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Got a spam email " "On-line airfills are finally here.  This way you can get your gases from the comfort of home or your favorite dive site.  All you need to get started is a computer (got it), high pressure USB to Yoke or DIN hose fill whip and a credit card.   Firewire 800 will be available for a slightly higher rate to give you really fast, hot fills.  Just connect the cable to your computer and scuba tank, select your fill pressure and your gas of choice. And then press “Gas Me.” You can get hydrocarbon-free air, any Nitrox mix, oxygen, TriMix, argon and laughing gas.  Certification is not required.  The downside is that your local dive stores will be put out of business."

"The world's longest bridge will be criss-crossing the entire 118-mile width of Lake Michigan.  As part of the Economic Stimulus Act, the federal government along with the states of Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan and Indiana will be building of the Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana (IMWI) Bridge, which will help business and tourism alike.  This giant engineering project which has a budget of 112.35 trillion dollars, will employ tens of thousands of people during the eight years of construction. Forseeable delays and cost overruns are expected to quadruple these numbers.  The number of permanent jobs is expected to be 4109.   Debris from the project will be carefully dumped into Lake Michigan to create artificial reefs.  These reefs are expected to attract zebra mussels, quagga mussels, round gobies, fishermen and scuba divers.  The Lake Michigan Federation and Salmon Unlimited will work together to add salmon to the lake.   There will be a food and gas Oasis at each entrance ramp and halfway across the bridge.  Scenic overlooks will be placed near downtown Milwaukee, Chicago and beautiful Gary, Indiana.  According to David Coho, “both functionality and recreational pursuits will be achieved with this pork barrel project. A little more pollution can’t hurt that badly.” 

"DUI, the drysuit company has shown again that they have listened to divers requests.  Their new drysuit underwear is much sexier than any they have produced in the past.  Designed for women by men, the sleek lines and comfortable fabric are as beautiful to look at as it is warm.  Created of their new patented SuperSilk®, this divers' underwear is designed to wear under your drysuit, lounging at home or anyplace where both warmth and good looks are desired. The female staff of DUI is currently working on the men's version. Your input is welcomed."

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