TheSun wrote:
A MAN has had to be rushed to hospital after a HORSE chomped on his private parts.
The 35-year-old Indonesian man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site when the nag attacked, reports say.
A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch – and bit off one of his testicles.
Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spat it on to the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.
"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."
It was not known whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.
The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.
watI picked it up
Last edited by Finray (2009-03-12 12:19:28)
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Ultrafunkula wrote:
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spat it on to the pavement"
btw heres this testicle I found, idk if its yours.
Last edited by Ioan92 (2009-03-12 12:27:31)
owned.
I woulda bit that punk ass horses balls off. Fucker.
i always thought the peanut butter on your balls worked with cats only, now i know for sure
Last edited by bad-man (2009-03-12 12:52:33)
damn
Ultrafunkula wrote:
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spat it on to the pavement"
that bystander must be a doctor. no normal bystander would pick up a pair of hairy, sweaty, balls....who knows if this dude washed em. DAMN
elite.mafia wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spat it on to the pavement"
He was gay.loubot wrote:
that bystander must be a doctor. no normal bystander would pick up a pair of hairy, sweaty, balls....who knows if this dude washed em. DAMN
Awesome
oh yeah, thank god for that.Ultrafunkula wrote:
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spat it on to the pavement"
the scrotum is hairy.... the testicle is not.loubot wrote:
that bystander must be a doctor. no normal bystander would pick up a pair of hairy, sweaty, balls....who knows if this dude washed em. DAMN
DrunkFace wrote:
the scrotum is hairy.... the testicle is not.loubot wrote:
that bystander must be a doctor. no normal bystander would pick up a pair of hairy, sweaty, balls....who knows if this dude washed em. DAMN
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … le-cat.jpg
This whole thread.......
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
to the glue factory with that horse
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Flecco wrote:
This whole thread.......
In b4 Vince Offer
Last edited by N00bkilla55404 (2009-03-12 22:28:04)
I don't think you can simply "sew it back on".