Morning routine.

2009-04-01 16:26:44

#51

TrashBlinD: french canadians suck; +135|7071|can

Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to corporate
Approve memos
Read a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct work-flow
My own bathroom
Micro-manage
Promote synergy
Hit on Deborah
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Harassment Lawsuit
No Promotion
5th of vodka
Shit on Deborah's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
Pussy out
Puke on Deborah's desk
Jump out the windows
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash my car
Suck my own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck his brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians

2009-04-01 16:27:31

#52

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7121

TrashBlinD wrote:
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to corporate
Approve memos
Read a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct work-flow
My own bathroom
Micro-manage
Promote synergy
Hit on Deborah
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Harassment Lawsuit
No Promotion
5th of vodka
Shit on Deborah's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
Pussy out
Puke on Deborah's desk
Jump out the windows
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash my car
Suck my own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck his brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians

I like your style.

x

2009-04-01 16:28:37

#53

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5971|Toronto

TrashBlinD wrote:
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to corporate
Approve memos
Read a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct work-flow
My own bathroom
Micro-manage
Promote synergy
Hit on Deborah
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Harassment Lawsuit
No Promotion
5th of vodka
Shit on Deborah's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
Pussy out
Puke on Deborah's desk
Jump out the windows
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash my car
Suck my own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck his brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians

You easily could have summarized that as "drop acid".

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-04-01 16:28:44

#54

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6740

6:45 wake up (most of the time)
6:50-7:00 shower
7:10 get out of shower
7:15 get dressed
7:20 eat
7:25 make lunch
7:28 brush teeth
7:30-7:40 leave for school
8:00 class starts

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2009-04-01 17:19:20

#55

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7093|NT, like Mick Dundee

Superior Mind wrote:
On my shittiest day.

7:15: My fucking alarm clock radio turns on.
7:16: The hot shower pissed me off because it's too hot.
7:16:30: The water temperature is good now.
7:23: Get the fuck out of the shower and dry my wet balls with a towel.
7:24: Get the fuck the dressed while watching the news.
7:40: Eat breakfast and watch more news.
8:00: Get all my work and books together. Figure out what I have to read on the train because I was too busy watching tv the night before.
8:20: Walk to train station.
8:33: Get on the fucking R train. Then do various transfers.
9:22: Arrive at school.
9:45: Class starts. Fuck.

Overuse of the word fuck. Expand your vocabulary.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-01 17:21:47

#56

icecold2510: Member; +31|6722

Wake up
Shower
Eat while Checking Bf2s/yahoo
brush teeth
school

2009-04-01 17:22:27

#57

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7121

Flecco wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
On my shittiest day.

7:15: My fucking alarm clock radio turns on.
7:16: The hot shower pissed me off because it's too hot.
7:16:30: The water temperature is good now.
7:23: Get the fuck out of the shower and dry my wet balls with a towel.
7:24: Get the fuck the dressed while watching the news.
7:40: Eat breakfast and watch more news.
8:00: Get all my work and books together. Figure out what I have to read on the train because I was too busy watching tv the night before.
8:20: Walk to train station.
8:33: Get on the fucking R train. Then do various transfers.
9:22: Arrive at school.
9:45: Class starts. Fuck.
Overuse of the word fuck. Expand your vocabulary.

That's how I feel in the morning. I have a very expansive vocabulary, but I don't use words for the sake of using them. There is reasoning behind my word choice.

x

2009-04-01 18:33:57

#58

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7093|NT, like Mick Dundee

Superior Mind wrote:
Flecco wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
On my shittiest day.

7:15: My fucking alarm clock radio turns on.
7:16: The hot shower pissed me off because it's too hot.
7:16:30: The water temperature is good now.
7:23: Get the fuck out of the shower and dry my wet balls with a towel.
7:24: Get the fuck the dressed while watching the news.
7:40: Eat breakfast and watch more news.
8:00: Get all my work and books together. Figure out what I have to read on the train because I was too busy watching tv the night before.
8:20: Walk to train station.
8:33: Get on the fucking R train. Then do various transfers.
9:22: Arrive at school.
9:45: Class starts. Fuck.
Overuse of the word fuck. Expand your vocabulary.
That's how I feel in the morning. I have a very expansive vocabulary, but I don't use words for the sake of using them. There is reasoning behind my word choice.

Visit the NT.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-01 18:45:05

#59

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7121

Flecco wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Flecco wrote:

Overuse of the word fuck. Expand your vocabulary.
That's how I feel in the morning. I have a very expansive vocabulary, but I don't use words for the sake of using them. There is reasoning behind my word choice.
Visit the NT.

Why, is it nice or will I be even more pissed?

x

2009-04-01 19:09:14

#60

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7061

6:50 - Wake Up
6:52 - Get in shower (brush teeth, body wash, facial wash, hair wash)
7:15 - Exit shower, dry myself, apply deoderant, q-tip ears, take iron pill, apply facial cream.
7:20 - Get ready (Underwear, undershirt, nice pair of jeans + t shirt + jacket)
7:30 - News
7:40 - Apply hand cream, put on 5 puffs of Versace Blue Jeans cologne.
7:50 - Go to school

2009-04-01 19:14:22

#61

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7093|NT, like Mick Dundee

Superior Mind wrote:
Flecco wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:

That's how I feel in the morning. I have a very expansive vocabulary, but I don't use words for the sake of using them. There is reasoning behind my word choice.
Visit the NT.
Why, is it nice or will I be even more pissed?

