Discuss.
Discuss.
Please kill me.
Sick ...
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Im a horny lil bastard but that just took me back to my younger days
Only in America?
maaateVaregg wrote:
Sick ...
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
The horror, the horror.
I just have to look at the preview frame and I know not to watch.
you sir, will live a long and peaceful life.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
I just have to look at the preview frame and I know not to watch.
Have none of you ever fucked a proper fat bird then?
LOL the fook
navel looks fuckable
I've yet to lower my self esteem that low or get that drunk!1927 wrote:
Have none of you ever fucked a proper fat bird then?
Well there was this one time when i was drunk and this fat chick came over to me and...1927 wrote:
Have none of you ever fucked a proper fat bird then?
Long answer short, no.
btw is this true?
Having sex with a fat chick is like riding a scooter/moped. It's fun until your friends find out.
And I ain't trying either.
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A friend of mine has.1927 wrote:
Have none of you ever fucked a proper fat bird then?
He is now gay.
I kid you not.
screwing fat chicks? bad 27, bad1927 wrote:
Im a horny lil bastard but that just took me back to my younger days
Well the one I was rattling as a 20 year old (ish) wasn't quite that big but must of been a 18 I reckon, all I can remember was her sweaty belly and sweaty pits as I was nailing her, she sweat was cold, how weird eh?baggs wrote:
I've yet to lower my self esteem that low or get that drunk!1927 wrote:
Have none of you ever fucked a proper fat bird then?
She had a lsip and would struggle to announce my name to me.
She would appraoch me at 11pm in a club 'Hi love can't stop' 2 hours later and I better go find the bitch or Im going home and knocking one out instead. Id roll outat her house 7am, by 12pm Sunday afternoon all the boys would know where I had fucked off to the previous night, god bleem em, they stopped me in the end.
Holy crap I started reading times and thought I was getting Bel-Air'd.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
nope, dont plan on it either Mr. 271927 wrote:
Have none of you ever fucked a proper fat bird then?
On topic, surely you must realise you're too fat when you can do that!
Fat girls do it better and do a lot more to you than ya normal plain Jane size 12 girl. Im not saying skinny girls are frigid but fat ones do it better because they don't get it as often as a normal girl so try that bit harder in trying to get you back.bad-man wrote:
screwing fat chicks? bad 27, bad1927 wrote:
Im a horny lil bastard but that just took me back to my younger days
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4367 … chicks.jpg
The worst I ever did was a girl with a stinky gash, this was a Friday night and Id taken this bint home and left the boys in the pub. The following day and its Sat afternoon, all the boys were at my house and I was telling them how I nailed this stinky bird they had seen me leave with. They went back down the pub, I was skint so stayed home smoking spliffs. 'bang bang bang' on the door. I get out my chair and open it, who do you think it is??? Only fishy fanny from the night before, my so called mates had pissed emselves and only asked her if she had a stinky gash. She bollocked me, I denied any knowledge of what they were on about and took her upstairs nailed it again but kept my mouth shut this time. If I hadn't Im sure to this day she would of beaten me up (you cant hit girls back). This girl wasnt fat I just never smelt nuffin like it in my life. Fucking hideous.
you should have taken her to drug store and got her some smelly snach cream1927 wrote:
Fat girls do it better and do a lot more to you than ya normal plain Jane size 12 girl. Im not saying skinny girls are frigid but fat ones do it better because they don't get it as often as a normal girl so try that bit harder in trying to get you back.bad-man wrote:
screwing fat chicks? bad 27, bad1927 wrote:
Im a horny lil bastard but that just took me back to my younger days
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4367 … chicks.jpg
The worst I ever did was a girl with a stinky gash, this was a Friday night and Id taken this bint home and left the boys in the pub. The following day and its Sat afternoon, all the boys were at my house and I was telling them how I nailed this stinky bird they had seen me leave with. They went back down the pub, I was skint so stayed home smoking spliffs. 'bang bang bang' on the door. I get out my chair and open it, who do you think it is??? Only fishy fanny from the night before, my so called mates had pissed emselves and only asked her if she had a stinky gash. She bollocked me, I denied any knowledge of what they were on about and took her upstairs nailed it again but kept my mouth shut this time. If I hadn't Im sure to this day she would of beaten me up (you cant hit girls back). This girl wasnt fat I just never smelt nuffin like it in my life. Fucking hideous.
