Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7059|New Hampshire, USA
The following story just goes to show that some people are clearly out to mess with others and/or are not fit for normal society.

I work a double shift every saturday at my quiznos and I see a lot of stupid people, but this one takes the caek.  For the reference it is a bad idea to go buy food in the middle of a rush in any situation because all of the employees are stressed, don't want to deal with morons, and probably will not put too much effort into a sandwich.  Anyhoo it is about 2:00 and some woman in her thirties makes it to the front of a very long line and orders as follows:

Lady: "Hi, I would like two large prime rib cheese steaks and a large black angus."

Co-worker: "Ok so two prime ribs and an angus?"

Lady: "actually i just want one prime rib"

Co-worker: "ok" *makes subs*

*Gets to register after a few min.*

Co-worker: "Ok ma'am so I have the two sandwiches, anything else?"

Lady: "I ordered three sandwiches, two cheese steaks and an angus"

Co-worker: "Ok...." *interrupts me and a very long line of people to make this bitch's sandwich*

Co-worker: "Ok, I have the three sandwhiches now, anything else?"

Lady: "I only ordered two sandwiches you idiot!"

Co-worker: "Well now you have no sandwiches, please leave"


After this my manager came and threw her out.  Are people seriously this stupid? Or do they have nothing better to do?  It boggles my mind.
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Defiance
Member
+438|7099

Yeah, that's retail.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6013

Did you get to keep the sandwiches?
gnot<3
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+45|5982

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

Co-worker: "Well now you have no sandwiches, please leave"
i rofl'd, smart lady *edit* or guy, blahaahahaaaa

Last edited by gnot<3 (2009-04-04 23:01:35)

Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7059|New Hampshire, USA
Aye, we did in fact eat those sandwiches for lunch
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krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7207|Great Brown North
how do people like that survive to old age?
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7141|Purplicious Wisconsin
I just had a quizno's sub sandwich.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6740

War Man wrote:

I just had a quizno's sub sandwich.
Good story. Tell it again.

@Eagle, she'll probably end up in the Darwin book one of these years.

Last edited by ebug9 (2009-04-06 19:53:19)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6965|Long Island, New York

ebug9 wrote:

War Man wrote:

I just had a quizno's sub sandwich.
Good story. Tell it again.
this

I love retail/dealing-with-people jobs. You just have to laugh at people's stupidity.
elite.mafia
Banned
+122|6881|USA
I hate Quiznos, food is just not my favorite.
lxcpikiman
imbad @ bf2
+70|7023|Toronto-Canada
Quiznos > Subway
anytime
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|7082

Not meaning to hijack, but memories are flooding back to me and I have to put them out there:

One time I had someone drive through my drive-thru and I couldn't hear a word she was saying so I asked her to pull up to the window. I couldn't even hear her 1 foot away either and she had to write on a piece of paper to me. Apparently she lost her voice... WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU THEN!?

I worked at a chicken place (not KFC) and it was common knowledge that chicken legs = drumsticks. I asked a guy if he wanted legs and thighs only or mixed pieces for his family meal. He said, "Y'know what, mix it up. Just give me some legs and thighs and throw in a few drumsticks as well."

I shit you not this is a 100% true story, no exaggeration, what this customer said is verbatim. A little old Asian lady came up to the counter and asked me, "How many pieces come in the 11-piece meal?" Me: "Umm... 11." Her: "Oh so it really is 11?" Me (in my head): " NOOOOO! WE JUST DID THAT TO TRICK YOUR STUPID ASS!"
Eagle
Togs8896 is my evil alter ego
+567|7059|New Hampshire, USA
Hahaha I've seen my fair share of idiots.

Few of my favorites:

-What goes on the turkey ranch and swiss?
-Turkey, ranch dressing, and swiss cheese...

-How long are the foot long sandwhiches?
-...

-Ma'am would you like tomatoes, onions, or olives?
-*whiny voice* but I didnt want any pickles!
-...

-I would like a black angus just the way it comes.
- K *maekz sandwich*
-Why did you put all of those vegitables, cheeses, and sauces on that, I JUST WANTED AN ANGUS STEAK YOU FUCKING IDIOT
-...
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6901|6 6 4 oh, I forget

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

Hahaha I've seen my fair share of idiots.

Few of my favorites:

-What goes on the turkey ranch and swiss?
-Turkey, ranch dressing, and swiss cheese...

-How long are the foot long sandwhiches?
-...

-Ma'am would you like tomatoes, onions, or olives?
-*whiny voice* but I didnt want any pickles!
-...

-I would like a black angus just the way it comes.
- K *maekz sandwich*
-Why did you put all of those vegitables, cheeses, and sauces on that, I JUST WANTED AN ANGUS STEAK YOU FUCKING IDIOT
-...
Customer service is teh shit. I used to sell mobile phones and accessories and one shiny firday this good looking woman in her thirties comes and buys the new Nokia 8310i just released earlier on the week. I tell her to load it for the night to get the battery a long lifetime. She's happy and leaves. I had also the saturday shift and she comes in at about noon in panic that the phone ain't working. She told me the phone was plugged all night and now it won't start. So I open the box a bit and pick up the phone. It feels kinda light so I open the box some more and see the battery still covered in plastic. Carefully not to piss her off I ask "You remembered to put in the battery, right?" Facial Red-o meter went from 0-100 in 2s. I've probably never seen anyone be so ashamed. She just picks up the box and leaves without saying anything after I put the battery in and turn on the phone

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