from you.Jenspm wrote:
But I like my extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet rolls made from virgin forests
yes, my ass requires the sacrifice of virgins. i'm american.
Pff, who needs toilet paper
the floor beneath us, we stole all theirs.Jebus wrote:
Pff, who needs toilet paper
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
They should make it from coal and/or oil instead.
africans tbh.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
They should make it from coal and/or oil instead.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
No, we need them to dig up the diamonds that will go into the 'luxury' variety.FatherTed wrote:
africans tbh.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
They should make it from coal and/or oil instead.
ahh, touche minus the funny squiggle that goes into that word somewhereScorpion0x17 wrote:
No, we need them to dig up the diamonds that will go into the 'luxury' variety.FatherTed wrote:
africans tbh.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
They should make it from coal and/or oil instead.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Honestly, where is this soft toilet roll in America?!
Every time I have been to the States the toilet roll is like tissue paper or rough stuff which sands your a-hole down with every wipe!
Was honestly happy to get back and take a dump in my own pan just so I could use my soft, velvety variety!
Every time I have been to the States the toilet roll is like tissue paper or rough stuff which sands your a-hole down with every wipe!
Was honestly happy to get back and take a dump in my own pan just so I could use my soft, velvety variety!
That's 'cos we make it from coal, oil and African diamonds.theDude5B wrote:
Honestly, where is this soft toilet roll in America?!
Every time I have been to the States the toilet roll is like tissue paper or rough stuff which sands your a-hole down with every wipe!
Was honestly happy to get back and take a dump in my own pan just so I could use my soft, velvety variety!
and kittens.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
That's 'cos we make it from coal, oil and African diamonds.theDude5B wrote:
Honestly, where is this soft toilet roll in America?!
Every time I have been to the States the toilet roll is like tissue paper or rough stuff which sands your a-hole down with every wipe!
Was honestly happy to get back and take a dump in my own pan just so I could use my soft, velvety variety!
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
One thing I don't buy cheap and that is toilet roll
Indeed.theDude5B wrote:
One thing I don't buy cheap and that is toilet roll
The kitteny difference is worth every penny.
alt+138FatherTed wrote:
ahh, touchè minus the funny squiggle that goes into that word somewhereScorpion0x17 wrote:
No, we need them to dig up the diamonds that will go into the 'luxury' variety.FatherTed wrote:
africans tbh.
I know it because I use "Què?" a lot.
You gotta buy it. Public restrooms, most hotels, etc. always have the cheap 1-ply stuff. Also, I'm fairly certain that a lot of those places use recycled TP, too.theDude5B wrote:
Honestly, where is this soft toilet roll in America?!
Every time I have been to the States the toilet roll is like tissue paper or rough stuff which sands your a-hole down with every wipe!
Was honestly happy to get back and take a dump in my own pan just so I could use my soft, velvety variety!
Last edited by DesertFox- (2009-02-27 04:49:37)
We were in quite a fancy hotel this time too, but the toilet paper was shockingly bad... will need to take my own supply next timeDesertFox- wrote:
You gotta buy it. Public restrooms, most hotels, etc. always have the cheap 1-ply stuff. Also, I'm fairly certain that a lot of those places use recycled TP, too.theDude5B wrote:
Honestly, where is this soft toilet roll in America?!
Every time I have been to the States the toilet roll is like tissue paper or rough stuff which sands your a-hole down with every wipe!
Was honestly happy to get back and take a dump in my own pan just so I could use my soft, velvety variety!
I will be like those people who take tinned food with them on holiday because they are scared of eating the local food! A suitcase full of toilet roll!
It's touchéFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
alt+138FatherTed wrote:
ahh, touchè minus the funny squiggle that goes into that word somewhereScorpion0x17 wrote:
No, we need them to dig up the diamonds that will go into the 'luxury' variety.
I know it because I use "Què?" a lot.
And you people are gay, I have ´ on my keyboard.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
I don't have a pound sign on my keyboard.Freezer7Pro wrote:
And you people are gay, I have ´ on my keyboard.
RMA it. It is faulty.AussieReaper wrote:
I don't have a pound sign on my keyboard.Freezer7Pro wrote:
And you people are gay, I have ´ on my keyboard.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
No it's fine.Freezer7Pro wrote:
RMA it. It is faulty.AussieReaper wrote:
I don't have a pound sign on my keyboard.Freezer7Pro wrote:
And you people are gay, I have ´ on my keyboard.
Who uses a pound sign anyway?