A bit of a rant here but I'm convinced major clothing companies think you are retarded.
Instead of going out to the mall and go shopping, I've had such a long ass day I've decided to just buy clothes online. First stop Ecko clothing.
Cloth designs are fine a bit too overly complex for my taste at times but I do like their simpler stuff. I also saw a hoodie I must have. Even though it is spring and summer is coming I'm still always cold and I need a new hoodie. The thing that pisses me off about Ecko though are their clothing descriptions, it's like they are marketing to retards.
Finally picked a few shirts to go with my hoodie and ordered.
I then decided to go to the RocaWear website and see what they had to offer, nothing caught my eye really but I have to admit the website was well designed and the product descriptions were reasonable but I was kinda turned off by the fact that their main model was albino.
Then went to the SeanJohn website and had to close it after a second. Why the fuck would you play music on your shopping website? It doesn't create mood it gives me a damn headache as I bow down and give you all my damn money for your clothes with your name on it made by Chinese children.
Finally I went to the Hollister website. I've never wore Hollister ever before but I was just curious. Hollister front page had a white guy with a stupid look on his face and his shirt open. "Ok" I thought "maybe when I click on the 'Dudes' section I will no longer see this half naked man" but no. Now the same damn guy without his shirt and a damn surfboard. That very second I put my laptop down and screamed into a pillow. If I'm going to buy clothes from you, don't make me question my sexuality, or at least put a half naked woman with that guy to make me feel like maybe I'll get that half naked woman if I buy your clothes.
I hate going to Jersey City to go to the damn Newport Mall and either pay expensive parking in the damn lot or park someplace around the mall and hope my car doesn't get damaged by some stupid Jersey kid or go on the damn lightrail full of either 17 year olds who want to party in Hoboken or black kids coming from JC to steal bikes in Bayonne. So I'll try online shopping once and I have to say I very much think that Marc Ecko, who ever owns Hollister, and Sean John thinks I'm too stupid to buy clothes without either silly descriptions, shitty music, or sexually appealing half naked males.
I just had to say that.
Instead of going out to the mall and go shopping, I've had such a long ass day I've decided to just buy clothes online. First stop Ecko clothing.
Cloth designs are fine a bit too overly complex for my taste at times but I do like their simpler stuff. I also saw a hoodie I must have. Even though it is spring and summer is coming I'm still always cold and I need a new hoodie. The thing that pisses me off about Ecko though are their clothing descriptions, it's like they are marketing to retards.
Just a few, didn't buy any of them based on the description alone pissed me enough that everytime I wear the damn shirt I'm going to prove Marc Ecko marketing team right.Ecko wrote:
Insane in the membrane. This tee is guaranteed to generate attention with skull jail screenprint with graffiti style "Overcome" and "Overturn" design. 100% cotton. Machine wash. Imported.
Read all about it...this Ecko Unltd. tee is all the rage. Iconic rhino weld design stars in the midst of Ecko logos and graffiti style art. 100% cotton. Machine wash. Imported.
Rock this rebellious tee and turn a few heads. Marc Ecko Cut & Sew does it again with a macabre skull design. 100% cotton. Machine wash. Imported.
Finally picked a few shirts to go with my hoodie and ordered.
I then decided to go to the RocaWear website and see what they had to offer, nothing caught my eye really but I have to admit the website was well designed and the product descriptions were reasonable but I was kinda turned off by the fact that their main model was albino.
Then went to the SeanJohn website and had to close it after a second. Why the fuck would you play music on your shopping website? It doesn't create mood it gives me a damn headache as I bow down and give you all my damn money for your clothes with your name on it made by Chinese children.
Finally I went to the Hollister website. I've never wore Hollister ever before but I was just curious. Hollister front page had a white guy with a stupid look on his face and his shirt open. "Ok" I thought "maybe when I click on the 'Dudes' section I will no longer see this half naked man" but no. Now the same damn guy without his shirt and a damn surfboard. That very second I put my laptop down and screamed into a pillow. If I'm going to buy clothes from you, don't make me question my sexuality, or at least put a half naked woman with that guy to make me feel like maybe I'll get that half naked woman if I buy your clothes.
I hate going to Jersey City to go to the damn Newport Mall and either pay expensive parking in the damn lot or park someplace around the mall and hope my car doesn't get damaged by some stupid Jersey kid or go on the damn lightrail full of either 17 year olds who want to party in Hoboken or black kids coming from JC to steal bikes in Bayonne. So I'll try online shopping once and I have to say I very much think that Marc Ecko, who ever owns Hollister, and Sean John thinks I'm too stupid to buy clothes without either silly descriptions, shitty music, or sexually appealing half naked males.
I just had to say that.
