Teen allegedly bites 11 students; father blames 'Twilight' movie

2009-03-28 17:58:52

#26

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6929|so randum

Finray wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
Twilight ruined another thing for me this week. I just so happened to be perusing wikipedia on the article for the Aston Martin Vanquish to find:
It was also featured in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight as one of her character's (Edward Cullen) cars.
Don't worry, you can just idiolise the DB9, or Vantage, etc. Looks exactly the same.

Lol wat.

Vanquish is like the muscle car of the lot, and thats pretty obvious.

DB9 is just the sleek tourer, the kind of thing you'd park at your golf club, or drive to the south of France.

the Vantage is the 911 niche, as in something you'd drive around the city.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-28 20:38:43

#27

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6819

2009-03-28 21:09:57

#28

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6360|Somewhere out in Space

Fucking bitch beat me to the punch.

2009-03-28 21:27:14

#29

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6731

S.Lythberg wrote:
the gf loves that series for some reason...

Be careful that she does not bite you.

2009-03-29 15:28:10

#30

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7143|Purplicious Wisconsin

To those who watched the movie(or read the book), what exactly kind of sucking did he perform? He is a vampire after all, so he has more options than a human does.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-03-29 15:34:45

#31

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7094|NT, like Mick Dundee

War Man wrote:
To those who watched the movie(or read the book), what exactly kind of sucking did he perform? He is a vampire after all, so he has more options than a human does.

wat

You mean the wanker kid or the dude in the book? If you mean the dude in the book/movie it features these pussyfooting vampires that don't suck human blood.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-29 15:37:48

#32

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7143|Purplicious Wisconsin

Flecco wrote:
War Man wrote:
To those who watched the movie(or read the book), what exactly kind of sucking did he perform? He is a vampire after all, so he has more options than a human does.
wat

You mean the wanker kid or the dude in the book? If you mean the dude in the book/movie it features these pussyfooting vampires that don't suck human blood.

The boy in the book/movie.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-03-29 15:41:33

#33

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7094|NT, like Mick Dundee

War Man wrote:
Flecco wrote:
War Man wrote:
To those who watched the movie(or read the book), what exactly kind of sucking did he perform? He is a vampire after all, so he has more options than a human does.
wat

You mean the wanker kid or the dude in the book? If you mean the dude in the book/movie it features these pussyfooting vampires that don't suck human blood.
The boy in the book/movie.

As said, wanker pussyfooting vamp who doesn't suck blood from humans/turn people into vampires unless they are chronically ill.

Basically a vampire with all the awesome vampire character traits removed and replaced with an emo rich kid.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-29 16:30:58

#34

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6876|Boulder, CO

Flecco wrote:
War Man wrote:
Flecco wrote:

wat

You mean the wanker kid or the dude in the book? If you mean the dude in the book/movie it features these pussyfooting vampires that don't suck human blood.
The boy in the book/movie.
As said, wanker pussyfooting vamp who doesn't suck blood from humans/turn people into vampires unless they are chronically ill.

Basically a vampire with all the awesome vampire character traits removed and replaced with an emo rich kid.

But...its the saditistic evil dick nature of vampires that makes them entertaining .

2009-03-29 16:54:26

#35

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7094|NT, like Mick Dundee

Noobeater wrote:
Flecco wrote:
War Man wrote:

The boy in the book/movie.
As said, wanker pussyfooting vamp who doesn't suck blood from humans/turn people into vampires unless they are chronically ill.

Basically a vampire with all the awesome vampire character traits removed and replaced with an emo rich kid.
But...its the saditistic evil dick nature of vampires that makes them entertaining .

Nah m8 to make a vamp appealing for a chick to fall in love with he has to have that shit removed, replaced with a kind of dangerous edginess that is obviously fake and emo sensitivity.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-29 17:04:29

#36

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|7079|Keyboard

War Man wrote:
To those who watched the movie(or read the book), what exactly kind of sucking did he perform? He is a vampire after all, so he has more options than a human does.

Read it first, then go read any Anne Rice vampire book and you´ll notice the difference.

P.S. Rice´s vampires are homos though but nonetheless they go berserk to humans

Last edited by Yaocelotl (2009-03-29 17:04:58)

2009-03-29 17:07:54

#37

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6582|what

Anne Rice?

Fuck sake.

Read Bram Stokers Dracula or watch that movie and shit brix. It has Keanu Reeves!!! Gary Fuckin' Oldman!!! Winona Ryder. Anthony Hopkins. And Robin Hood: Cary Elwes. Not enough? It even has the hot french chick from the Matrix: Monica Bellucci!

2009-03-29 17:17:01

#38

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7143|Purplicious Wisconsin

Monica Bellucci is italian

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-03-29 17:18:41

#39

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6582|what

She's french in the Matrix, jerk.

Next you'll tell me Cary Elwes isn't really Robin Hood.

https://saw.ugo.com/images/traps/cary-elwes-robin-hood.jpg

Last edited by AussieReaper (2009-03-29 17:20:29)

2009-03-29 17:22:37

#40

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7143|Purplicious Wisconsin

AussieReaper wrote:
She's french in the Matrix

Oh, well I didn't see the matrix so sorry for my ignorance.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-03-29 17:24:40

#41

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6428|Vortex Ring State

I have 1 very pointed canine, but I don't go around biting people.

2009-03-29 17:26:01

#42

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6582|what

War Man wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
She's french in the Matrix
Oh, well I didn't see the matrix so sorry for my ignorance.

Yes you have.

The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

2009-03-29 17:26:38

#43

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6899

Shitty book franchise with even shittier film remake allegedly captivates the simple scum of society and causes an over-rated annoying as fuck 'literary' trend; Uzique blames 'Twilight' movie.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-03-29 17:27:26)

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2009-03-29 17:31:32

#44

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6428|Vortex Ring State

Uzique wrote:
Shitty book franchise with even shittier film remake allegedly captivates the simple scum of society and causes an over-rated annoying as fuck 'literary' trend; Uzique blames 'Twilight' movie.

Girls are the simple scum of society?

2009-03-29 17:35:52

#45

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6899

Yeah of course, that's why they are kept strictly to kitchens, nurseries and healthcare/socialcare. Battery hens. Simple-minded shit like this gets teenage girls in a big orgasmo-flutter and gives them a distraction away from focusing on the inevitable fate that they will suffer at the mercy of the dominant sex, and elder-women (or dare I say it, disgraced members of the male species) find it readable/watchable because they think that by being in the know about contemporary hype-wagons they will somehow remain relevant or keep a modicum of sophistication. Sadly they fail on all accounts; reading Twilight is the 21st century version of wearing a Star of David on your sleeve during 1940's Germany... only it's even more efficient.

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2009-03-29 17:37:53

#46

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7094|NT, like Mick Dundee

Christ Uzique m8 create and stand for election to the office of President of the Western World or something.

If ever the 451 degrees Fahrenheit treatment was deserved, it is Twilight.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-29 17:59:51

#47

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6428|Vortex Ring State

Twilight is one shitty-ass book though. I stopped after page 5.

2009-03-29 18:02:37

#48

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6899

I finished with it after I was done wiping my arse.

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