FatherTed
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ahahhahahhahahahahha

BBC wrote:

An 87-year-old Cornish woman was rescued by police five miles from home when her mobility scooter sped off out of control.

Eileen Bishop, from Perranporth, and her husband Anthony were on their way to church when, he said, she "disappeared off the radar".

Officers later found her heading along the A3075 towards Newquay.
https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45632000/jpg/_45632881_scooterstill226.jpg

Mr Bishop said the incident began when he and his wife set off for St Michael's church.

He said the scooter, which "hadn't been going that well", was set to three-quarters speed.

"Suddenly she passed me at full tilt," Mr Bishop said.

"I shouted after her but she is a bit deaf. I couldn't chase her as I've had a triple heart bypass.
Exciting stuff

Officers found Mrs Bishop after a motorist reported a mobility scooter "swerving" across the road near Pendown Cross, five miles away.

Mrs Bishop said she was not sure how she got separated from her husband.

"I just lost him. I was half asleep to tell you the truth," she explained.

It took PCSO Michael Ginnelly an hour to drive the scooter back to Perranporth.

"I think Mrs Bishop just gripped the controls and went too fast and held on for dear life," he told BBC News.
I'll say again;

ahahhahahhahahahahha


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Always raining and foggy
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jsnipy
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i lol'd
King_County_Downy
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Nice
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This thread didn't get enough recognition.
Ioan92
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I lol'd

And this thread made me lol too

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Oh thats fucking classic I can picture it now.  Do we know if she was lobbing Green Shells, Red Shells and Banana's on the A3075?

Glad this was bumped, cheered me right up, thanks
elite.mafia
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lmfao granny dropped a ls1 in her scooter!
Adams_BJ
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I had the biggest grin on my face the whole time.
FatherTed
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someone shoop her face onto that vtec pic
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Vilham
Say wat!?
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bwhahahah
Doctor Strangelove
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I will gut you like a Cornish game hen

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