*sigh* no more fapping

2009-03-25 16:39:11

#76

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7054|UK

Wait, I have a solution!

Break some ribs and then you can DIY with mouth, if you see what I mean ...

Wouldn't count as fapping, technically.

2009-03-25 16:40:20

#77

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6952|South Florida

Adams_BJ wrote:
Mitch wrote:
Sydney wrote:

She broke the golden rule
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/27928/
Shes safe, lotion was used
The usual Horny high to not horny low?

Well yeah its totally lost post-creamation

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-03-25 17:00:37

#78

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7049|Little Bentcock

Mitch wrote:
Adams_BJ wrote:
Mitch wrote:

Shes safe, lotion was used
The usual Horny high to not horny low?
Well yeah its totally lost post-creamation

Thats because your brain is changing its chemistry to say "Fuck that bitch, its sleep time"

2009-03-25 17:04:54

#79

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5970|Toronto

liquidat0r wrote:
Wait, I have a solution!

Break some ribs and then you can DIY with mouth, if you see what I mean ...

Wouldn't count as fapping, technically.

Watch the first 5 minutes of Shortbus by John Cameron Mitchell. Actually, watch the whole thing, its a great film.

Your life will be changed forever with no rib breakage required.

Last edited by Pochsy (2009-03-25 17:05:38)

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-03-25 17:06:10

#80

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7270|Reykjavík, Iceland.

I have a hard time going to sleep without fapping first...

2009-03-25 19:03:15

#81

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7117|Devon, England

I went like 3 weeks once, to make a point.

Fucking easy.

And it only got broke because she found out and when I made it a point that I was proud of myself, it only became natural of her to fill my mind with dirty thoughts and try to get me to give in

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2009-03-25 19:05:03

#82

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

FFLink13 wrote:
I went like 3 weeks once, to make a point.

Fucking easy.

I'm trying to think of a joke about dicks and points using what you wrote, but i'm having problems whacking one off.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-25 19:19:45

#83

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6579|what

FatherTed wrote:
i'm having problems whacking one off.

That'd be a first for you, wouldn't it?

2009-03-25 19:20:23

#84

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6927|so randum

AussieReaper wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
i'm having problems whacking one off.
That'd be a first for you, wouldn't it?

TAKE IT

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-25 19:20:40

#85

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

FatherTed wrote:
FFLink13 wrote:
I went like 3 weeks once, to make a point.

Fucking easy.
I'm trying to think of a joke about dicks and points using what you wrote, but i'm having problems whacking one off.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-26 12:33:12

#86

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6952|South Florida

UPDATE:

Well i did it earlier =[

I developed a bad headache last night, worse then usual. So i went to bed, i woke up this morning feeling like im gunna puke and with the same headache. Once the stomach ache went away, i still had a little bit of a headache. Then i entered the internet and saw so much good content....

I couldn't help it........

Im wondering if it helped my headache.

Im also wondering if the headache is from this.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Anyways, im going for every 3 days now. Cutting down, ya know?

Last edited by Mitch (2009-03-26 12:33:42)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-03-26 12:35:36

#87

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6388|Places 'n such

Mitch wrote:
UPDATE:

Well i did it earlier =[

I developed a bad headache last night, worse then usual. So i went to bed, i woke up this morning feeling like im gunna puke and with the same headache. Once the stomach ache went away, i still had a little bit of a headache. Then i entered the internet and saw so much good content....

I couldn't help it........

Im wondering if it helped my headache.

Im also wondering if the headache is from this.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Anyways, im going for every 3 days now. Cutting down, ya know?

Sounds like me with smoking...
Oh i'll quit
Oops, maybe once a day...
Make that cut down to a few a day
5 a day?
back to 15...

Just force yourself to go cold turkey and show some willpower XD

Last edited by presidentsheep (2009-03-26 12:36:05)

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2009-04-25 22:03:59

#88

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6656|NSW, Australia

get a girl to do it for you

2009-04-25 22:29:29

#89

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7092|NT, like Mick Dundee

wtfbump

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-04-25 22:36:10

#90

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6749|Orrstrayleea

get a hobo guy to do it for you

2009-04-25 22:46:10

#91

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6792|California

get your other hand to do it for you

2009-04-25 23:12:06

#92

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6579|what

get a hobo's other hand to do it for you.

2009-04-25 23:45:27

#93

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6938|Gold Coast

This thread is GAY.

Just putting it out there.

noice

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2009-04-26 00:26:06

#94

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6956|Global Command

Please refrain from bumping topics.

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Adams_BJ wrote:

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FatherTed wrote:

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