How Drunkenness Affects Your Chances of Getting Laid

2009-04-23 15:19:02

#1

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|7190|d

if you have been out on the scene for a few years, then you certainly know that somewhere between sobriety and sloppiness lies a sweet spot where you possess unfathomable charm and charisma; where you could simultaneously fight a bear and write a sonnet and come out unscathed, with your pheromones smelling of sweet ambrosia. On either side of this point, however, the mating waters can be treacherous indeed. For the purpose of helping you brave the storm, I have created a chart to help you visualize exactly how your level of drunkenness affects your chances of getting laid. Click the image to enlarge.

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happy ending eh ?

Edit: View image so you can read it.

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2009-04-23 15:32:35

#2

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

The graph is all wrong. First of all it ends at 12 drinks. What kind of evening ends at 12 drinks? Also, spill a few drinks and blurry vision? That's only half way there!

2009-04-23 15:34:27

#3

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

6 drinks is the highpoint?!?

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2009-04-23 15:34:52

#4

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7054|UK

Drunkenness of girl is more of a factor.

2009-04-23 15:37:07

#5

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

liquidat0r wrote:
Drunkenness of girl is more of a factor.

This is an excellent point. Providing the girl is always a drink or two ahead of you, you're never going to have any problems. Except possibly erectile ones.

2009-04-23 15:42:13

#6

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

FatherTed wrote:
6 drinks is the highpoint?!?

Yeah, I'm on 6 drinks before I get there. At least.

2009-04-23 16:28:00

#7

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7048|London, England

Depends on the drink

2009-04-23 16:30:25

#8

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6895

Mekstizzle wrote:
Depends on the drink

Drinks are portioned in such a way that they all have a similar total alcohol content. While beer will have less alcohol per liter than hard liquor, the hard liquor is drank in smaller portions.

2009-04-23 16:37:59

#9

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7005|Columbus, OH

That does not take in account if you start the night with bad breath or body odor, your chances are close to nil

2009-04-23 16:40:08

#10

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Depends on the drink
Drinks are portioned in such a way that they all have a similar total alcohol content. While beer will have less alcohol per liter than hard liquor, the hard liquor is drank in smaller portions.

It hits you differently.

Anyway, i thought you didn't drink.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-23 16:59:50

#11

hawaythelads: We are PREMIER LEAGUE!; +84|6913|Newcastle Upon Tyne.

If i went out and only had 12 drinks id be a millionaire through the amount of money i had saved. A decent night out to me is £150...

2009-04-23 17:04:12

#12

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

loubot wrote:
That does not take in account if you start the night with bad breath or body odor, your chances are close to nil

A shot of vodka will sort out bad breath.

2009-04-24 00:25:19

#13

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7054|UK

hawaythelads wrote:
If i went out and only had 12 drinks id be a millionaire through the amount of money i had saved. A decent night out to me is £150...

You spend a £150 on a night out? You're doing it wrong.

2009-04-24 02:20:26

#14

hawaythelads: We are PREMIER LEAGUE!; +84|6913|Newcastle Upon Tyne.

liquidat0r wrote:
hawaythelads wrote:
If i went out and only had 12 drinks id be a millionaire through the amount of money i had saved. A decent night out to me is £150...
You spend a £150 on a night out? You're doing it wrong.

How exactly? Please explain before i make the same mistake tonight and tomorrow and sunday...

2009-04-24 02:26:10

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

hawaythelads wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
hawaythelads wrote:
If i went out and only had 12 drinks id be a millionaire through the amount of money i had saved. A decent night out to me is £150...
You spend a £150 on a night out? You're doing it wrong.
How exactly? Please explain before i make the same mistake tonight and tomorrow and sunday...

Start drinking as your getting ready, cut down on booze (you dont have to get completely fucked), don't stick any sniffy sniffy up ya nose, dont drop any disco busciuts (they stop the booze taking effect), try and stay at a mates rather than spend £30 on a cab on the way home, avoid the clubs charging £20 to get in, dont get roped in by Buzzards wanting you to buy them drinks, don't get into rounds with ya mates, avoid chasers and shorts.

If I go to Cardiff I spend about £60-£80 and still have a good night. I shag for hours when Im pissed, thats the best bit. Brewers droop without the droop.

2009-04-24 02:31:59

#16

Lai: Member; +186|6578

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Depends on the drink
Drinks are portioned in such a way that they all have a similar total alcohol content. While beer will have less alcohol per liter than hard liquor, the hard liquor is drank in smaller portions.

That's what they say. In reality though,.. I guess it has to do with how fast you tuck it. Smaller fills just go down easier.

2009-04-24 02:34:16

#17

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I'll have 4 ciders and then Jacks n Coke and I'll batter the bottle, can do a bottle no probs. The coke stops you getting smashed and stops you dehydrating thus, no hangover, but your probably still be drunk when you wake up. The only down side is you won't want to drink coke the next day.

Vodka and Red Bulls are good too but overpriced and your end up with a girly come down the next day

2009-04-24 02:37:51

#18

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7076

my charm switches on after 2 glasses of wine. I sometimes seem to fuck it up by insisting on shotting as many tequilas as I possibly can till the early morn'

Liquid courage is awesome.

2009-04-24 07:50:06

#19

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6887|UK

I get really chatty after one or two. Sometimes though I swear I've lost the actual ability to talk yet talk to women for ages. I have been told I'm a good listener.

2009-04-24 08:00:51

#20

Lai: Member; +186|6578

Personally I do not notice a significant increase in courage after any amount of alcohol, regarding talking to women. However, that might be due to the size of my ego in sober state.

2009-04-24 08:02:44

#21

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Try this on the weekend.

get pissed.

Approach two girls who are alone, one will be a minger, one will be fit. Ask the minger if she wants to dance, when she replies 'yeah sure hot stuff', say 'good fuck off then cos I wanna chat ya mate up'.

2009-04-24 08:11:19

#22

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7005|Columbus, OH

ghettoperson wrote:
loubot wrote:
That does not take in account if you start the night with bad breath or body odor, your chances are close to nil
A shot of vodka will sort out bad breath.

Brilliant! I remember seeing that thread with myth buster video

2009-04-24 08:27:07

#23

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7076

I have yet to try the naked man approach to getting laid.

You need two of your friends to do this.

You all pick the girl who you want to fuck the most, stand outside her door late one night butt naked. Not only will this cut the crap to a whole new level but it also saves you from having to take your clothes off in the process. If she invites you in...score...if she doesn't lame.

There's a rumour that it works 2/3 times so if you're other two buddies got laid then and you didn't then...well...you suck.

2009-04-24 10:45:49

#24

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7076

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I have yet to try the naked man approach to getting laid.

You need two of your friends to do this.

You all pick the girl who you want to fuck the most, stand outside her door late one night butt naked. Not only will this cut the crap to a whole new level but it also saves you from having to take your clothes off in the process. If she invites you in...score...if she doesn't lame.

There's a rumour that it works 2/3 times so if you're other two buddies got laid then and you didn't then...well...you suck.

It's from How I Met Your Mother.

2009-04-24 13:09:44

#25

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6770

1927 wrote:
Try this on the weekend.

get pissed.

Approach two girls who are alone, one will be a minger, one will be fit. Ask the minger if she wants to dance, when she replies 'yeah sure hot stuff', say 'good fuck off then cos I wanna chat ya mate up'.

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liquidat0r wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

loubot wrote:

hawaythelads wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

hawaythelads wrote:

hawaythelads wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

hawaythelads wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

loubot wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

1927 wrote:

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