Natural Harvest

2009-03-13 13:38:28

#1

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6959|Global Command

Many here know I like to cook.
So here I am looking at cookbooks on my blackberry.

I can't post links or photos from my phone, but I'm sure somebody will.

Google natural harvest, a collection of semen based recipes.

Mother of god, I thought I had heard of everything.

2009-03-13 13:40:36

#2

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6986

Nightmare.

2009-03-13 13:40:44

#3

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6972|Texas - Bigger than France

Afterbirth Semen Fondue is my favorite.

It's what's for dinner.

2009-03-13 13:40:53

#4

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6923|N. Ireland

Excuse me.

2009-03-13 13:43:51

#5

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6917|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

I think someone posted something about this Alex. It also gives recipes for breast milk.

2009-03-13 13:44:16

#6

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6395|London, England

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

oh... oh god

We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook

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2009-03-13 13:47:07

#7

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6150|Gulf Coast

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

you guys seriously have to read the back cover if you haven't already. It actually says "attention all semen enthusiasts!" wut?!!

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Important

2009-03-13 13:48:12

#8

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6884|The Twilight Zone

SgtHeihn wrote:
It also gives recipes for breast milk.

gross but ATG might even want the recipe

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2009-03-13 13:50:07

#9

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6986

SgtHeihn wrote:
I think someone posted something about this Alex. It also gives recipes for breast milk.

"Take one lactating female human..."

2009-03-13 13:53:09

#10

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6959|Global Command

I had no interest in the wifes lactations and now that my balls have been cut of there is no chance of more kids.

2009-03-13 13:55:33

#11

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6986

ATG wrote:
I had no interest in the wifes lactations and now that my balls have been cut of there is no chance of more kids.

You got a fucking vasectomy???

2009-03-13 15:19:27

#12

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6959|Global Command

Yes. It hurt.

2009-03-13 15:20:45

#13

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6986

ATG wrote:
Yes. It hurt.

Nightmare. I hope you got some kind of concession in return?

2009-03-13 15:22:48

#14

-Gunsmoke-: Member; +165|7065|South Jersey

Mother of god.

2009-03-13 15:32:51

#15

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6150|Gulf Coast

CameronPoe wrote:
ATG wrote:
Yes. It hurt.
Nightmare. I hope you got some kind of concession in return?

Ummm, no more condoms sounds pretty sweet eh?

Important

2009-03-13 15:33:57

#16

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6986

El Beardo wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
ATG wrote:
Yes. It hurt.
Nightmare. I hope you got some kind of concession in return?
Ummm, no more condoms sounds pretty sweet eh?

OK then go for it. I'll hang on to my ability to procreate.

2009-03-13 15:35:08

#17

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7102|UK

ATG wrote:
Yes. It hurt.

lawl he could feel the doc cutting his goolies...

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2009-03-13 15:37:36

#18

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7079

What the actual fuck.

2009-03-13 15:38:36

#19

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7031|132 and Bush

*Stares curiously out his salad with blue cheese dressing

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-03-13 15:39:40

#20

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7079

Kmarion wrote:
*Stares curiously out his salad with blue cheese dressing

Oh thanks for putting that idea in my head, I'm eating yoghurt...

2009-03-13 15:48:42

#21

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6689|B.C. Canada

Milk is cow cum.

Like seriously when I was in elementary school some kid told me that and I honestly couldnt drink milk for months. It would make me sick. He said that they have to jack off the cow tit thingy to get the milk out.
Now I read this....I wont be eating out for awhile.

2009-03-13 15:55:31

#22

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6899

This book is amazing, i love preparing the ingredients, i have my "friends" come by and help me get them together and then we enjoy our meals!

We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook

Yeah, I know they're most likely jokes but whatever.

2009-03-13 15:58:54

#23

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7031|132 and Bush

ghettoperson wrote:
Kmarion wrote:
*Stares curiously out his salad with blue cheese dressing
Oh thanks for putting that idea in my head, I'm eating yoghurt...

My apologies.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-03-13 16:01:43

#24

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6150|Gulf Coast

CameronPoe wrote:
El Beardo wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:

Nightmare. I hope you got some kind of concession in return?
Ummm, no more condoms sounds pretty sweet eh?
OK then go for it. I'll hang on to my ability to procreate.

@Cam- Well I have sex for fun not babies....What? It can't be any worse than having your foreskin almost ripped off hmmmm?
or can it? /shivers and cups the goods

Important

2009-03-13 16:03:50

#25

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7095|NT, like Mick Dundee

trex1210 wrote:
Milk is cow cum.

Wat?

No it's not. It's milk. Sure it's got some blood n shit in it but it's milk. Just like milk from every other animal.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

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