The thought crossed my mind...im not even kidding.Pochsy wrote:
Did you forget to bribe him? That's the most important part.
Driving tests are hit and miss, it all boils down to getting lucky, that's my theory
At the next test as soon as you finish pull out your wallet and start looking through your bills. If the driving instructor makes any gesture that he will accept a bribe do it. If he says anything you tell him you were making sure you had cash to buy a pack of smokes to calm you down. My sister passed her test on a $50 bribe. ahaha.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
I know right...ffs I even advised him on his daughter's uni problems. He said she'd applied to a bunch of english unis to do law but was worried about converting to norwegian law after. I told him the way round it which he would never have found out otherwise.Mekstizzle wrote:
Driving tests are hit and miss, it all boils down to getting lucky, that's my theory
I scratched his back, the fucker should have scratched mine.
whaatabout gold bars....?Pochsy wrote:
At the next test as soon as you finish pull out your wallet and start looking through your bills. If the driving instructor makes any gesture that he will accept a bribe do it. If he says anything you tell him you were making sure you had cash to buy a pack of smokes to calm you down. My sister passed her test on a $50 bribe. ahaha.
lol. Even better! If you can find a troll to kill on the way to the test you can offer the loot you take from his dead body...teddy..jimmy wrote:
whaatabout gold bars....?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Or if you find a Jew you could end up with a whole bag of gold
but srsly, I bet it's karma..
A bird smashed into my upstairs window today and lay slowly dying by my bike totally imobile. I went out and thought, "teddy, put it out of it's misery" buuuut I didn't have the balls to do it.
I went out again and there were feathers everywhere with a dead bird being eaten by a cat.
Fuck karma
A bird smashed into my upstairs window today and lay slowly dying by my bike totally imobile. I went out and thought, "teddy, put it out of it's misery" buuuut I didn't have the balls to do it.
I went out again and there were feathers everywhere with a dead bird being eaten by a cat.
Fuck karma
That's a lot of bad karma. Did you kill another hooker?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
The Oslo ripper tbhPochsy wrote:
Did you kill another hooker?
Just don't be nervous, I wasn't.
In my test I completely lost my focus and went into a round about at like 40 mph without even checking my right. I also changed from 4th to 1st gear by mistake, and the car jerked like hell.
My examiner was damnnnnn hot, flirted with her a bit....You know, the old "Go out, have some chicken....maybe some sex"
Still passed
Shit system, luck of the draw tbh.
My examiner was damnnnnn hot, flirted with her a bit....You know, the old "Go out, have some chicken....maybe some sex"
Still passed
Shit system, luck of the draw tbh.
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pro tip:
don't listen to dem voices...
don't listen to dem voices...
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My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
SPEAK ENGLISH!FFLink13 wrote:
My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
What you typed makes absolutely no sense. This is the internet, you don't have to type in sentences and use punctuation, but at least try and make sense... honestly wtf
err i understood that fine lolelite.mafia wrote:
SPEAK ENGLISH!FFLink13 wrote:
My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
What you typed makes absolutely no sense. This is the internet, you don't have to type in sentences and use punctuation, but at least try and make sense... honestly wtf
more like learn to read
Yeah arite preciouselite.mafia wrote:
SPEAK ENGLISH!FFLink13 wrote:
My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
What you typed makes absolutely no sense. This is the internet, you don't have to type in sentences and use punctuation, but at least try and make sense... honestly wtf
Neither of you are particularly good at making sense, using grammar, or forming cohesive and coherent sentences.elite.mafia wrote:
SPEAK ENGLISH!FFLink13 wrote:
My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
What you typed makes absolutely no sense. This is the internet, you don't have to type in sentences and use punctuation, but at least try and make sense... honestly wtf
gb2skool.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Not like any of us give a fuck tho eh? Afterall this is a thread about a driving test.Uzique wrote:
Neither of you are particularly good at making sense, using grammar, or forming cohesive and coherent sentences.elite.mafia wrote:
SPEAK ENGLISH!FFLink13 wrote:
My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
What you typed makes absolutely no sense. This is the internet, you don't have to type in sentences and use punctuation, but at least try and make sense... honestly wtf
gb2skool.
Yeah, look up, you just posted a picture of a handbag you stupid cunt.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!!??!FFLink13 wrote:
My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
and a chav and some learner driver fucked it up for her? wtf?
And failed by two minors after above happened, WHAT ABOVE???
I'm going to go ahead and say that this post makes no sense
made em look a rite golfer hey hair of the dog tbqpfimho
... [/wrists]The A W S M F O X wrote:
made em look a rite golfer hey hair of the dog tbqpfimho
You're American, he's British..elite.mafia wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!!??!FFLink13 wrote:
My girlfriend failed her test today, too
She got really in, so she felt like crap, and some learner driver and a chav on a moped fucked it up for her
Failed by two minors, and this was all after the above happened, 20 minutes into it. Poor baby
and a chav and some learner driver fucked it up for her? wtf?
And failed by two minors after above happened, WHAT ABOVE???
I'm going to go ahead and say that this post makes no sense
That might have something to do with it.