Sticky tape?Deadmonkiefart wrote:
I don't think you can simply "sew it back on".
Nah super glue m8, works a charm on skin....AussieReaper wrote:
Sticky tape?Deadmonkiefart wrote:
I don't think you can simply "sew it back on".
I used to stick my fingers together because I thought it felt funny. Drove my parents nuts.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Freudian slip?Flecco wrote:
Drove my parents nuts.
Freezer7Pro wrote:
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
x 2000
Hooray! I have made a thread of pure
You see I told you all. HORSES ARE FUCKING EVIL and that goes for Donkies, Llama's, Cows, Bulls, all 4 legged big things.Ultrafunkula wrote:
TheSun wrote:
A MAN has had to be rushed to hospital after a HORSE chomped on his private parts.
The 35-year-old Indonesian man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site when the nag attacked, reports say.
A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch – and bit off one of his testicles.
Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spat it on to the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.
"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."
It was not known whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.
The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.
What about Dumbo?1927 wrote:
You see I told you all. HORSES ARE FUCKING EVIL and that goes for Donkies, Llama's, Cows, Bulls, all 4 legged big things.Ultrafunkula wrote:
TheSun wrote:
A MAN has had to be rushed to hospital after a HORSE chomped on his private parts.
The 35-year-old Indonesian man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site when the nag attacked, reports say.
A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch – and bit off one of his testicles.
Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spat it on to the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.
"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."
It was not known whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.
The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.
Well I dunno because if they are going to have a go they are going to go 'orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' or whatever noises an grumpy dumbo makes, a horse wont it just goes fucking anal on you without warning.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What about Dumbo?1927 wrote:
You see I told you all. HORSES ARE FUCKING EVIL and that goes for Donkies, Llama's, Cows, Bulls, all 4 legged big things.Ultrafunkula wrote:
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7333/612502014.jpg
Elephants though can kick, butt, smack you with a tail and preform a round house on you and by the looks of it, sit on you.
Hmm. This makes one think, if fanty over there would squeeze a tad to make negative pressure they could start asking the raincoat ramrods girlfriend "How deep is your luv?"1927 wrote:
Well I dunno because if they are going to have a go they are going to go 'orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' or whatever noises an grumpy dumbo makes, a horse wont it just goes fucking anal on you without warning.Ultrafunkula wrote:
What about Dumbo?1927 wrote:
You see I told you all. HORSES ARE FUCKING EVIL and that goes for Donkies, Llama's, Cows, Bulls, all 4 legged big things.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7333/612502014.jpg
Elephants though can kick, butt, smack you with a tail and preform a round house on you and by the looks of it, sit on you.