Harmor
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+605|6982|San Diego, CA, USA
Are you secure in your masculinity, or are you just insecure? Against all odds, the following gadgets will help you retain your manhood while doing extremely wussy things.

Source: http://i.gizmodo.com/5169391/10-gadgets … asculinity

https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8748/masculinesegway.png
1) A sure-fire way to make something more masculine is to add extra wheels to it - no matter how ludicrous it seems. That method worked wonders with this Segway.

https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9058/samuraiswordumbrella.png
2) acceptable if the handle is shaped like a samurai sword

https://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6052/survivalstraps.png
3) Wearing a bracelet generally isn't considered masculine. But a survival bracelet made out of tightly braided, 20-foot lengths of parachute cord is a whole other story.

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Harmor
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+605|6982|San Diego, CA, USA
https://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9272/drillblender.png
4) How can you look rugged while blending a fruit-filled girl drink? A blender that attaches to a power drill - that's how.

https://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1341/gardenhosegun.png
5) It's hard to feel like a big man when you are watering a flower garden. Using a pistol nozzle can change all that.

https://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1926/beermugnightlight.png
6) So I'm a little afraid of the dark and I compensate by buying a night light shaped like beer...wannafightaboutit?
Harmor
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+605|6982|San Diego, CA, USA
https://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3169/battleshipradio.png
7) what if I want to take a bath? Men can't take baths now? Besides, it's not like I have a rubber duck or anything. I have a battleship FM radio in here dammit. What could be more masculine than that?

https://img17.imageshack.us/img17/828/shifterfaucet.png
8) I wouldn't feel emasculated at all when hand-washing dishes in yellow latex gloves and and apron as long as I have a shifter faucet. The flow of the water can be regulated by shifting the handle like you would shift gears in your car.

https://img11.imageshack.us/img11/41/evolveholster.png
9) It's not a purse if it carries gadgets and you call it a "holster." Remember that.

and finally...
Harmor
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+605|6982|San Diego, CA, USA
https://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7136/electrabicyclebell.png
10) Adding a skull to anything makes it more masculine - even a bike bell. Now, if you want a basket and streamers on your bike as well, you may be out of luck.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6902
Rename this thread "Ten gadgets that make up for your small penis and/or sexual confusion."
Harmor
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+605|6982|San Diego, CA, USA

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Rename this thread "Ten gadgets that make up for your small penis and/or sexual confusion."
Don't you mean this one?  Popular Science: Penile Extender for six month == +32%
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6953|Adelaide, South Australia

Harmor wrote:

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7136/e … lebell.png
10) Adding a skull to anything makes it more masculine - even a bike bell. Now, if you want a basket and streamers on your bike as well, you may be out of luck.
What if it's a Skull basket and the streamers are black with Skulls on the end?
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7166|St. Andrews / Oslo

'sup with you and penis/masculinity enlargers?
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
Harmor
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+605|6982|San Diego, CA, USA

Jenspm wrote:

'sup with you and penis/masculinity enlargers?
Some of us have a problem and it helps by first admitting it.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6963|Global Command
A 100 ton hydrolic cnc press gives me a boner.

https://i42.tinypic.com/8xsq39.jpg
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6897|Tyne & Wear, England

ATG wrote:

A 100 ton hydrolic cnc press gives me a boner.

http://i42.tinypic.com/8xsq39.jpg
Now don't go inserting said boner
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6927|N. Ireland
There's only one gadget you need for masculinity. Well, three depending on your view.
rdx-fx
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+955|7025

kylef wrote:

There's only one gadget you need for masculinity. Well, three depending on your view.
And only four gadgets for containing or retaining your manhood.  Three of which are standard equipment on an adult female.
Jono-blundo
I iz lurking j00
+2|6648|Stavanger, Norway

kylef wrote:

There's only one gadget you need for masculinity. Well, three depending on your view.
o, i c wat u did thar
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6222|Catherine Black
BF2s doesn't have that short a post character limit.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6623|Canada

ATG wrote:

A 100 ton hydrolic cnc press gives me a boner.

http://i42.tinypic.com/8xsq39.jpg
We have one of those, works great.
Not the boner part tho..
Morbid_Hunger
Playstation 3 Junkie
+20|5975|Iron Gater
I want that damn umbrella, i dont care if it doesnt rain where i live, i want it!
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6118|SQUID
just get a deagle problem solved

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