I tried showing my GF up in the supermarket the other week, I pick up this bottle and asked 'Whats this femme fresh stuff'? her reply, 'Its for girls who have a smelly fanny but were ok love 'cos you never said nothing when you were licking it last night'. The bitch, I could of died. That'll teach me.bad-man wrote:
you should have taken her to drug store and got her some smelly snach cream1927 wrote:
Fat girls do it better and do a lot more to you than ya normal plain Jane size 12 girl. Im not saying skinny girls are frigid but fat ones do it better because they don't get it as often as a normal girl so try that bit harder in trying to get you back.
The worst I ever did was a girl with a stinky gash, this was a Friday night and Id taken this bint home and left the boys in the pub. The following day and its Sat afternoon, all the boys were at my house and I was telling them how I nailed this stinky bird they had seen me leave with. They went back down the pub, I was skint so stayed home smoking spliffs. 'bang bang bang' on the door. I get out my chair and open it, who do you think it is??? Only fishy fanny from the night before, my so called mates had pissed emselves and only asked her if she had a stinky gash. She bollocked me, I denied any knowledge of what they were on about and took her upstairs nailed it again but kept my mouth shut this time. If I hadn't Im sure to this day she would of beaten me up (you cant hit girls back). This girl wasnt fat I just never smelt nuffin like it in my life. Fucking hideous.
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7205/vagisil.jpg
1927 wrote:
I tried showing my GF up in the supermarket the other week, I pick up this bottle and asked 'Whats this femme fresh stuff'? her reply, 'Its for girls who have a smelly fanny but were ok love 'cos you never said nothing when you were licking it last night'. The bitch, I could of died. That'll teach me.bad-man wrote:
you should have taken her to drug store and got her some smelly snach cream1927 wrote:
Fat girls do it better and do a lot more to you than ya normal plain Jane size 12 girl. Im not saying skinny girls are frigid but fat ones do it better because they don't get it as often as a normal girl so try that bit harder in trying to get you back.
The worst I ever did was a girl with a stinky gash, this was a Friday night and Id taken this bint home and left the boys in the pub. The following day and its Sat afternoon, all the boys were at my house and I was telling them how I nailed this stinky bird they had seen me leave with. They went back down the pub, I was skint so stayed home smoking spliffs. 'bang bang bang' on the door. I get out my chair and open it, who do you think it is??? Only fishy fanny from the night before, my so called mates had pissed emselves and only asked her if she had a stinky gash. She bollocked me, I denied any knowledge of what they were on about and took her upstairs nailed it again but kept my mouth shut this time. If I hadn't Im sure to this day she would of beaten me up (you cant hit girls back). This girl wasnt fat I just never smelt nuffin like it in my life. Fucking hideous.
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7205/vagisil.jpg
You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.1927 wrote:
I tried showing my GF up in the supermarket the other week, I pick up this bottle and asked 'Whats this femme fresh stuff'? her reply, 'Its for girls who have a smelly fanny but were ok love 'cos you never said nothing when you were licking it last night'. The bitch, I could of died. That'll teach me.
Im trying to talk her into coming to the football with us mate, if not I'll bring James, he's my other bitch.Ultrafunkula wrote:
You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.1927 wrote:
I tried showing my GF up in the supermarket the other week, I pick up this bottle and asked 'Whats this femme fresh stuff'? her reply, 'Its for girls who have a smelly fanny but were ok love 'cos you never said nothing when you were licking it last night'. The bitch, I could of died. That'll teach me.