You all just made me face palm in real life.
The roses would be good, but if she isn't romantic then a movie, dinner, and/or do something that she really likes to do. (i had an ex who really really really wanted to sky dive, cost me like $65 a person but it was cool cause i wanted to too)
This.nickb64 wrote:
Tax Day!!!!NeXuS wrote:
April 15
Do her taxes and turn them in for her! Nevermind the fact she's only 17!
On a serious note, surprise buttsecks is ftw. Serious.
17 roses - 1 for each year
Card - Blah blah blah
Chocolate - cause she has an undying passion for chocolate
Then were going out to eat.
Card - Blah blah blah
Chocolate - cause she has an undying passion for chocolate
Then were going out to eat.
Allow me to break down your choices.
You're an unoriginal fagNeXuS wrote:
17 roses - 1 for each year
You're an unoriginal fagNeXuS wrote:
Card - Blah blah blah
You're an unoriginal fagNeXuS wrote:
Chocolate - cause she has an undying passion for chocolate
gg, this'll doNeXuS wrote:
Then were going out to eat.
mikkel's got the general idea.
Lol... i was gonna say something but nm... ahahamikkel wrote:
Allow me to break down your choices.You're an unoriginal fagNeXuS wrote:
17 roses - 1 for each yearYou're an unoriginal fagNeXuS wrote:
Card - Blah blah blahYou're an unoriginal fagNeXuS wrote:
Chocolate - cause she has an undying passion for chocolategg, this'll doNeXuS wrote:
Then were going out to eat.
actually, write a card:
"suck my dick or make me a sammich"
"suck my dick or make me a sammich"
True, not as bad as it sounds. May I give you one advice though; don't buy red roses. Take some other colour, or some other flower. Try to find one that has meaning. In any case it's still rather cheap (literally, not sarcastic), so you're not there yet.Finray wrote:
Works. Personal experience.ghettoperson wrote:
That's cheesy as fuck.Finray wrote:
One rose for each month you've been together works well..
Unless you've been together for like 3 years, then get one for each year
Pee in her butt.
ban tbhNordemus wrote:
Pee in her butt.
mafia996630 wrote:
president tbhNordemus wrote:
Pee in her butt.
Are you talking about a daughter or girlfriend?
Your post isn't clear at all.
Your post isn't clear at all.
Peter wrote:
Are you talking about a daughter or girlfriend?
Your post isn't clear at all.
C'mon, Pete, read between the lines.NeXuS wrote:
i don't drive yet
Also, I don't think he'd buy his daughter roses, chocolates and take her to dinner, unless he was Joseph Fritzel.
That's the big mistake every man makes. I refer you to the IRC quotes thread:Finray wrote:
One rose for each month you've been together works well..
Unless you've been together for like 3 years, then get one for each year
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
Hahaha!Jenspm wrote:
not everyone's girlfriend is named Railroad Crossing, Ty.Ty wrote:
Get something stupid and random. If you lucky enough to come across one, steal a roadsign with her name on it.
dinner - casual that is
and some BOWLING with friends afterwards yayy!
you cannot drink since you cant drive right? not sure how old you guys are hehe
and some BOWLING with friends afterwards yayy!
you cannot drink since you cant drive right? not sure how old you guys are hehe
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Women love to be called a bitch.Jenspm wrote:
actually, write a card:
"suck my dick or and make me a sammich bitch"
bitch imma call you a bitch! stupido!Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Women love to be called a bitch.Jenspm wrote:
actually, write a card:
"suck my dick or and make me a sammich bitch"
Agreed JK that's just horrible Jenspm!Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Women love to be called a bitch.Jenspm wrote:
actually, write a card:
"suck my dick or and make me a sammich bitch"
A casual dinner and going out and doing something fun is always better then a stupid present. A present is an object. I'm sure she would much more prefer going out and doing something with you instead of getting a stupid flower.
Or both, but you can't have one without the other.
Chicks dig teddies, because they sit on their bed and when they go to sleep they think of you.
/sensitive.
/sensitive.
See? Proof.Jenray!: hehe they like teddys cause they are all cute and stuff and you can hug them when they miss you
Jenray!: plus, it shows the guys sensitive side i guess
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/threadFinray wrote:
Chicks dig teddies, because they sit on their bed and when they go to sleep they think of you.
/sensitive.
Pff finray.Finray wrote:
Chicks dig teddies, because they sit on their bed and when they go to sleep they think of you.
/sensitive.See? Proof.Jenray!: hehe they like teddys cause they are all cute and stuff and you can hug them when they miss you
Jenray!: plus, it shows the guys sensitive side i guess
Your girlfriend doesnt reflect the whole female population. Unfortunately.
Solution: you book a table at a decent restaurant (not McDonalds). When you ask for the bill (which you'll pay all by yourself you cheap bastard), prior to delivering the bill, the waiter will bring her the flowers (as you arranged when booking the table). You could have the waiter bring them when you're ordering as well, but she won't know where to leave them. That, or if you have a decent chocolaterie in town, you can have them make a flower out of dark and white chocolate. It shouldn't be too hard for any patissier as flowers are made up from flat individual petals.
Seriously though, if you want us to come up with good ideas, you should give us some more info. The really great gifts are always personal; 'out of the box' rather than out of the box. You can't expect us to be brilliant without knowing her.
Seriously though, if you want us to come up with good ideas, you should give us some more info. The really great gifts are always personal; 'out of the box' rather than out of the box. You can't expect us to be brilliant without knowing her.
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Finray wrote:
mafia996630 wrote:
Hitler tbhNordemus wrote:
Pee in her butt.