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2009-03-23 06:16:17
Bevo
Nah
+718|6950|Austin, Texas

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

Bevo wrote:

Cell research please.

Inject into failing organ.

Fail heart = new heart?
Read the last bit of the article. They do not expect to find miracle cures of aging or death, but do believe it may be able to help on the cancer front.
Stupid scientists, BE MORE OPTIMISTIC!
Indeed. How can they look at something like this and say "welllll, I dont think it will help us live forever". That's pretty much what these jellyfish do.

Some dude will be smart and figure it out.
2009-03-23 07:23:52
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6954|South Florida

Macbeth wrote:

Impressive but it can't survive the vacuum of space, temperature of absolute zero, 1000 times the radiation of any other animal or 10 years without water.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada
Now breed a tardigrada with a jellyfish and take the perfected spawn and ill jizz on it, stick it in a goat womb and tada.
15 more years! 15 more years!
2009-03-23 07:57:04
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7094|NT, like Mick Dundee

Mitch wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Impressive but it can't survive the vacuum of space, temperature of absolute zero, 1000 times the radiation of any other animal or 10 years without water.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada
Now breed a tardigrada with a jellyfish and take the perfected spawn and ill jizz on it, stick it in a goat womb and tada.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
2009-03-23 08:00:08
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7094|NT, like Mick Dundee

Bevo wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

Read the last bit of the article. They do not expect to find miracle cures of aging or death, but do believe it may be able to help on the cancer front.
Stupid scientists, BE MORE OPTIMISTIC!
Indeed. How can they look at something like this and say "welllll, I dont think it will help us live forever". That's pretty much what these jellyfish do.

Some dude will be smart and figure it out.
Pretty hard to draw parallels in cell structure between jellyfish and mammals.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
2009-03-23 08:00:44
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7050|London, England
I have to agree with Ty and his sentiments throughout this topic
2009-03-23 09:54:45
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6365

Pochsy wrote:

too many of these damn things now, seeing as they never die and only multiply.
Guess they've never heard of nukes or M1 Garands...
2009-03-23 10:47:24
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5972|Toronto
The scary part is that they appear to be able to adapt to most oceanic environments, and are using our ship's ballast tanks to get around.

That means they owe us money.

It also means we need to worry about our boats being taken over by pirate jellyfish.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
2009-03-23 11:08:41
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7185|Scotland

It'll be made into an anti age cream.
2009-03-23 11:33:36
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6937

Pochsy wrote:

The scary part is that they appear to be able to adapt to most oceanic environments, and are using our ship's ballast tanks to get around.

That means they owe us money.

It also means we need to worry about our boats being taken over by pirate jellyfish.
oh shit! We better get to them before the Somalians do!


edit: the fuck do i get nigerians and somalians mixed up

Last edited by CanadianLoser (2009-03-23 11:49:48)

2009-03-23 11:43:05
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6929|so randum
what if a somalian and these jellyfish dudes got it on and hijacked a boat

WHAT IF
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2009-03-23 12:19:53
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5972|Toronto
We can't afford to find out.

Screw ground based national defence. Shift all attention to immortal pirate jellyfish and their Somalian drones. Undoubtedly the ninjas will eventually get in on the act, forming a triad of hijackers that we simply cannot deal with. We can't even detect the ninjas, the jellyfish don't die, and the Somalians are fearless seasoned pirates.

I'm hiding in Canada. Nothing is stupid enough to hijack anything here.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
2009-03-23 12:23:30
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6929|so randum
but on the other hand, jellyfish sex is shit.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2009-03-23 12:24:39
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7168|Toronto | Canada

Pochsy wrote:

We can't afford to find out.

Screw ground based national defence. Shift all attention to immortal pirate jellyfish and their Somalian drones. Undoubtedly the ninjas will eventually get in on the act, forming a triad of hijackers that we simply cannot deal with. We can't even detect the ninjas, the jellyfish don't die, and the Somalians are fearless seasoned pirates.

