you mexicans make me laughHurricane2k9 wrote:
Prologue: I ate lots of Mexican food
More prologue: I sat through a long movie
More more prologue: I waited in line for a while to go to the bathroom
Took the most epic diarrhea shit ever. Spewing out like a geyser. Anyway, I wipe up and flush only to notice:
1) It stank
2) There was a huge shit mark on the toilet bowl.
I walk out of the stall quickly, and the guy who goes in opens the door, looks in, sees & smells the aftermath of my presence, and a look of complete disgust comes over his face. I lol, wash my hands, the hightail it outta there.
I was camping with my outdoor ed class one time in a provincial park. I wake up one morning to go to the outhouse and say good morning to a few classmates on my way there. I left the door open a crack so I could breath. All I see through the crack is 2 classmates charging up the hill with a camera in their hand. I tried to get the snib on the door to latch but I was too late. They yanked the door open, with me sitting there, slammed it shut about 3 seconds later and ran back down the hill.
The worst part was I heard them saying "This is going on Youtube" as they ran back to the campsite I don't even want to know if they did or not.
The worst part was I heard them saying "This is going on Youtube" as they ran back to the campsite I don't even want to know if they did or not.
Last edited by ebug9 (2008-10-04 13:46:56)
i ain't mexicanG-NOT_(:0) wrote:
you mexicans make me laughHurricane2k9 wrote:
Prologue: I ate lots of Mexican food
More prologue: I sat through a long movie
More more prologue: I waited in line for a while to go to the bathroom
Took the most epic diarrhea shit ever. Spewing out like a geyser. Anyway, I wipe up and flush only to notice:
1) It stank
2) There was a huge shit mark on the toilet bowl.
I walk out of the stall quickly, and the guy who goes in opens the door, looks in, sees & smells the aftermath of my presence, and a look of complete disgust comes over his face. I lol, wash my hands, the hightail it outta there.
Me and a friend of mine like to fool around alot e.g. saying random shit and stuff.
So one day, we were both in the metro (underground) and we saw this hot chick sitting in front of us.
Since she was Italian and most of the Italians who live in Rome doesn't speak a word of English, we started saying like "Hey Joker (yeah, we call our selves Jokers), would you fuck this girl in the butt? etc" And we laughed a bit. Nothing special until we arrived at the station where she was getting off.
And as soon as she stood up from her seat she told us "Excuse me, are you guys tourists?" in a perfect American accent.
69 days ftw.
So one day, we were both in the metro (underground) and we saw this hot chick sitting in front of us.
Since she was Italian and most of the Italians who live in Rome doesn't speak a word of English, we started saying like "Hey Joker (yeah, we call our selves Jokers), would you fuck this girl in the butt? etc" And we laughed a bit. Nothing special until we arrived at the station where she was getting off.
And as soon as she stood up from her seat she told us "Excuse me, are you guys tourists?" in a perfect American accent.
69 days ftw.
Last edited by aerodynamic (2008-10-04 13:52:42)
lol i had an exact moment like that with only difference being, the two chicks infront of us were greek. When they walked off, they said αντε γεια κουκλοι χαρηκαμε για την γνωριμια(bye in english) . I was like, oh bugger...aerodynamic wrote:
Me and a friend of mine like to fool around alot e.g. saying random shit and stuff.
So one day, we were both in the metro (underground) and we saw this hot chick sitting in front of us.
Since she was Italian and most of the Italians who live in Rome doesn't speak a word of English, we started saying like "Hey Joker (yeah, we call our selves Jokers), would you fuck this girl in the butt? etc" And we laughed a bit. Nothing special until we arrived at the station where she was getting off.
And as soon as she stood up from her seat she told us "Excuse me, are you guys tourists?" in a perfect American accent.
69 days ftw.
Most embarassing moment for me though, was when I was 8 years old and after a football match, a hole was ripped in between my legs right under my nutsack because of the friction. My balls were hanging off for 10 mins and half my school had seen it. It fucking sucked. I am still getting bullied about it today.
Last edited by Metal-Eater-GR (2008-10-04 14:36:34)
I had a Michael Cera from Superbad moment a while back. I used to work at my university's tv station, and we were setting up for a show and I was putting mics on everyone. And I was holding up the mic to pin it on this one hot chick's shirt collar when someone walked by and bumped my arm and I accidentally punched her tit. I don't think it was too embarrassing though since we never even mentioned it and I didn't say sorry a million times in an awkward tone hahaha.
Then there was another time over summer I came home from work and opened the door and walked in the front room of the house and saw a bunch of porn all over the computer screen, then I hear the toilet flush and my dad walks out of the bathroom. I don't know who was embarrassed more, me or him, but I really regret that day.
Then there was another time over summer I came home from work and opened the door and walked in the front room of the house and saw a bunch of porn all over the computer screen, then I hear the toilet flush and my dad walks out of the bathroom. I don't know who was embarrassed more, me or him, but I really regret that day.
5 months isn't too old and I've got one now..sadly lol:
A couple of friends and I go out for a bit of a drive. About an hour in, I'm dying to go to the toilet but if we stop he is the kind of guy that would just lock the doors and joke around for a bit. I hold it. About two hours in the driver finally says "I'm hungry" and we go to the nearest place, no idea where we were. I find some old alley and go down there, finally. As I'm pissing my friend (I didn't know it was him at the time) runs round the corner, I turn round and he has his hands pointed like a gun..it's dark and I can't tell the difference. He puts it to the side of my neck and shouts "WALLET!" and I'm thinking: I do not want to give away my wallet now.. about a second passes and I think screw it and start running as fast as I can to the nearest street that has people on it. I turn around to see if he is chasing me but instead I see him laughing his ass off, and only then do I make the connection.
