FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6929|so randum
So i just got a text askin where i got money to go on a night out,

so i replied; 'stabbed a darkie and nicked his wallet innit'

and she laughed.


post some
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Oisín | Irishpride
Banned
+118|6024|Dublin, Ireland
Mate text me complaining that I didn't come over earlier to watch the match (yes, I was strung on BF2) but when my other mate text me and said  the Spanish girls down the road are down the street are down the beach fuckfaced I went out.

He text me something like: 'thats real low mate'

I text back:' "low" ...(removed for bad language)

He didn't appreciate it

Last edited by Oisín | Irishpride (2009-03-12 14:53:37)

Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5973|Toronto
Irish you might get a ban for that one man...I'd delete it.
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SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7089|The darkside of Denver
statistically the filthiest place on earth is an American womans mouth..

Discussing last nights SP episode with my buddy.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7057|UK
I have a guy in my flat who's Christian and he sent me this:

(After a night out when I left early and refused any help getting home because I was being an adamant drunk.)

"Hope you make it home safe. Mark and I are praying for you."
I replied:

"No need to pray. I have a chicken burger!"
I do not remember sending/receiving said texts. But I think my reply was pretty inspired.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7076|Poundland
Well, me n this girl had a massive argument. She sent me a text saying "stop treatin me like I'm a bitch"
I sent back "Act like a bitch, get treated like a one"

Theres been some hella funny ones but i cant remember them off the tpo of my head
phishman420
Banned
+821|6111
ok wtf lol. just got this from some random number
Yo HIT SQUAD, this is the kinda ish they talking, coming from they running back Troy..."Shout out to zoo squad formely known as hit squad they had to change there name to fit the image of there team better after the team captin boen got ran over by new rock citys qb greg gordon who is half boens size aka tiny joe young and after nrc running troy aka the menace repeatedly runs over the zoo squad both offensivly and defensivly causing fear in the qb as he continuse to fluster mat bootytell and uhh that other guy causin turnovers and then running them bak for tds anyway no need to say more thats the news flash for right now". HIT SQUAD yall know what we gotta do.
wat
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6394|London, England

phishman420 wrote:

ok wtf lol. just got this from some random number
Yo HIT SQUAD, this is the kinda ish they talking, coming from they running back Troy..."Shout out to zoo squad formely known as hit squad they had to change there name to fit the image of there team better after the team captin boen got ran over by new rock citys qb greg gordon who is half boens size aka tiny joe young and after nrc running troy aka the menace repeatedly runs over the zoo squad both offensivly and defensivly causing fear in the qb as he continuse to fluster mat bootytell and uhh that other guy causin turnovers and then running them bak for tds anyway no need to say more thats the news flash for right now". HIT SQUAD yall know what we gotta do.
wat
dont give your number out on the internet
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phishman420
Banned
+821|6111

Mutantsteak wrote:

phishman420 wrote:

ok wtf lol. just got this from some random number
Yo HIT SQUAD, this is the kinda ish they talking, coming from they running back Troy..."Shout out to zoo squad formely known as hit squad they had to change there name to fit the image of there team better after the team captin boen got ran over by new rock citys qb greg gordon who is half boens size aka tiny joe young and after nrc running troy aka the menace repeatedly runs over the zoo squad both offensivly and defensivly causing fear in the qb as he continuse to fluster mat bootytell and uhh that other guy causin turnovers and then running them bak for tds anyway no need to say more thats the news flash for right now". HIT SQUAD yall know what we gotta do.
wat
dont give your number out on the internet
i dont. this is a new number anyway

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