FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6929|so randum
Post up the internets joke attempts.

Wikipedias is

wiki wrote:

News

# Following months of economic uncertainty, Ireland's Taoiseach, Brian Cowen (pictured) is seen publicly naked in Dublin.
# Henry Allingham of the United Kingdom credits cigarettes, whisky and wild women for his seemingly impossible immortality.
# A newspaper discovers that pay-per-view porn is amongst a number of unusual things being purchased by British MPs on their claimed expenses.
lol'd

On this day

# 1293 – Robert Winchelsey left England for Rome to be consecrated by the Pope, only to find that there was none.
# 1572 – Spanish general and governor Fernando Álvarez de Toledo, 3rd Duke of Alba (pictured) lost his glasses in the town of Brielle, enabling sea beggars to gain the first foothold on what would become the Dutch Republic.
# 1918 – The British Armed Forces started to grant personnel the power to fly.
# 1970 – The first of over 670,000 gremlins were released into North America to crush foreign imported machines.
# 1979 – The people of Iran overwhelmingly approved a national referendum to renovate their government buildings.
# 2006 – As mandated by a 2005 Act of the British Parliament, several British policing agencies joined together to become very serious.
And Google has their traditional effort up

Post 'em

Last edited by FatherTed (2009-04-01 00:32:55)

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6581|what

Google's attemp was sneakily published a min before April 1.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6217|Catherine Black
I told my dad my girlfriend was pregnant. He didn't laugh much.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
TheDonkey
Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt
+163|6146|Vancouver, BC, Canada
The 'leader' of a different forum I went to claimed that although he's Canadian, he went on a trip to the States, and because of some obscure law, and the fact that MANY people on said forum post Prerelease secrets on upcoming phones, he was actually going to jail.

Yeah, totally fell for it till someone asked me to tell them the date...
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7179
BBC has a video on their home page about a Shark-Whale
tupla_s
.
+455|7021|Finland
Youtube's player and text is upside down
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7179
The CADIE website has live message posting, so should get your abuse in fast before they get pulled up about it!
thraSK
Best ___ in Aus
+57|6411
The best thing about the facts on wiki is that they appear to be genuine
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7060|Finland

Lol Toro Rosso

http://www.scuderiatororosso.com/Season … g-Circuit/

https://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7349/kers480.jpg

In the interests of maximising car reliability in the high temperatures and humidity usually encountered in Malaysia, the KERS systems will not actually use the recovered energy to boost engine power in the usual fashion. Instead, the teams plan to use KERS as a sophisticated DCA (Driver Cooling Aid.)
I need around tree fiddy.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6701
https://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj146/Metal-Eater-GR/IMG_0431.jpg
lol...
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7195|UK
A HL2 modding forum interlopers.net that I visit became this awesome site:

http://www.fancyacuppa.net/
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7239|Nårvei

Facebook funnies: Barack Obama (Washington, DC) has confirmed you as his fourth cousin once removed on We're Related
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
[HOF]Mercenary
o_O
+53|6607
www.xfire.com

HFire
Gaming HOFFIFIED
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6658|NSW, Australia

there was a radio thing on, some girl rang up, said her boss called her and sayed she was fired, (as a joke) she went nuts and abused the shit out of him and ended up actually getting fired lol!!!

also, a girl was saying he friend was pregnant at school, and she actually was lolol, noone knew
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7050|London, England
i hate this day
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6892|Tyne & Wear, England
Alan Shearer becomes Newcastle manager.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6902|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Umm. So is the Onion going to post real news today?
Amdi Peter
peut-être
+111|5977|paris

Mekstizzle wrote:

i hate this day
justice
OctoPoster
+978|7170|OctoLand
Virgin atlantics version:

Virgin wrote:

Red Hot, Hot, Hot - Virgin Atlantic Announces Daily Service To Chile

Virgin Atlantic Airways today announced that it plans to launch a spicy non-stop service between London Heathrow and Chile. The capital, Santiago will become Virgin Atlantic's 31st destination worldwide and the gateway to South America; as the world’s leading long haul airline celebrates its ‘red-hot’ 25th birthday this year.

New, additional services onboard the service will include: Spanish-speaking cabin crew and a dedicated South American menu with Chilli Con Carne and selection of Chilean wines. Premium Economy and Upper Class passengers will also receive an exclusive red hot amenity kit with after dinner mints to soothe after the spicy meal. In addition to the popular sleep suit, Upper Class passengers will receive a red fleece in case they get chilly on arrival.

