Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/

Friday, April 10, 2009

Feisty fish, painful problem


PHUKET: Doctors in Pichit Hospital were presented with a medical conundrum on March 25, when an eight-year-old boy was brought in with a climbing perch stuck up his bottom.

The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

The boy told doctors that on the way home from school he and some friends saw a great number of climbing perch splashing in the mud of a drying-out pond.

Seizing the rare opportunity, the boys stripped off and jumped in to catch the fish.

As the boy was grabbing perch, he felt something push into his bottom. Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. Before he could do anything, however, the little fish lived up to its name and climbed all the way into his bottom.

The boy shouted for his friends to go and get help and his grandmother, who rushed him to hospital.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.

On the X-ray, doctors saw a fish between two and three centimetres long lodged in the entrance to his lower intestine.

Led by Deputy Hospital Director Dr Suchat Thepharak, a team of three doctors held a brainstorming session to decide how to proceed with the delicate removal operation, which was much complicated by the sharp spines of climbing perch.

With the perch facing forward, extracting it tail first would risk the spines or fins puncturing the boy’s intestinal wall. The situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the hardy little fish continued unabated its wriggling struggle for existence.

A frantic search for research papers on similar cases proved fruitless: this was apparently the first case of a climbing perch climbing up someone’s rectum ever recorded in Thailand – and possibly the world.

Doctors first considered pumping anaesthetic gas up the boy’s bottom to knock out the fish, making its retrieval easier. After this plan was dismissed for safety reasons, Dr Bussakon Wangphayon suggested injecting the fish with anaesthetic by sticking a needle up the boy’s rectum, then extracting the spiny intruder with forceps.

If this plan failed, open surgery would be the only remaining option, the doctors concluded.

Decided to go ahead with the injection, the doctors managed to knock the fish out. Then, in a delicate two-hour procedure, they extracted the fish with forceps while continually pushing in the spines inward to prevent them from lodging inside the boy.

At the end of the operation the boy was reported in stable condition, but requiring extended observation owing to the risk of infection.

Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again.

Ministry of Public Health Spokesperson Dr Suphan Srithamma advised that when swimming in bodies of water that have small animals like fish and leeches capable of entering through an orifice – especially the anus – people should be sure to wear tight-fitting underwear.

If something unexpected should happen – such as a fish climbing up one’s anus – try to keep as still as possible to prevent it from climbing further up the alimentary canal; then get to hospital as fast as possible.

If the animal has sharp spines there is a risk that it could rupture the intestinal wall and move into the abdominal cavity, which would be very dangerous, Dr Suphan said.

Climbing perch, also known as climbing gouramies, are able to climb out of water and travel short distances on land using gill plates, fins and tail. Their ability to survive on atmospheric oxygen allows them to survive out of water – or even up an anus – for some time in search of a new aquatic home.


Queernews indeed

Imagine this climbing up your ass at a random beach.

https://www.aqua-fish.net/imgs/fish1/climbing-perch-profile.jpg
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK!
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6993|England

Im never going to look at my fish n chips the same again

Ultrafunkula wrote:

The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.
Whoops

Edit:

THIS!

Gooners wrote:

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK!
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6580|what

Eew
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6901|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Snake wrote:

Im never going to look at my fish n chips the same again
So do you...



Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7003|London

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Snake wrote:

Im never going to look at my fish n chips the same again
So do you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ths-b5MDXA0

I dun get it. ARE YOU CALLING ME A GAY FISH??
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6901|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Aries_37 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Snake wrote:

Im never going to look at my fish n chips the same again
So do you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ths-b5MDXA0

I dun get it. ARE YOU CALLING ME A GAY FISH??
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6896

Imagine Kanye West climbing up your ass.

IT COULD HAPPEN!
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6901|6 6 4 oh, I forget

NooBesT wrote:

Imagine Kanye West climbing up your ass.

IT COULD HAPPEN!
Bastard. You just caused me my nightmares for the forthcoming night.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7074|Poundland

NooBesT wrote:

Imagine Kanye West climbing up your ass.

IT COULD HAPPEN!
Its called rape


Also, how the hell did it get in his ass? Surely the hole should have been closed! Unless he's loosened it through Kanye rape!
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

Look Bennis, there are some things that one should not know. How that fish entered his rectal area is one of them.
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6780|Troy, New York

Gooners wrote:

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK!
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6700
lol this reminded me of a joke... cba to share, but still, wtf!
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7077

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!! That scares me like those critters (fish?) that can swim up your piss.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7074|Poundland

Gooners wrote:

Look Bennis, there are some things that one should not know. How that fish entered his rectal area is one of them.
You raped him didn't you?

You raped him then planted a fish up there to cover your tracks. Cunning Gooners, but not cunning enough. I'm on to you!
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

bennisboy wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Look Bennis, there are some things that one should not know. How that fish entered his rectal area is one of them.
You raped him didn't you?

You raped him then planted a fish up there to cover your tracks. Cunning Gooners, but not cunning enough. I'm on to you!
Look mate, you got me cornered. Uzique paid me to do it, I HAD TO!

Last edited by Gooners (2009-04-13 09:13:06)

bennisboy
Member
+829|7074|Poundland

Gooners wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Look Bennis, there are some things that one should not know. How that fish entered his rectal area is one of them.
You raped him didn't you?

You raped him then planted a fish up there to cover your tracks. Cunning Gooners, but not cunning enough. I'm on to you!
Look mate, you got me cornered. Uzique paid me to do it, I HAD TO!
Or did he continually argue with you until you couldnt take it any more and raped a innocent child that was passing by in order to scare him off?

The plot thickens...
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

THERE IS NO EVIDENCE
bennisboy
Member
+829|7074|Poundland

Gooners wrote:

THERE IS NO EVIDENCE
Oh there is goony, there is....
You best get into hiding
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7060

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BENNIS? HOW?
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6181|Roma

Gooners wrote:

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BENNIS? HOW?
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.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6881|The Twilight Zone

Gooners wrote:

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK!
only in Canada
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7048|London, England

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Aries_37 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:


So do you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ths-b5MDXA0

I dun get it. ARE YOU CALLING ME A GAY FISH??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1EsCY4 … re=related
Best South Park episode I've seen in a long time
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6896

It's all clear now. Bennis did it and is now trying to put the blame on Gooners. FUCK YOU BENNIS IT WON'T WORK!
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
bennisboy
Member
+829|7074|Poundland

Gooners wrote:

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BENNIS? HOW?
Sometimes we just have to step up goonies

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