
My mouse, and my best friend.
So many good times together, tears of joy and tears of frustration, LANs, and through every single frag it has been there. It has sat by my side as a comforting presence untouched for hours while writing essays, and accepted unflinchingly under a barrage from all manner of sweat grime and cheetos late into the night. Without a doubt some of the best times I have ever had have been given to me by this beautiful piece of craftsmanship.
It pains me to see her (don't ask me for her name) go, but alas I can frag no longer with a faulty alt click, I know she would have wanted this. If I could I would dissolve her into the bits and bytes I know she is made of and give her the burial at internats that I know she deserves.
RIP, 2005 - 2009
P.S. - Help me come up with a name for my new lover.