You cooked dinner? +1
Fuck aye, every Sunday without fail. Well I don't in the summer but I love spending 4/5 hours in the kitchen on a Sunday doing a roast. No im not on about shagging a fat bird for once..Sup wrote:
You cooked dinner? +1
Ive said before I'd love to have you all around on a Sunday, I do the best Sunday Dinners I know other than the Gf's, this was something I set as an ambition when my Mum died. I love cooking.
Do you have a firm relationship with your GF?1927 wrote:
Fuck aye, every Sunday without fail. Well I don't in the summer but I love spending 4/5 hours in the kitchen on a Sunday doing a roast. No im not on about shagging a fat bird for once..Sup wrote:
You cooked dinner? +1
Ive said before I'd love to have you all around on a Sunday, I do the best Sunday Dinners I know other than the Gf's, this was something I set as an ambition when my Mum died. I love cooking.
Thanks for the invite btw
The best part is that its all going to grow back in like a week and you'll feel like an idiot.
and it will grow back worse!Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
The best part is that its all going to grow back in like a week and you'll feel like an idiot.
I think that only happens when you cut your hair and not wax itAussieReaper wrote:
and it will grow back worse!Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
The best part is that its all going to grow back in like a week and you'll feel like an idiot.
Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
The best part is that its all going to grow back in like a week and you'll feel like an idiot.
I would if I'd paid £30 for the glue (it aint fucking wax).Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
The best part is that its all going to grow back in like a week and you'll feel like an idiot.
Im affixiated with my tits, they just like girls tits only my nipples are like 'waaannnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg' all the time not just when you show them a bar of chocolate. (girls and thier nipples im on about)
wat1927 wrote:
Im affixiated with my tits, they just like girls tits only my nipples are like 'waaannnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg' all the time not just when you show them a bar of chocolate. (girls and thier nipples im on about)
It will grow back, I am an idiot, it may grow back worse but it won't be next week. I did have my lower back done years ago and it stayed ok afterwards for quite a while..Sup wrote:
I think that only happens when you cut your hair and not wax itAussieReaper wrote:
and it will grow back worse!Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
The best part is that its all going to grow back in like a week and you'll feel like an idiot.
My nipples are always sticking out, girls arn't. You have to play with them for a short bit 1st to get em to go wang. I have had hairy tits all my adult life but now I haven't, Im not gonna start wearing a bra or nothing but I can look down my top and think 'Ok they are my tits but they look like a girls tits'.usmarine wrote:
wat1927 wrote:
Im affixiated with my tits, they just like girls tits only my nipples are like 'waaannnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg' all the time not just when you show them a bar of chocolate. (girls and thier nipples im on about)
At least you will look sexier for you woman for the week or two
She reckons I do, I beg to differ. To me the hair was almost hiding the flabby bits. I was doing a good job of a middle aged woman in the mirror she has last night, holding my belly and wobbling it while looking at myself frontal and side on much to the gf's amusement. It wasn't until she said I do look better that I was alright, I even told her I be fucking gutted if you dumped me now after going through that as it was you pushing me to have it done. She does like causing me or seeing me in pain - I hate it when she says 'Im bored' It usually means Im gonna get whacked..Sup wrote:
At least you will look sexier for you woman for the week or two
You can tell cause the crossbar's really low.1927 wrote:
Im affixiated with my tits, they just like girls tits only my nipples are like 'waaannnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg' all the time not just when you show them a bar of chocolate. (girls and thier nipples im on about)
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Ah belly yes, mine got bigger over the winter too but we should soon start playing Sunday football again so hopefully it will get smaller.
The thought of '27 all waxed, hairless and red roar is an interesting one indeed.
As I was lying there yesterday clenching my arse cheeks like only an alter boy would know all I could think about was this place and putting the warning out that its not worth the effort, sober or drunk, I was completley sober which just makes it worse. It would of been wicked yesterday if I could of been like some human sledge on a snowy hill, my dick would of got ripped off but even so I would of been fast as fuck.baggs wrote:
The thought of '27 all waxed, hairless and red roar is an interesting one indeed.
!!1927 wrote:
'I have aerodynamic tits' and thats the only positive I am taking at the moment.
rapistbaggs wrote:
The thought of '27 all waxed, hairless and red roar is an interesting one indeed.
lol 27 gg
I reckon I could join Take That now Kez? I could start an 'ol boy band' or something.Kptk92 wrote:
rapistbaggs wrote:
The thought of '27 all waxed, hairless and red roar is an interesting one indeed.
lol 27 gg
loolll do it1927 wrote:
I reckon I could join Take That now Kez? I could start an 'ol boy band' or something.Kptk92 wrote:
rapistbaggs wrote:
The thought of '27 all waxed, hairless and red roar is an interesting one indeed.
lol 27 gg
Yup and Kez volunteers to be your groupie, ain't nothing that filthy ho won't do!Kptk92 wrote:
loolll do it1927 wrote:
I reckon I could join Take That now Kez? I could start an 'ol boy band' or something.Kptk92 wrote:
rapist
lol 27 gg
zomg rapistbaggs wrote:
Yup and Kez volunteers to be your groupie, ain't nothing that filthy ho won't do!Kptk92 wrote:
loolll do it1927 wrote:
I reckon I could join Take That now Kez? I could start an 'ol boy band' or something.
Two Things.Kptk92 wrote:
zomg rapistbaggs wrote:
Yup and Kez volunteers to be your groupie, ain't nothing that filthy ho won't do!Kptk92 wrote:
loolll do it
1. Kez your not old enough to be in an 'ol boy band'
2. Baggs, I don't want your sloppy seconds, thank you
ffs 27 i thought we were pals