Im not the biggest Eastenders fan but I watch it most of the time as the Mrs has it on the tv, and fair play its good.
However, its a dangerous place to live. You have this Garden Sqaure thing with railings around it and its surrounded by a road which obviously leads off in different directions.
Yet again last night for the umpteenth time (oh fucking yeah, what a word that is) a young soul lost their life. This time Danielle.
Again an actor/actress who can't act falls victim to a car accident. This time she wasn't in it. We watch for months on end thinking, 'Whens this cunt going to learn to act' and just as they get the grip of their paid profession 'booomph', over the bonnet, over the roof and slap onto the tarmac. 'Brown fucking Bread' as they say in the eastend (am I right Mek?)
So, join me and lets get a petition for speed ramps to be built in fictional Walford, because before you know it another crappy actor will get employed and they will also cop it.
The two sisters Roxy and foxy, or whatever they are called remind me of my Mrs and her sister, my Mrs being the Samantha j anus one, yeah Im a lucky boy. Id still lob it up Stacey though, she's wearing black looking upset, not the one wearing a suit, thats 'facking genieeeen'.
So far I can think of Danielle, Kevin, Jamie, and im sure there are more who have fallen victim to the car accident. Max your a lucky boy same for you Sean, Ian Beale and Son (Sure that will be a buisness one day), Phil Mitchel his son Deaf gay Ben. They must be loaded, they never eat at home, its either in the Cafe and then off down the 'Vic' for a few beers and a row. Even so, Insurance must be sky fucking high. id be afraid to go out on foot.
When will the residents learn? How they do it baffles me. They rip around screeching their tyres, some poor cunt walks into the road like a baffled chicken in a joke and transform into a startled rabbit. Last night the 'stupid cahhh' heard the car, looked into the headlights and we all waited for 10 seconds before the inevitable happened. Was a Red Alpha Romeo that the car lot had been struggling to sell for a week, not even a cute Ginga kid could help flog it.
Genieeen, left the car lot in day light off to the park, she returns 10 minutes later and its pitch black and is ripping up the square in only a way Lewis Frigging Hamilton could, I think they put their clocks forwards or backwards an hour last night rather than last Sunday.
I apologise to all non uk'ers cos yet again your thinking,'wtf is he on about now'? But this is Eastenders and its serious fucking buisness.
However, its a dangerous place to live. You have this Garden Sqaure thing with railings around it and its surrounded by a road which obviously leads off in different directions.
Yet again last night for the umpteenth time (oh fucking yeah, what a word that is) a young soul lost their life. This time Danielle.
Again an actor/actress who can't act falls victim to a car accident. This time she wasn't in it. We watch for months on end thinking, 'Whens this cunt going to learn to act' and just as they get the grip of their paid profession 'booomph', over the bonnet, over the roof and slap onto the tarmac. 'Brown fucking Bread' as they say in the eastend (am I right Mek?)
So, join me and lets get a petition for speed ramps to be built in fictional Walford, because before you know it another crappy actor will get employed and they will also cop it.
The two sisters Roxy and foxy, or whatever they are called remind me of my Mrs and her sister, my Mrs being the Samantha j anus one, yeah Im a lucky boy. Id still lob it up Stacey though, she's wearing black looking upset, not the one wearing a suit, thats 'facking genieeeen'.
So far I can think of Danielle, Kevin, Jamie, and im sure there are more who have fallen victim to the car accident. Max your a lucky boy same for you Sean, Ian Beale and Son (Sure that will be a buisness one day), Phil Mitchel his son Deaf gay Ben. They must be loaded, they never eat at home, its either in the Cafe and then off down the 'Vic' for a few beers and a row. Even so, Insurance must be sky fucking high. id be afraid to go out on foot.
When will the residents learn? How they do it baffles me. They rip around screeching their tyres, some poor cunt walks into the road like a baffled chicken in a joke and transform into a startled rabbit. Last night the 'stupid cahhh' heard the car, looked into the headlights and we all waited for 10 seconds before the inevitable happened. Was a Red Alpha Romeo that the car lot had been struggling to sell for a week, not even a cute Ginga kid could help flog it.
Genieeen, left the car lot in day light off to the park, she returns 10 minutes later and its pitch black and is ripping up the square in only a way Lewis Frigging Hamilton could, I think they put their clocks forwards or backwards an hour last night rather than last Sunday.
I apologise to all non uk'ers cos yet again your thinking,'wtf is he on about now'? But this is Eastenders and its serious fucking buisness.