It was pretty funny now that I look back at it. Was actually kinda scary for the first few moments running though, didn't know what was going to happen.
A couple of friends and I go out for a bit of a drive. About an hour in, I'm dying to go to the toilet but if we stop he is the kind of guy that would just lock the doors and joke around for a bit. I hold it. About two hours in the driver finally says "I'm hungry" and we go to the nearest place, no idea where we were. I find some old alley and go down there, finally. As I'm pissing my friend (I didn't know it was him at the time) runs round the corner, I turn round and he has his hands pointed like a gun..it's dark and I can't tell the difference. He puts it to the side of my neck and shouts "WALLET!" and I'm thinking: I do not want to give away my wallet now.. about a second passes and I think screw it and start running as fast as I can to the nearest street that has people on it. I turn around to see if he is chasing me but instead I see him laughing his ass off, and only then do I make the connection.
It was pretty funny now that I look back at it. Was actually kinda scary for the first few moments running though, didn't know what was going to happen.
Should've just pissed on him, would've been funnier.kylef wrote:
5 months isn't too old and I've got one now..sadly lol:
A couple of friends and I go out for a bit of a drive. About an hour in, I'm dying to go to the toilet but if we stop he is the kind of guy that would just lock the doors and joke around for a bit. I hold it. About two hours in the driver finally says "I'm hungry" and we go to the nearest place, no idea where we were. I find some old alley and go down there, finally. As I'm pissing my friend (I didn't know it was him at the time) runs round the corner, I turn round and he has his hands pointed like a gun..it's dark and I can't tell the difference. He puts it to the side of my neck and shouts "WALLET!" and I'm thinking: I do not want to give away my wallet now.. about a second passes and I think screw it and start running as fast as I can to the nearest street that has people on it. I turn around to see if he is chasing me but instead I see him laughing his ass off, and only then do I make the connection.
It was pretty funny now that I look back at it. Was actually kinda scary for the first few moments running though, didn't know what was going to happen.
EE (hats
About 6 years ago in the summer between 6th and 7th grade I was playing a weird game of baseball with one of those big yoga balls. I get a flimsy plastic bat used for wiffle ball, my friend tosses the ball at me and I hit the yoga ball snapping the plastic bat in half. After that utter failure I go into my friend's garage and bring out a wooden bat, bad idea. All my friends told me it was a bad idea but i'm the biggest retard around so I tell my friend to toss the yoga ball. I swing, the ball goes absolutely nowhere and my face hurts really badly. I realize im gushing blood and I run inside blah blah blah I got 12 stitches.
Turns out I hit MYSELF with a fucking baseball bat. To this day if I introduce myself to someone I kinda know they always identify me with "oh you're the kid who hit himself in the head with a baseball bat..." I'm pretty sure everyone in my entire school has heard the story.
Turns out I hit MYSELF with a fucking baseball bat. To this day if I introduce myself to someone I kinda know they always identify me with "oh you're the kid who hit himself in the head with a baseball bat..." I'm pretty sure everyone in my entire school has heard the story.
Lol, made me laugh hard that mateHurricane2k9 wrote:
Prologue: I ate lots of Mexican food
More prologue: I sat through a long movie
More more prologue: I waited in line for a while to go to the bathroom
Took the most epic diarrhea shit ever. Spewing out like a geyser. Anyway, I wipe up and flush only to notice:
1) It stank
2) There was a huge shit mark on the toilet bowl.
I walk out of the stall quickly, and the guy who goes in opens the door, looks in, sees & smells the aftermath of my presence, and a look of complete disgust comes over his face. I lol, wash my hands, the hightail it outta there.
I swear to god this is true;
I stood in line for an hour at the DMV and when I got back to my car I realized there was toilet paper sticking out the back of my pants from the dump I had taken right before walking in.
I stood in line for an hour at the DMV and when I got back to my car I realized there was toilet paper sticking out the back of my pants from the dump I had taken right before walking in.
amazing ahahahaATG wrote:
I swear to god this is true;
I stood in line for an hour at the DMV and when I got back to my car I realized there was toilet paper sticking out the back of my pants from the dump I had taken right before walking in.
I was wayyy drunk and couldn't balance properly but needed to piss. So I found a bush to piss in while my friend (sober) held my shoulder to keep me from falling over. He thought I was done and let go, I fall forwards into the piss bush and can't cut my stream. I was still pissing and couldn't get up .
Happened when I was 14 or so, was not used to drinking yet.
Happened when I was 14 or so, was not used to drinking yet.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
ATG wrote:
I swear to god this is true;
I stood in line for an hour at the DMV and when I got back to my car I realized there was toilet paper sticking out the back of my pants from the dump I had taken right before walking in.
Fucking lol at both of these. ATG, how does that even happen? I don't know, maybe we have different wiping styles or something, because toilet paper just goes on my asshole, not up my back.Pochsy wrote:
I was wayyy drunk and couldn't balance properly but needed to piss. So I found a bush to piss in while my friend (sober) held my shoulder to keep me from falling over. He thought I was done and let go, I fall forwards into the piss bush and can't cut my stream. I was still pissing and couldn't get up .
Happened when I was 14 or so, was not used to drinking yet.
I got walked inon in a macys
win
win
SealXo wrote:
i got caught having sex by a secutiry guard at macys
i win
SealXo wrote:
I got walked inon in a macys
win
All that means bye?Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
lαντε γεια κουκλοι χαρηκαμε για την γνωριμια(bye in english)