Onion makes new game consisting of shooting people in the face.

some_random_panda wrote:
http://www.closerangegame.com/

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/h … e_consists

Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.

some_random_panda wrote:
Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.

some_random_panda wrote:
....caution, the "game" makes....

some_random_panda wrote:
...the "game"....

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2009-04-07 05:25:36

#6

bakinacake: HA HA; +383|6413|Aus, Qld

some_random_panda wrote:
http://www.closerangegame.com/

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/h … e_consists

Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.

it lagged my pc beyond belief.

and whats with the plot.

2009-04-07 05:28:56

#7

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

Sydney wrote:
some_random_panda wrote:
http://www.closerangegame.com/

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/h … e_consists

Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.
some_random_panda wrote:
Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.
some_random_panda wrote:
....caution, the "game" makes....
some_random_panda wrote:
...the "game"....
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

You bastard now I lose too.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-07 05:30:16

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6580|what

bakinacake wrote:
some_random_panda wrote:
http://www.closerangegame.com/

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/h … e_consists

Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.
it lagged my pc beyond belief.

and whats with the plot.

it's laggin me too.

and stfu about the plot. it's better than the plot for max payne the movie...

2009-04-07 05:34:24

#9

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6947|Adelaide, South Australia

AussieReaper wrote:
bakinacake wrote:
some_random_panda wrote:
http://www.closerangegame.com/

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/h … e_consists

Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.
it lagged my pc beyond belief.

and whats with the plot.
it's laggin me too.

and stfu about the plot. it's better than the plot for max payne the movie...

I want to shoot the people who thought that was a good idea in the face.

2009-04-07 05:38:12

#10

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
bakinacake wrote:

it lagged my pc beyond belief.

and whats with the plot.
it's laggin me too.

and stfu about the plot. it's better than the plot for max payne the movie...
I want to shoot the people who thought that was a good idea in the face.

Should do it with a sort of constipated look on your face.

I haven't seen the movie but I'm curious, did the lead actor share Max Payne's awesome constipation face all through that movie?

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-07 06:35:06

#11

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6835|Somersetshire

best game ever!!

2009-04-07 06:38:20

#12

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6947|Adelaide, South Australia

Flecco wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:

it's laggin me too.

and stfu about the plot. it's better than the plot for max payne the movie...
I want to shoot the people who thought that was a good idea in the face.
Should do it with a sort of constipated look on your face.

I haven't seen the movie but I'm curious, did the lead actor share Max Payne's awesome constipation face all through that movie?

For a while.

https://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/wahlbergsucks.jpg

https://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/03/11/max-payne-wahlberg.jpg

https://lifetusslereviews.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/max-payne-movie-03.jpg

2009-04-07 07:51:25

#13

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6580|what

But he has so many emotions expressed throughout a varied and dynamic acting career.

https://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n242/laulboulter/2n1i839.gif

2009-04-07 07:57:38

#14

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|7077|Washington DC

some_random_panda wrote:
Word of caution, the "game" makes my laptop lag severely.

Yeah, I got into the Beta for this game, and that was one of the problems that everyone complained about ... I can't believe that they didn't fix it. But, oh well, the graphics engine they use is so intense that it lags everything but the most extreme gaming computers.

One improvement I noticed was that the animal headshots were added. I was hoping for something like that to enhance the plot.

2009-04-07 08:15:26

#15

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5971|Toronto

OrangeHound wrote:
Yeah, I got into the Beta for this game

How does one go about becoming a beta tester for any game? Or are there different procedures depending on the company. I know about open beta tests, but closed tester pools I know nothing about.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-04-07 08:39:52

#16

iNfinity.: Member; +12|6071|Norway

Whate Fuck Lol Just A Phone Call Gets A Gun Some Old Chubby Guys Get Shot In The Face Omg What An Awsome Game

2009-04-07 08:41:26

#17

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6625|Winland

iNfinity. wrote:
Whate Fuck Lol Just A Phone Call Gets A Gun Some Old Chubby Guys Get Shot In The Face Omg What An Awsome Game

What.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-04-07 09:33:26

#18

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6973

I don't like the spread on the shotty. Also, they need to nerf magnum. Sick of being shot in the face with noob cannon.

2009-04-07 09:38:10

#19

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6729

I shot multiple people in the face!

2009-04-07 11:33:19

#20

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6793|California

did you wait in a corner for another noob and do it again?

2009-04-07 11:42:29

#21

gnot<3: Leave blank to use forum default.; +45|5982

cool demo, so when does the game come out for PC?

hopefully my gfx card can handle it!

Last edited by gnot<3 (2009-04-07 11:43:32)

2009-04-07 11:45:21

#22

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6901|6 6 4 oh, I forget

2009-04-07 13:01:44

#23

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6973

Way too much camping.

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