1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Kptk92 wrote:

ffs 27 i thought we were pals
We are mate but Im like twice ya age almost and you could be in 'N-dubz' and I'd be 'The Bee Gee's' mate, as for sloppy seconds I was only going off what Mr Baggs had suggested I'll have a word with him about calling you a 'Ho' and bitching about you in public if you want?
Kez
Member
+778|6131|London, UK
yeah please do he's a bitch and a rapist
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I find myself sat firmly upon this fence with my bollocks most uncomfortable.

My left testie is sat with Kez while the other is occupying Baggs.  I dont wish to upset either of you, something must of happened somewhere along the line for Baggs to call Kez a 'filthy ho', maybe mate its not to late to 'put a ring on it', or is that why things came to a head?

This reminds me of when Vareggy dumped me and ran off with Alfie.
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

1927 wrote:

I find myself sat firmly upon this fence with my bollocks most uncomfortable.

My left testie is sat with Kez while the other is occupying Baggs.  I dont wish to upset either of you, something must of happened somewhere along the line for Baggs to call Kez a 'filthy ho', maybe mate its not to late to 'put a ring on it', or is that why things came to a head?

This reminds me of when Vareggy dumped me and ran off with Alfie.
Can i be in the middle?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6901|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

I reckon I could join Take That now Kez?  I could start an 'ol boy band' or something.
Full monty boyband?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Gooners wrote:

1927 wrote:

I find myself sat firmly upon this fence with my bollocks most uncomfortable.

My left testie is sat with Kez while the other is occupying Baggs.  I dont wish to upset either of you, something must of happened somewhere along the line for Baggs to call Kez a 'filthy ho', maybe mate its not to late to 'put a ring on it', or is that why things came to a head?

This reminds me of when Vareggy dumped me and ran off with Alfie.
Can i be in the middle?
Sorry im lost.

My ball bag n cock are in the middle balancing upon the top of the fence, bit of a virtual humpty dumpty moment, you can sit opposite me and we'll play top trumps while these two fight or make up.

Or did you want to be in the middle of whatever Kez n Baggs have/have not got going on?
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

1927 wrote:

Gooners wrote:

1927 wrote:

I find myself sat firmly upon this fence with my bollocks most uncomfortable.

My left testie is sat with Kez while the other is occupying Baggs.  I dont wish to upset either of you, something must of happened somewhere along the line for Baggs to call Kez a 'filthy ho', maybe mate its not to late to 'put a ring on it', or is that why things came to a head?

This reminds me of when Vareggy dumped me and ran off with Alfie.
Can i be in the middle?
Sorry im lost.

My ball bag n cock are in the middle balancing upon the top of the fence, bit of a virtual humpty dumpty moment, you can sit opposite me and we'll play top trumps while these two fight or make up.

Or did you want to be in the middle of whatever Kez n Baggs have/have not got going on?
Oh i forgot about the fence
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Gooners wrote:

1927 wrote:

Gooners wrote:


Can i be in the middle?
Sorry im lost.

My ball bag n cock are in the middle balancing upon the top of the fence, bit of a virtual humpty dumpty moment, you can sit opposite me and we'll play top trumps while these two fight or make up.

Or did you want to be in the middle of whatever Kez n Baggs have/have not got going on?
Oh i forgot about the fence
Well thats alright mate theres room for two.  Luckily I have Top Trumps with me, the same pack I had as a kid, and its World Cup Footballers from 1986, I have the Top Mother fucking Trump baby 'Pat Jennings, Height, 6ft 4.5'.........fucking get in.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6953|South Florida
https://www.getsmoothaway.com/ver3/inde … de=smooth3

Ignore the pink website, as it is for girls, but my step sister bought one once and her and her friends were trying it out, so i went in and did a little bit on my arm, thing works amazing. It like... sands off the hair, and it doesnt itch after and it doesnt hurt during. Plus you dont have stubble i think.


So same effects as waxing, but no pain? idk.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6953|South Florida

1927 wrote:

Gooners wrote:

1927 wrote:

I find myself sat firmly upon this fence with my bollocks most uncomfortable.

My left testie is sat with Kez while the other is occupying Baggs.  I dont wish to upset either of you, something must of happened somewhere along the line for Baggs to call Kez a 'filthy ho', maybe mate its not to late to 'put a ring on it', or is that why things came to a head?

This reminds me of when Vareggy dumped me and ran off with Alfie.
Can i be in the middle?
Sorry im lost.

My ball bag n cock are in the middle balancing upon the top of the fence, bit of a virtual humpty dumpty moment, you can sit opposite me and we'll play top trumps while these two fight or make up.

Or did you want to be in the middle of whatever Kez n Baggs have/have not got going on?
Have the two/three girls who did your back yesterday also do your dick area. Have them suck you off while they're down there.
15 more years! 15 more years!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mitch wrote:

https://www.getsmoothaway.com/ver3/index.asp?refcode=smooth3

Ignore the pink website, as it is for girls, but my step sister bought one once and her and her friends were trying it out, so i went in and did a little bit on my arm, thing works amazing. It like... sands off the hair, and it doesnt itch after and it doesnt hurt during. Plus you dont have stubble i think.


So same effects as waxing, but no pain? idk.
Yes Mitch you might of saved the day and the life of a young, well not so young street warrior like myself here, I was shitting it at having to go through this again but maybe just maybe I can import some of them things over here?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mitch wrote:

1927 wrote:

Gooners wrote:


Can i be in the middle?
Sorry im lost.

