Romanian Teen Auctions Virginity and she has a certificate to prove it

2009-03-24 17:40:42

#26

rdx-fx: ...; +955|7020

So.

She's got no mad sexytime skills.
no looks.
is going to spend the first time grimmacing, and saying "ow ouch ow it hurts"
and be hurting in her vag for the rest of the weekend.

She's going to pay me $50,000? Hmm.. perhaps..

OH! She wants someone to pay her 50k?!

Hah. She's obviously new to this whole sex concept... oh, right... yes, yes she is.. and has the certificate to prove it.

2009-03-24 17:46:01

#27

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6581|what

blademaster wrote:
She hopes that through the auction she will meet her HUSBAND.... but has only drawn bids of £5,000 so far and has just three days to go.

No surprise there.

2009-03-24 17:56:34

#28

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7051|Little Bentcock

she wants 50k? And she has no idea what she's doing? Urgh.

2009-03-24 18:13:21

#29

Ioan92: Member; +337|6151

This is an insult to my country.

Monkey see, monkey doo; whoop tee fucking doo.

2009-03-24 18:15:01

#30

Stimey: +786|6549|Ontario | Canada

50k prostitute with average looks and no skills?
I'll pass.

2009-03-24 18:17:50

#31

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6014

Eh she's kinda cute.
$50,000 isn't too much if your rich, which is the group she is aiming for.

2009-03-24 18:45:45

#32

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6730

shes ugly.

2009-03-25 04:59:14

#33

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7168|Comber, Northern Ireland

phishman420 wrote:
pssh ive been with 3 virgins 10x hotter than her for free

pics or it didnt happen

2009-03-25 05:00:59

#34

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6193|Belgium

Group discount maybe?

2009-03-25 10:09:52

#35

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6585|Vancouver | Canada

I'd hit it.

..but not for 50k.

2009-03-25 10:10:34

#36

phishman420: Banned; +821|6110

david363 wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
pssh ive been with 3 virgins 10x hotter than her for free
pics or it didnt happen

nah

2009-03-25 10:22:38

#37

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6426

blademaster wrote:
"I have a gynaecologist's certificate proving I'm a virgin."Providing the winning bidder has a health certificate showing that he is free of disease, Alina will forgo the use of condoms.

ummm i dont think a doctor can tell if you are a virgin

they can tell if your hymen is broken, but having sex isn't the only way to break your hymen, masterbation, tampons, even riding a bike, or a horse can break your hymen.

2009-03-25 14:06:44

#38

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6390|Places 'n such

found something even better on the same site:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 235915.ece

beats bf2 tbh.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2009-03-25 14:08:31

#39

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6217|Catherine Black

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
blademaster wrote:
"I have a gynaecologist's certificate proving I'm a virgin."Providing the winning bidder has a health certificate showing that he is free of disease, Alina will forgo the use of condoms.
riding a horse can break your hymen.

Bahahaha this happened to my friend.

2009-03-25 14:52:18

#40

Monkey Spanker: Show it to the nice monkey.; +284|6680|England

50K? Does she not realise there is a world recession FFS times are hard & I'm not, she is ugly.

Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime

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2009-03-25 16:58:30

#41

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6581|what

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
or a horse can break your hymen.

I dunno, you'd have to be pretty desperate to do it with a horse.

2009-03-25 18:01:40

#42

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6426

AussieReaper wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
or a horse can break your hymen.
I dunno, you'd have to be pretty desperate to do it with a horse.

i dunno aussie, you tried it out once, why wont you tell us about it?

2009-03-25 18:03:22

#43

phishman420: Banned; +821|6110

2009-03-25 18:04:04

#44

Roc18: `; +655|6219|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
And since when is prostitution news-worthy???

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2009-03-25 18:04:31

#45

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7061

phishman420 wrote:

2009-03-25 18:08:09

#46

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6581|what

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
or a horse can break your hymen.
I dunno, you'd have to be pretty desperate to do it with a horse.
i dunno aussie, you tried it out once, why wont you tell us about it?

The horse has entered the witness protection program, so I can't talk about it. It could put the horse at great risk.

2009-03-25 18:10:56

#47

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6577|'straya

Do not want

2009-03-25 19:07:18

#48

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6585|Vancouver | Canada

..Am I the only one who doesn't think she's ugly?

2009-03-25 19:12:55

#49

phishman420: Banned; +821|6110

shes not ugly. id hit it. shes just not hot

2009-03-25 19:17:12

#50

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7074

phishman420 wrote:
shes not ugly. id hit it. shes just not hot

better place a bet on it hahaha hurry

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