Russian .50 Cal.

2009-04-24 06:53:09

#26

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

There's multiple stances and blocks that can stop a kick to the groin m8.

My favourite will stop you from standing on that leg properly for up to an hour.

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2009-04-24 06:54:54

#27

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6832|NSW, Australia

Flecco wrote:
There's multiple stances and blocks that can stop a kick to the groin m8.

My favourite will stop you from standing on that leg properly for up to an hour.

monkey grabs the peaches m8

2009-04-24 07:01:26

#28

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

RavyGravy wrote:
Flecco wrote:
There's multiple stances and blocks that can stop a kick to the groin m8.

My favourite will stop you from standing on that leg properly for up to an hour.
monkey grabs the peaches m8

wtf is that from tbh

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2277/2303477159_562f9578d1.jpg?v=0

?

Last edited by Flecco (2009-04-24 07:04:26)

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2009-04-24 07:05:44

#29

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6832|NSW, Australia

Flecco wrote:
RavyGravy wrote:
Flecco wrote:
There's multiple stances and blocks that can stop a kick to the groin m8.

My favourite will stop you from standing on that leg properly for up to an hour.
monkey grabs the peaches m8
wtf is that from tbh

beat me to it

Last edited by RavyGravy (2009-04-24 07:06:28)

2009-04-24 07:11:30

#30

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6650|Escea

The Royal Marines have a move like that one, cept they try to pull em off.

2009-04-24 07:11:42

#31

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

Write it properly next time tbh.

MOAB read the text beneath page 2 on the pic.

Describes Iron Hand style users clenching the fist upon impact and immediately drawing it back to the torso, which is apparently meant to rip the balls of the victim off.

Last edited by Flecco (2009-04-24 07:13:12)

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2009-04-24 07:22:31

#32

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|6111|SQUID

Ashida Kim, the greatest Ninja to ever live.

2009-04-24 07:23:42

#33

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

Evil Anonymous Karma Giver in this Thread wrote:
go fist ya self m80

:'(

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2009-04-24 07:29:20

#34

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7112|Espoo, Finland

The A W S M F O X wrote:
Flecco wrote:
1927 wrote:

Thats the gay army, fighting for bum fun and that aint Karate its a fucking dance routine
Pro-tip: Those are karate techniques being performed incredibly poorly and roughly arranged to resemble a dance routine. Even as a dance it is hard to butcher those techniques like that unless you have no idea what the fuck you are doing.

So either they are paid dancers with an incredibly shit choreographer, or the Russian airbourne troopers have zero training in basic hand to hand combat as far as strikes and blocks/grapples go.

Meh, I fucking hate people who do shit like that. Imitation martial arts. The real ones, in general, are watered down and impractical enough, no need to make it worse.
You only need one move, swift kick to the groin, everything else is just filler.

Kick to the groin doesn't work all that well when your opponent is in combat gear.

2009-04-24 07:44:38

#35

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|6111|SQUID

knife to the groin then

2009-04-24 08:00:27

#36

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Gawwad wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
Flecco wrote:

Pro-tip: Those are karate techniques being performed incredibly poorly and roughly arranged to resemble a dance routine. Even as a dance it is hard to butcher those techniques like that unless you have no idea what the fuck you are doing.

So either they are paid dancers with an incredibly shit choreographer, or the Russian airbourne troopers have zero training in basic hand to hand combat as far as strikes and blocks/grapples go.

Meh, I fucking hate people who do shit like that. Imitation martial arts. The real ones, in general, are watered down and impractical enough, no need to make it worse.
You only need one move, swift kick to the groin, everything else is just filler.
Kick to the groin doesn't work all that well when your opponent is in combat gear.

Or going out to open the batting for England, fully padded up with some 'todge protection'.

2009-04-24 08:00:53

#37

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7112|Espoo, Finland

The A W S M F O X wrote:
knife to the groin then

Just poke the poor fellow in the face with your gun.

