Saber saw + sex toy

2009-03-12 20:49:55

#1

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6742

A 27-year old woman was rushed to the hospital after a kinky encounter with her partner resulted in injuries that I would rather not contemplate. Sufficed to say, dildos and saber saws don't mix.

Amazingly enough, these DIYers fitted the sex toy right over the blade. Yup...it was still attached. And no, this didn't happen in Germany. It happened in Maryland where the woman was medevaced to Prince George's County Hospital. The good news is that the woman has been released from the hospital and is recovering at home from her injuries. Let that be a lesson to you—HGTV is a good place to pick up ideas for the bedroom, but not for the bedroom. You know what I'm saying?

Sauce

Now there's a Darwin honorable mention if I've ever seen one.

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2009-03-12 20:51:02

#2

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7192

well +1 for being kinky

2009-03-12 20:55:31

#3

BVC: Member; +325|7125

Fucking machines

2009-03-12 20:59:10

#4

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6822|Southern California

They put it over the blade?!

Most of those blades will cut metal, why would it not cut a dildo! That must have just made a mess....

2009-03-12 21:02:08

#5

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,991|7062|949

Pubic wrote:
Fucking machines

Icwatudidther

2009-03-12 21:07:58

#6

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7011|the dank(super) side of Oregon

hot for 3 or 4 seconds and then it all sorta fell apart.

remarkable.

2009-03-12 21:10:26

#7

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7011|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Pochsy wrote:
At least now she can't reproduce and pass on the stupid....

we can hope, but advances in medicine are making ever easier for stupid people to shit out more stupid people.

2009-03-12 21:11:12

#8

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7007|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Meh, would have been pretty easy to remove the blade and make a homemade adaptator for the toy...after that they could have had fun for hours!

2009-03-12 21:13:44

#9

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5973|Toronto

Reciprocity wrote:
Pochsy wrote:
At least now she can't reproduce and pass on the stupid....
we can hope, but advances in medicine are making ever easier for stupid people to shit out more stupid people.

Your right, we should put a stop to medical advancement, this shit has gone to far. At this point we're working backwards by eliminating natural selection lol.

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2009-03-12 21:14:30

#10

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6742

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Meh, would have been pretty easy to remove the blade and make a homemade adaptator for the toy...after that they could have had fun for hours!

You sound experienced

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2009-03-12 21:15:30

#11

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6959|Global Command

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2009-03-12 21:17:43

#12

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7146

"it didn't happen in Germany" lol
My friend was an MP in the military(US) stationed in Germany and was called to a house where a dog was howling... turns out it was the family German Shepherd getting it on with the misses while her husband was out of town... true story... doggy style and they couldn't get the dog to stop... and the woman was yelling for them to leave also...lol

Last edited by [TUF]Catbox (2009-03-12 21:18:49)

Love is the answer

2009-03-12 21:19:09

#13

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7007|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

ebug9 wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
Meh, would have been pretty easy to remove the blade and make a homemade adaptator for the toy...after that they could have had fun for hours!
You sound experienced

Having done quite a few renovation myself yes. Im totally out of the sexual part tho...And it dont take half a brain to figure that out dont it?

2009-03-12 21:19:24