We'll teach you to swear all the time no matter what social situation you are in.

Swearing is acceptable even in the NT's Parliament.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-01 19:16:36

#62

The_Sniper_NM: Official EVGA Fanboy; +94|6542|SC | USA |

7:00 Wake Up
7:01-7:30 In and out of sleep, getting out of bed at 7:30 realizing I'm late.
7:31-7:36 Shower
7:36-7:40 Get dressed, brush, pack shit for school
7:41-7:45 Eat, get shit in car, get in car
7:46-7:57 Drive to school
In class at 8:00.

Meh.

Edit: Oh yeah forgot "Delayed Start Wednesdays" Some bullshit meeting for the teachers, those who drive to school have to be there by 9:00.

Exactly the same except extend snooze period to 8:30.
Add an hour to each time.
In class at 9:00.

Last edited by The_Sniper_NM (2009-04-01 19:20:04)

2009-04-01 19:18:52

#63

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7121

Flecco wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Flecco wrote:

Visit the NT.
Why, is it nice or will I be even more pissed?
We'll teach you to swear all the time no matter what social situation you are in.

Swearing is acceptable even in the NT's Parliament.

Sounds like a smashing good time.

x

2009-04-01 19:19:44

#64

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7061

Pochsy wrote:
The_Sniper_NM wrote:
7:46-7:57 Drive to school
Meh.
3 minute drive to school? Walk fat-ass.

Silly Pochsy, it's an 11 minute drive!

Anyways, I'm off to sleep, i have a Lit test tmrw

Pochsy you deleted your post, but i saw it

Last edited by Gooners (2009-04-01 19:20:14)

2009-04-01 19:29:21

#65

Defiance: Member; +438|7099

Wake up at 5:30.
Shower.
Dress.
Eat.
Clean teeth/comb/etc.
Leave for class at 6:30. (Well, 6:15 actually.. can't be late )

Last edited by Defiance (2009-04-01 19:29:56)

2009-04-01 19:38:45

#66

The_Sniper_NM: Official EVGA Fanboy; +94|6542|SC | USA |

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2009-04-02 00:55:25

#67

Phxbravo: Member; +11|6156|Phoenix, arizona

wake up
tell myself why i drink(feel like shit)
take a leak, slower,get dress
check email bf2s and azbmw
start driving to work
get there and tell myself that this blows
get off and go out drinking or play beerpong!

2009-04-02 01:21:54

#68

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6577|'straya

Flecco wrote:
Little BaBy JESUS wrote:
Holiday.
Wake up
regret how much I drank last night
try to recall what happened last night
walk home.

.... pretty much it....
You wake up in the morning after experiences like that?

Generally I don't unless woken up by somebody/something else.

Getting woken by mates from work who were doing the weekend shift honking a horn and kicking me awake after passing out in a park near the jobsite...

haha usually i'm the one working.

2009-04-02 01:36:39

#69

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6176|Croatia

wake up
take a piss
wash my face
brush teeth
put on contact lens

2009-04-02 04:53:26

#70

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7078

Flecco wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Flecco wrote:

Visit the NT.
Why, is it nice or will I be even more pissed?
We'll teach you to swear all the time no matter what social situation you are in.

Swearing is acceptable even in the NT's Parliament.

Just vary usage of "fuck" and "fucking" with "cunt" and "cunting". That's what I do anyway, it shows people I have an impressive vocabulary.

2009-04-02 04:56:41

#71

FrankieSpankie3388: Hockey Nut; +243|6959|Boston, MA

If I have class:

Alarm goes off - listen to radio
Eat quick breakfast
Shower
Go to class

Day off:

Wake up
Turn computer on
Turn TV on
Do stuff online while watching TV

Work:

Alarm/Wake up
Shower
Grab some fruit
Go to work while eating fruit.

2009-04-02 04:58:02

#72

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7102|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Wake up (sometimes before alarm)
Touch my gf, might be her back, could be her arse, could be her thighs, but never her chuff
Watch local news and then sports news on The Bbc
Downstairs, kettle on, have a fag, make n drink coffee, have another fag
Might take kids to school, might just come straight here to work but very rarely do I do any of this by a set time or on a schedule.

2009-04-02 06:15:24

#73

BVC: Member; +325|7124

Times are currently unspecified due to present lack of employment.

Wake up
Take a piss
Have a shower
Make a coffee/tea
Have breakfast - anything from cereal, toast, toast w/tuna, fruit, last nights leftovers
Coffee
Turn on computer
Coffee
Check email
Coffee
Look for work online
Coffee
Other computer stuff
Coffee

Last edited by Pubic (2009-04-02 06:17:46)

2009-04-02 06:53:03

#74

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7194|Cambridge (UK)

sleep.
wake up.
get up.
wash/crap/piss/whatever's required.
eat food.
sup tea.
smoke.
do stuff for some amount of time.
maybe eat/drink/smoke some more.
go back to bed.
repeat from start.

oh and take pills at regular intervals during all that.

(also, what is this 'morning' you speak of?)

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2009-04-02 06:53:51)

2009-04-02 07:18:44

#75

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7171|Reality

Wake up
Have sex
Go home
Have sex
Shower
Shave
Eat
Work

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