how do I waterboard myself

2009-04-04 20:38:11

#1

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6093|College Park, MD

I'm so bored that even waterboarding seems like a better way to pass time than sit on this fucking computer.

Anyone else wishing they were in Gitmo right now out of sheer boredom?

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2009-04-04 20:39:59

#2

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6921|Global Command

No, I get to read reports about threads, like this one.

Try standing on your head and packing sand in your butt.

Works for me every time.

2009-04-04 20:41:34

#3

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6093|College Park, MD

don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2009-04-04 20:42:28)

2009-04-04 20:42:21

#4

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6917|South Florida

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

HoW DARE YOU CALL MY ALEX A DICK!!!!!!!!

EAT ME

<3

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-04 20:43:34

#5

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6544|what

Waterboarding is a form of torture. It consists of immobilising the victim on his or her back with the head inclined downwards, and then pouring water over the face and into the breathing passages.

Do you have a watering can?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Waterboard3-small.jpg

2009-04-04 20:43:41

#6

Stimey: +786|6512|Ontario | Canada

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report any thread anyway

2009-04-04 20:43:47

#7

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6892|so randum

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway

i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-04 20:44:45

#8

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6093|College Park, MD

FatherTed wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway
i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.

wow somebody has a fucking white hot iron rod up their urethra

2009-04-04 20:44:55

#9

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6544|what

FatherTed wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway
i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.

Ban mitch, not hurricanes threads.

2009-04-04 20:46:33

#10

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6929|Long Island, New York

AussieReaper wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway
i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.
Ban mitch, not hurricanes threads.

this

he also uses my vocabulary now

i kinda lol'd

2009-04-04 20:47:04

#11

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6892|so randum

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway
i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.
wow somebody has a fucking white hot iron rod up their urethra

blame mitch. and lack of tobacco. and whats starting to feel like insomnia.and mitch.mostly mitch

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-04 20:47:42

#12

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6917|South Florida

AussieReaper wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway
i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.
Ban mitch, not hurricanes threads.

bf2s couldnt survive w/o mitch

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-04 20:48:22

#13

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6892|so randum

Mitch wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.
Ban mitch, not hurricanes threads.
bf2s couldnt survive w/o mitch

can we test that theory?

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-04 20:49:01

#14

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6917|South Florida

FatherTed wrote:
Mitch wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:

Ban mitch, not hurricanes threads.
bf2s couldnt survive w/o mitch
can we test that theory?

no sorry no need for testing.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-04 20:59:38

#15

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6860

Mitch wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Mitch wrote:

bf2s couldnt survive w/o mitch
can we test that theory?
no sorry no need for testing.

How can we be sure without testing?

Lets test it.

2009-04-04 21:01:34

#16

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6090

NooBesT wrote:
Mitch wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

can we test that theory?
no sorry no need for testing.
How can we be sure without testing?

Lets test it.

Tbh.

2009-04-04 21:06:02

#17

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6917|South Florida

12/f/taiwan wrote:
NooBesT wrote:
Mitch wrote:

no sorry no need for testing.
How can we be sure without testing?

Lets test it.
Tbh.

No really m8, its ok.

We'll simulate it on a small scale first.

K im leaving

K im back

See, things went fine.

No need for a large scale test

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-04-04 21:06:55

#18

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7134|London

FatherTed wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway
i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.

Is there an 'official' im waterbored?

:'( im so sorry everyone

2009-04-04 21:22:24

#19

Defiance: Member; +438|7063

I'm not so bored as to attempt self torture, but I'm half tempted to reactivate my WoW account. =\

Edit: OR EVE! Just some MMO to kill time.

Last edited by Defiance (2009-04-04 21:22:38)

2009-04-04 22:37:54

#20

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7084

Dauntless wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
don't be a dick

who the fuck would report this anyway
i did. theres an 'official' im bored thread somewhere, cba searching it. its 20 to 5 in the morning, i cant sleep and im getting pissy. and mitch keeps making stupid threads.
Is there an 'official' im waterbored?

:'( im so sorry everyone

Classic.

x

2009-04-04 22:47:56

#21

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6992|132 and Bush

Stop putting needless empty space in your post. It's annoying.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2009-04-04 22:49:11

#22

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5977

You could pay an escort to do it for you, or you could go to some S&M message boards and you can find someone to do it for free.

2010-12-02 16:01:10

#23

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6090

no more mr nice guy

2010-12-02 16:03:44

#24

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,745|7129|Cinncinatti

no more mitch

2010-12-02 16:09:14

#25

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6353|Places 'n such

inb4close

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

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