Wreckognize
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http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/3 … uses-vodka

1.  To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. Clean jewelry. Soak the jewelry in vodka for five minutes, then rinse, and dry.
4. Clean lipstick from clothing. Rub the stain with vodka, then throw into your regular wash.
5. Remove the glue left behind by a bumper sticker. Rub the glue with a soft, clean cloth soaked with vodka
6. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
7. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
8. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
9. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
10. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
11.  Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
12. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
13. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
14. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
15. vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
16. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
17. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
18. Soothe a sore throat. Add a tablespoon of vodka to glass of warm water and gargle. The alcohol helps numb the sore throat.
19. Eliminate swimer's ear. If you don't have rubbing alcohol, fill an eardropper with vodka, and squeeze it into the affected ear, then let it drain out
When you puke from drinking too much vodka, you can use the vodka to clean the puke!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6956|Global Command
Grate fresh lemon peel on a micro plane.
Mix with sugar, rim the glass. Add crushed ice and a small sprig of fresh vanilla.

Sip.
That is what I do.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7076

It doesn't mention its uses in getting pussy.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6580|what

Mythbusters tested some of these.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6835|Somersetshire

AussieReaper wrote:

Mythbusters tested some of these.
and? AND!!!!!!!!!

OH the suspense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6580|what

Tehremos wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Mythbusters tested some of these.
and? AND!!!!!!!!!

OH the suspense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
and go fuck yourself


https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Lai
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#1 is something you should definitely not do unless you are sure the wound is closed
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6818

Lai wrote:

#1 is something you should definitely not do unless you are sure the wound is closed
Mm, and it's not only because of pain.  High alcohol content will sterilise an open wound and proceed to damage tissues within.  Then you get nasty leakages of watery fluid and stuff.
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
+218|6191|Belgium
20. Drinking
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|7102|Canberra, AUS

Lai wrote:

#1 is something you should definitely not do unless you are sure the wound is closed
Besides, it's only a bandage.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
gnot<3
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+45|5982

Jebus wrote:

20. Drinking
no way?
Longbow
Member
+163|7074|Odessa, Ukraine

Wreckognize wrote:

19. Eliminate swimer's ear. If you don't have rubbing alcohol, fill an eardropper with vodka, and squeeze it into the affected ear, then let it drain out
this one really works
JahManRed
wank
+646|7055|IRELAND

ATG wrote:

Grate fresh lemon peel on a micro plane.
Mix with sugar, rim the glass. Add crushed ice and a small sprig of fresh vanilla.

Sip.
That is what I do.
Its only 11am, but I want one of those.....................

Vodka soda water, dash of fresh lime juice tall glass crushed ice.
Or
Vodka cranberry and ice is also a good un.

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