I'm hiding in Canada. Nothing is stupid enough to hijack anything here.
No, come to my building.  Theres only one entrance so we can protect it well!
2009-03-23 13:45:02
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5972|Toronto

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

We can't afford to find out.

Screw ground based national defence. Shift all attention to immortal pirate jellyfish and their Somalian drones. Undoubtedly the ninjas will eventually get in on the act, forming a triad of hijackers that we simply cannot deal with. We can't even detect the ninjas, the jellyfish don't die, and the Somalians are fearless seasoned pirates.

I'm hiding in Canada. Nothing is stupid enough to hijack anything here.
No, come to my building.  Theres only one entrance so we can protect it well!
Fire safety is no laughing matter, what would smokey the bear have to say about a single entrance? Fires kill only slightly fewer people than immortal jellyfish, Somalians and ninjas combined. I think we know who the real enemy here is: improper fire safety precautions
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
2009-03-23 14:16:03
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6582|what

FatherTed wrote:

but on the other hand, jellyfish sex is shit.
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a3/Fuck_your_theory.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
2009-03-23 14:51:04
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7168|Toronto | Canada

Pochsy wrote:

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

We can't afford to find out.

Screw ground based national defence. Shift all attention to immortal pirate jellyfish and their Somalian drones. Undoubtedly the ninjas will eventually get in on the act, forming a triad of hijackers that we simply cannot deal with. We can't even detect the ninjas, the jellyfish don't die, and the Somalians are fearless seasoned pirates.

I'm hiding in Canada. Nothing is stupid enough to hijack anything here.
No, come to my building.  Theres only one entrance so we can protect it well!
Fire safety is no laughing matter, what would smokey the bear have to say about a single entrance? Fires kill only slightly fewer people than immortal jellyfish, Somalians and ninjas combined. I think we know who the real enemy here is: improper fire safety precautions
Jumping out of windows onto grass ftw
2009-03-23 14:58:23
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5972|Toronto

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Jumping out of windows onto grass ftw
But you have to make sure you do it the right way:

https://orouni.net/Media/img/Orouni-JumpOutTheWindow465.jpg

On acid.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
2009-03-23 15:00:11
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7168|Toronto | Canada

Pochsy wrote:

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Jumping out of windows onto grass ftw
But you have to make sure you do it the right way:

http://orouni.net/Media/img/Orouni-Jump … dow465.jpg

On acid.
Youre assuming we dont do that already...
2009-03-23 15:08:53
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5972|Toronto

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

Winston_Churchill wrote:

Jumping out of windows onto grass ftw
But you have to make sure you do it the right way:

http://orouni.net/Media/img/Orouni-Jump … dow465.jpg

On acid.
Youre assuming we dont do that already...
I'm just making sure you time your highs and lows with the motion of the oceans so you don't jump out of a window when you can't fly. Otherwise a trip turns into a journey through hell. You've read the news.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
2009-03-23 16:07:00
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6561|Scotland!
Jellyfish are 97% water, just add another 3% and get rid of 'em
2009-03-23 17:03:16
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7114|Espoo, Finland

Ty wrote:

I fucking hate Jellyfish. They float around doing nothing but eating and stinging people. Now we find out that they can be fucking immortal while sending off spiteful clones to do their evil jellyfish bidding! I FUCKING HATE JELLYFISH!
Call spongebob.
2009-03-24 07:51:53
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7259|Denver colorado

Pochsy wrote:

mcgid1 wrote:

Pochsy wrote:


The species is ~2-3mm in length.
K, jelly fish peas and poppers then.
Perfect. I'm willing to bet the Japanese are already on the case.
Sorry man. afraid not.
2009-03-24 08:55:56
bennisboy
Member
+829|7075|Poundland

FatherTed wrote:

what if a somalian and these jellyfish dudes got it on and hijacked a boat

WHAT IF
Played resident evil 5 yet? Those crazy ass black dudes is wat happens!

 

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