...and i'm piss nervous. Tips plz.
Relax. Driving is fairly easy. If there are more of you having the test at teh same time, let the others first. If they mess up, the tester is running out of time, so he checks on less stuff onece your turn comes (pun intended).
get really drunk and pretend to play crazy taxi
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Think its another day in driving school. Ordinary day, no reason to panic. Remember the tips and facts your driving instructor told you and you'll be fine.
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get really drunk and pretend to play crazy taxi
Last edited by Sisco10 (2009-04-22 08:07:19)
Remember, if you don't pass this test, you are marked a failure for the rest of your life.
No pressure, bru.
No pressure, bru.
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do it faggit.
That's my best tip.
Don't hit any old ladies and don't do your three point turn in something more like seven points.
That's my best tip.
Don't hit any old ladies and don't do your three point turn in something more like seven points.
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Jerk off right before you go and smoke 4 blunts in a row, that way you look like you are ready!
Relax, think about it and remember your lessons.
I bumped into my driving insrtuctor today, havent seen him in 2 years. True Story.
I bumped into my driving insrtuctor today, havent seen him in 2 years. True Story.
Don't worry about it. I never forget what my mom told me while we waiting in line for my test, made me feel loads better. "Think of all the idiots out there that have licenses. If they can do it, you'll have no problem." And she was right. I can think of soooooooo many morons I know who passed that test, so it helped calm my nerves. You'll have no problem.
I better pass...it's costing me in excess of £300 just to take the fucking test.
I did my test in my dad's convertible so there were no blind spots and I could actually see the curb (I jacked my seat up as high as it would go).
So my tip is: steal a convertible.
So my tip is: steal a convertible.
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I love u <3 just think of me hahhaha dont be nervous ull do fine, also pay attention to the speed limit..teddy..jimmy wrote:
...and i'm piss nervous. Tips plz.
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Back yaself Ted, remember who the fuck you are. Your Teddy, smart, intelligent, well presented etc. Dress smart and back yaself, ffs be confident. Whats the worst possible outcome? You dont pass and have to wait for another 4 weeks until you get another crack. Remember the basics from your lessons and just like any other test when common sence needs to be used, apply it.
Good luck mate, but dont worry about it. You won't start learning until you pass, you'll see what I mean tomorrow with a bit of luck, but like I said it's no big deal if you don't. You got about 70 years left in you to pass, whats 4 weeks eh mate?
Good luck mate, but dont worry about it. You won't start learning until you pass, you'll see what I mean tomorrow with a bit of luck, but like I said it's no big deal if you don't. You got about 70 years left in you to pass, whats 4 weeks eh mate?
DAMN STRAIGHT...1927 wrote:
Back yaself Ted, remember who the fuck you are. Your Teddy, smart, intelligent, well presented etc. Dress smart and back yaself, ffs be confident. Whats the worst possible outcome? You dont pass and have to wait for another 4 weeks until you get another crack. Remember the basics from your lessons and just like any other test when common sence needs to be used, apply it.
Good luck mate, but dont worry about it. You won't start learning until you pass, you'll see what I mean tomorrow with a bit of luck, but like I said it's no big deal if you don't. You got about 70 years left in you to pass, whats 4 weeks eh mate?
I have to answer a couple safety questions before I start driving. My driving teacher has given me a list with things to study and one of the questions asks which damages you should look out for on a tire and why it happens...? I think I know the answer but any other ideas?
I'm driving a bmw which is the same as my mum's but more powerful which is pretty annoying.Pochsy wrote:
I did my test in my dad's convertible so there were no blind spots and I could actually see the curb (I jacked my seat up as high as it would go).
So my tip is: steal a convertible.
here i go..wish me luck
good luck muppy!..teddy..jimmy wrote:
here i go..wish me luck
Go get em Tiger, good luck mate, relax and try to enjoy it (you will always do well at the things you enjoy)..teddy..jimmy wrote:
here i go..wish me luck
failed
examiner was a douche...he didn't like the way I changed lanes. (said I did it too quick.)
srsly wtf
examiner was a douche...he didn't like the way I changed lanes. (said I did it too quick.)
srsly wtf
I got failed on similar bullshit twice, basically something in the back of his head says 'He isn't quite ready yet' and I also think they fail you for silly shit 'cos of the extra money...teddy..jimmy wrote:
failed
examiner was a douche...he didn't like the way I changed lanes. (said I did it too quick.)
srsly wtf
Ok you failed, I did twice, so what? No crime committed, yeah I bet ya feeling down right now but all it is is a set back, Teddy is still going to drive its just you have to wait a little bit longer. I passed 16 years ago now and the time between re-tests is just a tiny dot on a map. At the moment it seems like ages, but put in for it asap, I think the minimum is 4 weeks?
But listen, chin up, and remember all it is is a delay in you passing, you'll do it don't worry about that and just carry on with ya life as per norm, it will completely change when you do pass.
Hard lines mate and dont let this piss you off.
thanks man1927 wrote:
I got failed on similar bullshit twice, basically something in the back of his head says 'He isn't quite ready yet' and I also think they fail you for silly shit 'cos of the extra money...teddy..jimmy wrote:
failed
examiner was a douche...he didn't like the way I changed lanes. (said I did it too quick.)
srsly wtf
Ok you failed, I did twice, so what? No crime committed, yeah I bet ya feeling down right now but all it is is a set back, Teddy is still going to drive its just you have to wait a little bit longer. I passed 16 years ago now and the time between re-tests is just a tiny dot on a map. At the moment it seems like ages, but put in for it asap, I think the minimum is 4 weeks?
But listen, chin up, and remember all it is is a delay in you passing, you'll do it don't worry about that and just carry on with ya life as per norm, it will completely change when you do pass.
Hard lines mate and dont let this piss you off.
use the proper hand placement on the steering wheel which is 1 o'clock and 2 o'clock
I guess your either confident or not. Like on my first test I felt confident and drove really well, just 4 minors, got majored for "not looking enough on 3 point turn" even though my head was fucking spinning around all over the place.
Then on my second test I felt nervous, coz i failed the first time, drove like shit and somehow passed. Even though it was exactly the same tester.
The system is a joke, so don't worry too much.
Then on my second test I felt nervous, coz i failed the first time, drove like shit and somehow passed. Even though it was exactly the same tester.
The system is a joke, so don't worry too much.
Last edited by Vilham (2009-04-23 06:40:06)
Did you forget to bribe him? That's the most important part.
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