Z. Throw the money visibly in the ocean and watch the pirates jump after it, while they evidently can't swim.
Poll
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| a | 76% | 76% - 39 | ||||
| b | 3% | 3% - 2 | ||||
| c | 9% | 9% - 5 | ||||
| d | 9% | 9% - 5 | ||||
| Total: 51 | ||||||