My ball bag n cock are in the middle balancing upon the top of the fence, bit of a virtual humpty dumpty moment, you can sit opposite me and we'll play top trumps while these two fight or make up.

Or did you want to be in the middle of whatever Kez n Baggs have/have not got going on?
Have the two/three girls who did your back yesterday also do your dick area. Have them suck you off while they're down there.
Ahh Mitch, wooow there boy, grab a hold of the reins a second mate.

Girl 1 = Mr Gf
Girl 2 = Her Sis
Girl 3= My Daughter
Girl 4 = Gf's Daughter

Boy 1 = Me
Boy 2= Gf's Sisters Fella
boy 3 = His son
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6901|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Girl 1 = Mr Gf
Girl 2 = Her Sis
Girl 3= My Daughter
Girl 4 = Gf's Daughter

Boy 1 = Me
Boy 2= Gf's Sisters Fella
boy 3 = His son
= Orgy
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6915|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
I feel for you bro, I have a hairy chest and my ex talked me into getting it done....

I found out the hard way I was allergic to the wax they used, and my chest was on fire for a week.
gnot<3
Leave blank to use forum default.
+45|5982
i wax my area every 3 months, so welcome to the club
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6175|Croatia

1927 wrote:

GF,bushy,arse,

her and her sister

£30

So OK I lie on my front,stick thing, FUCK,'you ready then??'

returned to lie on my front.

fucking,fucking,fuck,she can grab something,fuck,,fucking, must of taken an hour,
full frontal in front of the Mrs. my cock,hairy chest,tits
c what I did thar?

Last edited by blah (2009-03-02 11:29:22)

baggs
Member
+732|6632

1927 wrote:

Mitch wrote:

1927 wrote:


Sorry im lost.

My ball bag n cock are in the middle balancing upon the top of the fence, bit of a virtual humpty dumpty moment, you can sit opposite me and we'll play top trumps while these two fight or make up.

Or did you want to be in the middle of whatever Kez n Baggs have/have not got going on?
Have the two/three girls who did your back yesterday also do your dick area. Have them suck you off while they're down there.
Ahh Mitch, wooow there boy, grab a hold of the reins a second mate.

Girl 1 = Mr Gf
Girl 2 = Her Sis
Girl 3= My Daughter
Girl 4 = Gf's Daughter

Boy 1 = Me
Boy 2= Gf's Sisters Fella
boy 3 = His son
Yeah whats your problem, i thought you Welsh did that. How else would you have populated a country nobody likes?!
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7256
My girl gets the Brazilian wax. Ouch! but sooo nice.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6740

1927 wrote:

'I have aerodynamic tits' and thats the only positive I am taking at the moment.
Haha that's awesome. Thanks for the warning '27
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

baggs wrote:

1927 wrote:

Mitch wrote:


Have the two/three girls who did your back yesterday also do your dick area. Have them suck you off while they're down there.
Ahh Mitch, wooow there boy, grab a hold of the reins a second mate.

Girl 1 = Mr Gf
Girl 2 = Her Sis
Girl 3= My Daughter
Girl 4 = Gf's Daughter

Boy 1 = Me
Boy 2= Gf's Sisters Fella
boy 3 = His son
Yeah whats your problem, i thought you Welsh did that. How else would you have populated a country nobody likes?!
Ahh you see thats where ya wrong, that kind of thing happens in Swansea not the whole of Wales, and as for not liking us, typical England need to look a lil closer to home, every country that surrounds it detests it, even down to France, Germany and Spain, however Spain is happy to take the tourists money.


I dont have a problem with England, arf my family are English.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

CC-Marley wrote:

My girl gets the Brazilian wax. Ouch! but sooo nice.
Does she have a lil landing strip?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6580|what

1927 wrote:

I dont have a problem with England, arf my family are English.
I thought you were a little too well educated to be completely Welsh.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

1927 wrote:

I dont have a problem with England, arf my family are English.
I thought you were a little too well educated to be completely Welsh.
I went to an all boys school in Wales, moved to Basingstoke to a mixed school and thats when I really found my love for girls, they loved my accent, then I moved to Reading (Hampshire/Berkshire) had to go back a year in school and start all over again.  Mixed schools are fucking amazing, I went to a notorious nasty all boys school in Wales and was gutted to leave but chuffed to bits once I started my new life as it would be.
Dieselboy
Flicker of beans since 1986
+87|6978|Reading, Basingrad
Got waxed by 4 Paras whilst drunk in Brecon years ago - left side of my body inc eyebrows ended up silky smooth....bastards!

And as for girls in Basingrad..... you must have very low standards and poor eyesight mate!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7101|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Dieselboy wrote:

Got waxed by 4 Paras whilst drunk in Brecon years ago - left side of my body inc eyebrows ended up silky smooth....bastards!

And as for girls in Basingrad..... you must have very low standards and poor eyesight mate!
Cant remember the school but thats all it was was school and a mixed one.  I used to live in Hatch Warren (nr Sainsburys) before moving into flats nr the cricket ground.  Had a barmy with Mike Gatting by there one day when the fat cunt drove across the sports field and my ball hit his car.

I wanted to get drunk aswell but couldn't.  Its funny what pain does even though it hurt I laughed through most of it.

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