2009-04-24 08:05:25

#38

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|6111|SQUID

why are we even on the battlefield russia has already won

2009-04-24 08:08:42

#39

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7005|Columbus, OH

The A W S M F O X wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
They still don't have a chance against us!
really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaGgY2y … annel_page

Ok after seeing their back-flip break dance routine, they officially went from ghey to gheyer.

"American Fuck Yah" is better

2009-04-24 10:44:04

#40

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7112|Espoo, Finland

loubot wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
They still don't have a chance against us!
really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaGgY2y … annel_page
Ok after seeing their back-flip break dance routine, they officially went from ghey to gheyer.

"American Fuck Yah" is better

That vid is way better than anything that has ever been made in the US. Fuck off.

2009-04-24 10:47:22

#41

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6992|Area 51

Looks like a mix between the PKM and a barret

2009-04-24 11:12:22

#42

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6650|Escea

Same gun mounted on the T90, Voddy and FAV from BF2, but with a muzzle brake on the end.

2009-04-24 11:55:15

#43

Lai: Member; +186|6578

This is the gun:

https://world.guns.ru/machine/kord_03.jpg

but I'm pretty sure this is the gun used on the T90, FAV and Voddy:

https://world.guns.ru/machine/dshkm_002.jpg

The latter is of the same 12.7mm caliber but it is a DShK rather than a Kord.

2009-04-24 12:04:39

#44

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6650|Escea

https://www.freewebs.com/penguingeneral/BF2%20Skinpak/T90-des.JPG

I'm pretty sure its the Kord that was used in BF2. Looks more like it at any rate.

2009-04-24 12:07:36

#45

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

i can do better

i bench press beaches

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-04-24 12:19:35

#46

Lai: Member; +186|6578

Hmmm,.. yeah you might be right. The T90 is a newer type of tank, and the Kord is lnown to be mounted on them. In any case the feed seems to be on the wrong side for it to be a DsHK, though it might be a NSV/NSVT:

https://world.guns.ru/machine/nsv_01.jpg

at least the muzzle brake seems to fit better. By the way that Kord seems to be a lot more infantry friendly than the Browning M2HB:

https://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g177/Russian_soldier/new%20russian%20weapons/kord-21.jpg?t=1240600667

2009-04-24 13:11:55

#47

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7005|Columbus, OH

Gawwad wrote:
loubot wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:

really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaGgY2y … annel_page
Ok after seeing their back-flip break dance routine, they officially went from ghey to gheyer.

"American Fuck Yah" is better
That vid is way better than anything that has ever been made in the US. Fuck off.

aye aye First Class Semen er um Seaman

2009-04-24 14:31:27

#48

Lai: Member; +186|6578

When I was working with the Russians last summer, one of the guys had brought his guitar. Late at night we would have illegally distilled Russian cognac, some of them (including our supervisors) would take turns playing all the traditional songs all the guys and gals knew and everyone would sing along. Damn, it was sooo epic.

2009-04-24 15:37:59

#49

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7072

Sydney wrote:
Flecco wrote:
The A W S M F O X wrote:

really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaGgY2y … annel_page
That's fucking hilarious.

Their karate is shite though.
Agree, I could take one of those Russian soldiers on in hand to hand combat.

I doubt it! considering they helped u during the recession u ought to be thankful lol they gave u 4 billion or so

hahah yea Russians pawn I knew this one Russian from school, or my univ. he was epic lol

2009-04-25 02:37:41

#50

rh27: Not really a Brit; +51|7023|England

blademaster wrote:
Sydney wrote:
Flecco wrote:

That's fucking hilarious.

Their karate is shite though.
Agree, I could take one of those Russian soldiers on in hand to hand combat.
I doubt it! considering they helped u during the recession u ought to be thankful lol they gave u 4 billion or so

hahah yea Russians pawn I knew this one Russian from school, or my univ. he was epic lol

In my high school I used to hang out with this Russian kid, he had the best sense of humor I've ever seen, it was amazing. Same guy?

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