The onboard bar in the award winning Virgin Atlantic Upper Class cabin, which includes the longest fully flat bed in business class, will serve Chilli Margaritas in celebration of the new service.

Hal Apeno, Virgin Atlantic’s new country manager for Chile, added:

“Chile is truly red hot and will really set you jumping. It’s the perfect place to add as our next destination to help mark our 25 years of flying. ”

Virgin Atlantic operates to 30 destinations worldwide and has carried over 65m passengers since its inaugural flight to Newark on the 22nd June 1984.
I know fucking karate
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7050|London, England

justice wrote:

Virgin atlantics version:

Virgin wrote:

Red Hot, Hot, Hot - Virgin Atlantic Announces Daily Service To Chile

Virgin Atlantic Airways today announced that it plans to launch a spicy non-stop service between London Heathrow and Chile. The capital, Santiago will become Virgin Atlantic's 31st destination worldwide and the gateway to South America; as the world’s leading long haul airline celebrates its ‘red-hot’ 25th birthday this year.

New, additional services onboard the service will include: Spanish-speaking cabin crew and a dedicated South American menu with Chilli Con Carne and selection of Chilean wines. Premium Economy and Upper Class passengers will also receive an exclusive red hot amenity kit with after dinner mints to soothe after the spicy meal. In addition to the popular sleep suit, Upper Class passengers will receive a red fleece in case they get chilly on arrival.

The onboard bar in the award winning Virgin Atlantic Upper Class cabin, which includes the longest fully flat bed in business class, will serve Chilli Margaritas in celebration of the new service.

Hal Apeno, Virgin Atlantic’s new country manager for Chile, added:

“Chile is truly red hot and will really set you jumping. It’s the perfect place to add as our next destination to help mark our 25 years of flying. ”

Virgin Atlantic operates to 30 destinations worldwide and has carried over 65m passengers since its inaugural flight to Newark on the 22nd June 1984.
That just takes the piss out of Chile, to say that they would only be considered a destination as a god damn Aprils Fools joke
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6994|Area 51

tupla_s wrote:

Youtube's player and text is upside down
LOL!
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6899

Mekstizzle wrote:

justice wrote:

Virgin atlantics version:

Virgin wrote:

Red Hot, Hot, Hot - Virgin Atlantic Announces Daily Service To Chile

Virgin Atlantic Airways today announced that it plans to launch a spicy non-stop service between London Heathrow and Chile. The capital, Santiago will become Virgin Atlantic's 31st destination worldwide and the gateway to South America; as the world’s leading long haul airline celebrates its ‘red-hot’ 25th birthday this year.

New, additional services onboard the service will include: Spanish-speaking cabin crew and a dedicated South American menu with Chilli Con Carne and selection of Chilean wines. Premium Economy and Upper Class passengers will also receive an exclusive red hot amenity kit with after dinner mints to soothe after the spicy meal. In addition to the popular sleep suit, Upper Class passengers will receive a red fleece in case they get chilly on arrival.

The onboard bar in the award winning Virgin Atlantic Upper Class cabin, which includes the longest fully flat bed in business class, will serve Chilli Margaritas in celebration of the new service.

Hal Apeno, Virgin Atlantic’s new country manager for Chile, added:

“Chile is truly red hot and will really set you jumping. It’s the perfect place to add as our next destination to help mark our 25 years of flying. ”

Virgin Atlantic operates to 30 destinations worldwide and has carried over 65m passengers since its inaugural flight to Newark on the 22nd June 1984.
That just takes the piss out of Chile, to say that they would only be considered a destination as a god damn Aprils Fools joke
And it has no comedy value whatsoever, the office screw responsible for writing that clearly didn't make it into the Footlights.

"Lol... Chile...chili... red hot... margerita... HAHAHAH".

No.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6781|Troy, New York

Finray wrote:

I told my dad my girlfriend was pregnant. He didn't laugh much.
probably just realized it was impossible.
[HOF]Mercenary
o_O
+53|6607

[HOF]Mercenary wrote:

www.xfire.com

HFire
Gaming HOFFIFIED
In addition, they changed all the X-fire videos to Hasselhoff stuff, mad lulz
Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5991|Stoke, England
Anyone hear Radio 1 this morning?

Told people if they rang up they'd let them know which petrol stations near them are giving petrol/diesel away for half price

Was funny

What day is it today?

uuummm Wednesday ?

Anything else?

April 1st i dunno

anything special happening on this day?

oooooooooooo april fools day /hangs up


Thanks for reading - Phil

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