Are women retarded?

2009-03-22 21:47:30

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6007

A recent discussion with a friend of mine has led me to ask this question.

Here is a bit of back story. Jobless high school dropout Phil moves in with his friend Kamil and Kamil's fiancee. Kamil not a high school dropout actually works hard enough that his fiancee can stay home all day and do jack shit while he pays the rent, car payments, cable, electricity, food, and just about anything else with money to spare. Kamil's fiancee decides it'd be a great idea to start fucking Phil nonstop. Kamil finally snaps out of denial and kicks Phil out. His fiancee decides to break off the engagement. The financee decides to move in with Phil, who now lives in his aunts basement. She actually seriously thinks they could now get by with Phil trying to get a GED and her trying get money together to go to a community college.

Seriously what the fuck goes through a woman's head? Why are they incapable of making rational decisions? It can't be hormones because men have those too and he aren't as nearly as fucked up as they are.

Question wrote:
Are women as a whole retarded? Yes or No?

2009-03-22 21:53:29

#2

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7138

Phil must be well endowed... and yes she is a dumbass and will be reminded of that everytime Phil comes home from Burger King after working the fryer all night...lol I have seen chicks do more dumb shit for guys than i could ever believe and i have also seen guys do really dumb shit for girls... the only smart one in your story is Kamil kicking her ass to the curb for the trash collectors to pick up...lol

forgot to answer... a lot of women are retarded... not all luckily... the dumb ones are fun to hang out with... the smart ones are rare and if you find one...hang on to her...

Last edited by [TUF]Catbox (2009-03-22 21:54:46)

Love is the answer

2009-03-22 21:54:18

#3

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6970|San Diego, CA, USA

No, but I bet they think you are.

2009-03-22 21:55:49

#4

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6007

Harmor wrote:
No, but I bet they think you are.

Um shouldn't you be outside trying to make friends right now or seducing your cousin?

2009-03-22 21:59:58

#5

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6776|West NY

You aren't any of these characters, right?
lol

2009-03-22 22:00:46

#6

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6386|London, England

Harmor wrote:
No, but I bet they think you are.

You are hilarious, almost to the point when you arent a douchebag

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2009-03-22 22:03:31

#7

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6970|San Diego, CA, USA

Macbeth wrote:
Harmor wrote:
No, but I bet they think you are.
Um shouldn't you be outside trying to make friends right now or seducing your cousin?

Cousin is already married and yeah I tried. All my friends are e-friends. Peace love, peace love, peace love.

2009-03-22 22:04:38

#8

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6007

Noobpatty wrote:
You aren't any of these characters, right?
lol

Dear lord no.

2009-03-22 22:07:47

#9

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6776|West NY

For some reason I imagined "Kamil" as a tubber and Phil as a redneck

and I imagined "Kamil's Fiancee" to be a bitch

2009-03-22 22:08:35

#10

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6007

Noobpatty wrote:
For some reason I imagined "Kamil" as a tubber and Phil as a redneck

and I imagined "Kamil's Fiancee" to be a bitch

Pics for perspective.

https://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh207/m8v2/m_bdae4bf24331c49bddb0a96e64802388.jpg

Phil is the guy in the middle.

https://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh207/m8v2/4l3cfx4.jpg

the fiancee is the one in the black and red dress. I don't have any of Kamil and can't find any either.

Last edited by Macbeth (2009-03-22 22:21:10)

2009-03-22 23:06:55

#11

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7087|NT, like Mick Dundee

She will regret it.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-22 23:08:52

#12

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7183

yes. thats why the arabs have it right. shit we didnt let them vote till a bunch of pussy whipped assholes let them.

2009-03-22 23:13:14

#13

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7087|NT, like Mick Dundee

Btw Phil looks like he was dropped on his head as a child.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-22 23:14:10

#14

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6007

Flecco wrote:
Btw Phil looks like he was dropped on his head as a child.

It wouldn't surprise me tbh.

2009-03-22 23:24:32

#15

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|6172|شمال

Women retarded as a whole? I would say 75% are from birth.
But the 25% left KNOWS and act on "all men are retarded".

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...show me the schematic

2009-03-23 00:35:27

#16

Ioan92: Member; +337|6144

Yes, they mostly are.

2009-03-23 00:39:36

#17

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7044|Little Bentcock

Yes

*prepares for beating*

2009-03-23 00:40:17

#18

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6744|Orrstrayleea

Kamil sounds indian, and phil is probably a better root and she sounds like a slut.

Sorry, i say it as i see it

2009-03-23 02:32:41

#19

mr.hrundi: Wurstwassereis; +68|6859|Germany

[TUF]Catbox wrote:
the dumb ones are fun to hang out with... the smart ones are rare and if you find one...hang on to her...

This is probably the essence of everything that can be said in this thread. Well spoken, sir!

2009-03-23 04:39:30

#20

Burwhale: Save the BlobFish!; +136|6644|Brisneyland

Young girls love drama. Sounds like her life with Kamil was too cruisy, therefore she needed to add an element of drama to "spice things up a bit" even though it was a stupid decision. A few months of eating baked beans for dinner every night and worrying about money non stop usually puts things into perspective .

2009-03-23 04:45:42

#21

phishman420: Banned; +821|6103

just as retarded as men are for dealing with their shit

2009-03-23 05:40:21

#22

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7000|Columbus, OH

Maybe Kamil was too ordinary and in charge of his life for his ex-fiancee. Maybe she needs a challenge in life and deal with a fixer-upper like Phil.
If we were talking about parking cars and women in the same sentence I would agree with your statement. I don't think women are retarded...like most individuals he or she wants something in life to call their own. My best guess: Kamil's ex fiancee believes in building a solid relationship through hardship. Diffrent Strokes for Different Folks.

2009-03-23 16:10:02

#23

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6554|Scotland!

You're the retarded one for caring so much and thinking we care too

if Kamil has a job, all that money his own place and still can't keep his girl then he's a retard as well.

2009-03-23 16:13:12

#24

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6007

I'm Jamesey wrote:
You're the retarded one for caring so much and thinking we care too

if Kamil has a job, all that money his own place and still can't keep his girl then he's a retard as well.

Excellent reaction Jamesey, the standard "If you and nobody else cared why would you and they read the entire OP then post in thread" line would work well here.

But instead I'm going to just sit back and enjoy the irony of your moral crusading in some threads and being a dick in others.

2009-03-23 16:41:43

#25

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6708|eng

No, they aren't. Your generalisation is though.

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